"Hey Y/N, could you go and get me two wine glasses?"
"Huh? Oh- um.. Sure. Right on it! I'll be back!"
Well, it had been three weeks since Sebastian, the mansion's first caretaker, proposed to me after being in a relationship for over two months. I had gotten used to things here, like everyone's sleping and eating schedules, their locations usually, and what they like to eat and not like to eat.
I came back with the two wine glasses Sebas had asked for, and he showed me a bottle- one that appeared to be for wine.
"Sebas, what is it?" I asked, curiously poking the glass bottle.
He flashed me a smile
"Its wine, want some?"
"I- err.." 'Should I even agree to this?!' I asked myself.
"Hm..? Y/N?" Sebastian waved a hand in front of her face. "Y/N~ Hello? Oh my- I hate doing this but.." FLICK.
"OWW!! Sebastian!! I thought you promised not to do that again!!" I complained, rubbing my cheek, where it still kinda stung.
"Haha, sorry Y/N. I thought you were a statue, so I just had to make sure." He replied flatly.
"Hmph. I hate u." I mumbled
"Aww~ is my Y/N flustered?" He teased.
I looked away.
"Hm.. Y/N..? Are you mad, sad, glad, flustered, gloomy, lazy, tired, annoyed, or-"
I cut him off.
"I HATE you, Sebastian."
He smiled, knowing I didn't really mean what I said.
"I love you too." He replied, with a wink.
"S-so.. May I drink with you..?" I quietly asked him
"Hmm... Fiine, you may. But only in moderate amounts, i dont want you to be knocked out the whole day-"
He stared at me, as I wiped my mouth.
"Ah, refreshing!" I said, smiling.
There were two full glasses of wine on the table, and one empty glass bottle of wine. I finished the bottle.
"I-I-I-.. Y/N, is that you?" He slowly asked me, stuttering.
I nodded my head happily.
"Mhm!! Sure is!" I smiled, knowimg that he didnt know a LOT of things about me.
Then..
Arthur and Dazai came into the room, teasing Mozart, Jean, and Isaac, who seemed to be in a really bad mood.
"HI GUYS!!! GOOD MORNING!!" I greeted them, as they saw a frozen Sebastian still staring at the two full wine glasses and empty bottle on the table.
"Hm? Hey Sebas! Whats wrong? Helloooooo~ EARTH TO SEBASTIAN!!" Yelled Arthur, as he waved his hand in front of the face of a dazed Sebastian.
Then Leonardo came in, also noticing that the mansion's first caretaker was frozen, with his eyes wide open, face mostly blank, looking pale, while staring directly at the three things situated on the table.
I decided to leave early and head to the kitchen, when Isaac asked me, in a horrified tone, "Y/NN!! WHAT DID YOU DO TO OUR FRIEND?!?! Oh wait.. that wasnt my part to say.. ahem.. Y/N.. Why is Sebastian like that?"
I turned around slowly, a sheepish grin on my face.
"..Ask him.. Yourselves..?"
Dazai shook his head.
"Toshiko-san, we already tried that, dontcha think?"
"No, I do..?" I answered.
Mozart came in, determimed to make us shut the hell up, but..
"WILL YOU PLEASE- Oh good morning, Sebastian."
Of course, Sebastian was too frozen to do anything.
Realizing this yet again put an idea in my head.
"..Hey guys.. What if we all flicked Sebastian's face at the same time..?" I asked them, a grin appearing on my face.
Dazai thought about it.
"Toshiko-san.. That may just work."
"Nononononununununu. I will not allow this. What if he is just acting?" Interjected Isaac.
"Pssh. The least that could happen is that jis face will just hurt. The WORST that vould happen is that he doesnt snap outta his trance and then I'll have to go get a knife from the kitchen and hurt him with it." I said, with a matter-of-fact tone.
"Wow. A bit dark, yes?" Asked Mozart, completely concerned.
"*sigh* I have been overruled by the majority. We shall flick Sebastian awake."
"Aww.. Newt, admit it."
"Admit what?" He asked, annoyed again.
"Admit to the fact that you WANNA flivk Sebastian!"
"I do." I raised my hand.
"It really is curious how he may or may not react. I'm in." Leonardo raised his own hand, chuckling.
"Hmph. Arthur, youre the worst."
"And what about me, Ai-kun?" Asked Dazai.
"That's isn't important, so I never mentioned you."
"Oh, how sad.."
We all placed our fingers in front of Sebastian, ready to release on my count.
"ON THE COUNT OF ONE.. TWO!.. THREE!!"
FLICK. {Isaac}
FLICK. FLICK. {Arthur and Dazai}
FLICK. {Leonardo}
FLICK. {Mozart}
POKE. {Jean}
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SLAP. {Me/You/Reader}
"AH!" Sebastian jolted out of his trance after I slapped him.
We all laughed, even the normally stoic-faced muscian.
Sebastian stood there, rubbing his face, particularly where I slapped him.
Isaac went to a corner, shaking.
Dazai went out of the room to laugh.
Arthur went to his room, saying that it "...gave me inspiration for another part of the story!"
Leonardo laughed uncontrollably, collapsing onto the floor.
Saint-Germain went in several minutes later due to the fact that we were all still laughing.
'Are my friends high..?' Comte yhought, after seeing the state everyone was in.
But there was no time for that, My body was shaking uncontrollably, from the humorous moment.
Sebastian even cracked a tiny smile.
Napoleon came in, still sleepy, while Theo came in to tell us to shut the hell up, after we were still laughing for ten minutes.
Comte had eventually become one of us.
He too was lying on the floor, laughing uncontrollably, like Leonardo.
Sebastian mostly stood there, holding his face tenderly, slightly confused.
..And he never looked at me the same way again after that day..
Except for that time when I announced that I was carrying his child, only to find out that it was April First, meaning...
IT WAS APRIL FOOL'S DAY.
~~FIN..~~
[1000 WORDS FOR THE STORY.]