Chocolate Milk
Pairing: Kageyama x Reader
Pronouns: implied male reader (kind of?) but no use of pronouns for reader
so
Warnings: established relationship, play fighting, yelling, cursing
Description:
you just wanted Kageyama to drink chocolate milk..
Note: literal crack fic- also i hc that kage absolutely hates chocolate milk
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Kageyama was one stubborn bitch, and he'll admit it too.
"Drink it bastard"
"No."
"I saID DRINK IT COME ON"
"AND I SAID NO SO GET OFF ME"
You had Kageyama pinned down, aggressively trying to make him take at least one drop of the chocolate flavoured milk
But he refused
"ITS MILK YOU IDIOT, YOU LOVE MILK"
"NOT CHOCOLATE FLAVOURED I WILL DECK YOU LET ME GO"
"ITS BASICALLY THE SAME THING"
At this point the milk was on the floor, spilled all over the carpet
But you both didnt notice that, Kageyama just kept resisting and at one point you had him in a headlock
"IDIOT YOU BETTER LET GO OF ME SOON OR ELSE"
"YOU SAID SOON NOT WHEN"
"NOW."
"NO"
Both of you are basically wwe wrestling on the floor now. Rolling around the whole living room, not even caring that your neighbours can hear you.
"I GOT YOU THIS MILK WITH ALL THE LOVE IN MY HEART"
"YEAH WELL YOU KNOW WHAT-", kageyama yells and for a second you both stop wrestling for a second
You look at him, quirking a brow waiting for his answer
"I dont want it" he says and purses his lips actling like he spit in your face
You dramatically gasp and wipe the non-existent spit off your face
"How dare you!", you yell and start wrestling again
And even though you were fighting you both had stupid smiles on your faces
Then the yelling started again, it rang through your guys's apartment and bounced off the walls
"ITS NOT ORGANIC"
"ORGANIC MY ASS, COME ON ITS CHOCOLATE"
"I SAID NOO"
You look at the now spilled milk and frown a little, but you had a saving grace
Cups~!
You get off Kageyama hurridly as you run to the kitchen he grips at your ankle and makes you trip down to the ground
"HEY" you yell as he runs by you and into the kitchen
He knew exactly what you were going to do.
He SAW the stash you had, you didn't just have one bottle of chcolate milk you had GALLONS.
He runs to the fridge, you stumbling right behind him almost on his tail.
Luckily for you he left one single carton of milk, and you smirk as you grab it and run in the direction he went off to
Your original plan was to go grab a cup and try to get a few drops from the spilled carton but nevermind~
He grabs as much as he can and stumbles over to your shared bathroom, dropping all the milk cartons in the shower and swiftly locking the door
Panting his breath hitches when he hears your footsteps nearing the bathroom door
He prays that you dont have anything in your hands and the splashing he heard was not a milk carton in your hands
You wiggle the carton in your hand, making sure kageyama can hear it.
You hear a yell from behind the bathroom door and you laugh so hard you almost drop the milk
You jiggle the doorknob and try to pry it open but nothing works
You suddenly got an idea though and you triumphantly yell
"bitCH I LIVE HERE I HAVE KEYS EVEN TO THE BATHROOM" you say laughing
Instead of a yell you hear a literal scream from beyond the door this time and you laugh even harder then before
You run to the kitchen where you keep all the keys and swiftly grab the bathroom door key hoping that Kageyama didnt pull a fast one on you and ran out
But he heard your footsteps and seeing as he has been in a relationship with you for a few years now he knew what you had in mind
He unlocks the door and runs out, this time to your shared bedroom
Unlike last time though, he forgets to lock the door
He knew it was too late to lock the door
So he runs to the bed and hides his body on the other side of the bed, that way when you entered the room you wouldnt see him and you'd come looking for him
He hears the door open and your shadow is casted on the wall right behind him
He holds his breath but a few snickers come out here and there, as much ad he didnt like chocolate milk, he did find the situation funny
With his snickers you were able to find him easily and when he sees your figure towering over him his eyes widen
You both yell and Kageyama throws a pillow at your face as a tactic.
It blinds your vision and Kageyama takes it as a chance to escape, running out the room as fast as possible
But before he can reach the living room you tackle him to the ground
You give out an excited yell as your finally able to pin down your boyfriend again
"IF I GIVE YOU A KISS WILL YOU LET ME GO" kageyama says but immediately regrets it seeing the expression on your face
"Aight bet, say less" you say and grab at his thighs to pick him up
"I was joking-!!" He yells out trying to get out of your grip, but you had a vice snake like grip on him and theres no way in hell he was getting out of it
You leap onto the couch, Kageyama still in your arms
"No homo" you say and grab his face to give him a long kiss full of giggles and laughter
After you break away he acts like he didnt like it but the blush on his face is evident and shows his true emotions
You've kissed bunch of times but he never got over the butterflies in his stomach each time it happened
Kageyama sighs and looks down, drawing shapes on the couch, disappointment clear in his expression, until he opens his mouth
"Who gave you this idea in the first place"
"Tsuki...."
"TSUKISHIMA? OF ALL PEOPLE-"
"I think he just wanted to mess with you-"
"How did you give in so easily to what he had to say, and whY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME"
"Because..its tsukishima"
"YOU IDIOT"
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You both look down at the chocolate milk stained carpet. Kageyama sighing heavily and falling on the couch
once again
"You're paying for that-"
"IDIOT I WASNT THE ONE WHO WANTED TO FORCE ME TO DRINK MILK"
"Doesent matter!" You say running by kageyama, quickly leaving a peck on his cheek, and then scurrying off
before he attacks you
[1150 words; august/6/2020]