~recap~
"Ugh I'm sooo full... I feel fat, loaded and like a pig." Azusa-chan says
"Me too... I feel like a roly-poly." Naruto-kun says
"The results are in! And the winner is....."
~endus recapus~
Azusa's POV
"And the winner is..."
Both naruto's and my eyes widen.
"Is..." Ayame dragged out.
Both Naruto and I press closer
Which
In turn
Made
Ayame drag it out
Even
Further.
"Is..."
Well let's just say both me and naruto got irritated and nearly shook the women to get it out of her
"THE WINNER IS AZUSA-CHAN, OKAY?!"
She screamed
Everyone...
Paused...
And turned...
Their heads...
Slowly...
Towards me.
You know that awkward (GAY BABY) feeling you get that everyone is gonna chase you,
Even though you don't know why?
Well
Let's...
Just say...
That happened to me
Tonight...
<Girl I suggest you high tail it outta here>
Aradia konoyarou, I think you're
RIGHT! NIGEROU, MINNA!
Naruto, Kakashi, and Iruka-sensei chased after me all over the village
~time skip: the next day~
Man that was a work out... I can't believe they chased after me till dawn.
God, I'm tired...
Well the only good things that came out of it is:
Kakashi won the bet
I have naruto as a slave for 4 days (I can choose when to start/stop)
And I get free ramen for a year
Yep I've got it made
Looks like I'm meeting the rest of my team today.
Good lord I hope they aren't obnoxious like Naruto or very arrogant like Kakashi
I still refuse to call him sensei
After my sweet escape I go to find Naruto and two other people in a training ground.
"Ohayo, Naruto!!"
He looks at me surprised then his face quickly turns into embarrassed
What did I do?
Well whatever
I shrugged it off and went and sat by him.
He scoots away
I scoot closer to him
He scoots away
I scoot closer to him
We kept at it till Kakashi came two hours later.
"YOU'RE LATE KAKASHI-SENSEI!!" Both Naruto and the girl which I now dub "pinkette" screamed
"Ah sorry I got lost on the path of life..." Kakashi said... Or some shit like that
"Ah you're here A---"
I interrupted Kakashi by putting my hand on his masked mouth.
I just didn't want the other two to know my name... Yet
"Why did you do that to sensei?!" The pinkette screamed
Hmph, teacher's pet, such a weakling
<Good assessment of the pinky>
Well duh, when you look at her, her aura just screams "teacher's pet."
<So,so true. Carry on>
Will do
"What's your name?" The pinky/pinkette asked
"What's it to ya, pinky?" I replied
I soo succeeded in pissing her off
Then the raven-haired boy asked the same thing
I ignored him and said "I thus now dub thee... Duck-boy! Since thine hair looketh like a duck."
Naruto and I laughed our butts off while everyone else looked confused *cough-kakashi-cough* and pissed
~ time skip: start of the bell test~
"Nee Naruto-kun we should work together!" I exclaimed
"Nah, I dun feel like it! If I'm gonna be the next hokage then I have to get the bells on my own!"
"But Naruto, before the hokage became hokage they were genin just like us and learned to work in teams..."
"I'll come back later, k? I just wanna try on my own."
"Fine naruto, I'll still be waiting..."
I watched in wait as I saw Naruto get his ass whooped by Kakashi.
Which was pretty funny to be frank
Although I was scarred for life when
Kakashi used this random jutsu and molested Naruto in the ass
*shivers*
Eventually, Naruto came back like I knew he would.
"Hm I knew you'd come back"
"Yeah, yeah let's just get the bells already."
Kakashi's POV
Hm looks like I've beaten everyone except 1.
Azusa.
Hm I wonder what she's up to...
Something shiny catches my eye
"Wait what the__?"
"Gotcha sensei."
Damn
Naruto's POV
Whoa, Azusa is fast!
Like unbelievably fast!
I doubt even sensei can go that fast!
"iikei, Naruto!" Azusa screamed
"Yosh! Time to act dattebayo!"
I tried to distract sensei while Azusa went for the bells
But sensei disappeared and in his place was a log
Well she did warn me that this would happen.
Luckily we made clones!
~time skip: 10 minutes after 12pm~
Azusa's POV
DDAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMNNNNNN!
!!!!!
Kakashi can talk up a storm!
Remind me to NEVER anger him
"None of you need to return to the Ninja Academy. "
"What? But all I did was faint. Was that ok?" asked Sakura.
I look in her direction as she starts jumping up and down.
'How clueless can you get?' I thought as I mentally sighed at her antics. (-_-;)
"So does that mean us four...?"
"No. You four ...should quit being ninjas."
"Wait what do you mean by 'you four' and quit being ninjas?" Naruto asks. "We couldn't get a bell, but why do you have to say we should quit?"
"It's because the four of you are just kids who don't even deserve to be ninjas. Only two out of four of you were trying to get a bell."
Sasuke charges at Kaka-sensei ; however, Kakashi just pins him to the ground and sits on him.
"See? You're all just kids." He states as he places his foot harder on Sasuke's trapped form.
"Don't step on Sasuke-kun!" Sakura yells.
"Do you guys think being a ninja is easy? Why do you think we break into teams?" Kaka-sensei questions angrily.
"What do you mean?" Sakura asks hesitantly.
"In other words, you three (points to Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura) don't understand the answer of this test. The answer to determine whether you pass or fail."
"We've been asking what it is...." Sakura answers.
"Geez, are your brains empty? Only one of you figured out the answer. Why are you all in a group?
... The royal blue headed girl understood the exercise! Well it was the other girl before finally working with naruto!!" Kakashi screamed
"Wait then what was the purpose of this exercise?" Pinky asked
Good lord, the girl was a smarty pants yet she couldn't figure this out?
"Its all about TEAMWORK!" Both me and kakashi said at the same time
All three munchkins anime fell and/or face-palmed
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! YOUR FACES --HAHA-- ARE--HA-HILARIOUS!AHAHAHAHA!!!!" I was rotflmbo-ing and crying cuz it was too funny!!
As usual, everyone but Naruto sweat dropped at my awesomeness
Sasuke's POV
(Yay!! Let's see what he thinks about the new girl in town)
This girl is weird...
I sweat dropped as the girl was rotflhbo-ing. In the middle of sensei's lecture...
At least she's not a fan girl...
That was all I'm worried about although her calling me "duck-boy" is seriously rude and irritating.
Azusa's POV
After I was done laughing, someone asked a question :
"Why do we use teamwork if there are only two bells?" Sakura questions angrily.
"Sakura, were you paying attention to what I just said? The goals of the individual do not overcome the goals of the mission. It was to prevent us from working together but we were supposed to overcome that and work together." I said as I rub the back of my head.
"Correct. In this situation, we select those who can prioritize teamwork before themselves. That was the purpose but most of you were pathetic. Sakura, you cared more about Sasuke than Naruto even though Naruto was right in front of you and you didn't even know where Sasuke was. Naruto, All you did was work on your own. But you did show some understanding of the test when you and azusa finally started working as partners. Azusa,You were the only one who figured out the real intention of this exam, but you sat and waited for naruto when in the time naruto was still fighting me you could have gotten sakura or sasuke . There will be times where you can't just sit around and wait for somebody to help before you take the initiative. And you... *stomps on head harder* ...Sasuke assumed that you had to get a bell on your own once you saw Azusa almost get a bell. You simply assumed everyone was below you so you did everything yourself."
Kakashi steps on Sasuke's head harder as Sasuke's gaze locks on mine.
Meh, I'm gonna zone out...
~ time skip: lunch break~
"Naruto you want some of my food?"
I ask him
"Nah, I'm fine I swear!"
Cue the stomach noises
~growl~
"But your stomach says other wise so here. Say ahh!" I said while holding a rice ball between my chopsticks for him
"Arigatou, ahhh.." Naruto opens his mouth to be fed
As soon as the rice hits his tongue, a dark storm cloud appears with Kaka-sensei and scares the rest of my team shitless. Kaka-sensei asks for any last words...
"We're a team right? Why would I let someone on the team suffer while we stuff our faces with food?" I say to him.
"If one member is weak, the whole team would suffer." Sasuke adds.
"That's right, all of us are one." Sakura says.
"Yeah. Yeah. What they said." Naruto adds.
"You four are one, eh?" Kakashi takes a dramatic pause before saying:
"OMAE WA....... PASSU! (YOU....... PASS!)"
All I can say is "guh face like shit.... All y'all faces are hilarious!"
"Pass? Why?" - Sakura
"You four are the first. The people I had previously couldn't think for themselves. They only did what they were told to do. Ninjas have to look underneath the underneath. In the world of ninjas those who break the rules are scum...
...but those who abandon their friends are worst than scum." Kakashi-sensei and I finish together.
The three munchkins stare at us in amazement
"H-how d-did you k-know that?" Sakura asks in amazement
"Eh, I just guessed and also kaka-sensei (man that's catchy!) Mentioned it to me one time at the K.I.A. Stone on our way to the hokage." I lied
"Ne, I think you should tell them your name now, don't cha think?"
Do I have to?
<Yes baka gaki>
Okay aradia konoyarou
"ALRIGHT LISTEN UP MAGGOTS! THE NAME'S AZUSA, NO LAST NAME GOT IT?!" I screamed using a military general's voice
"Y-yes ma'am!" Both duck-boy and pinky stood at attention
"NOW, TELL ME YOUR FULL NAME, MAGGOTS!"
"S-sasuke Uchiha, ma'am!"
"S-sakura Haruno, ma'am!"
"HM... DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY MAGGOTS (This includes you Naruto and Kakashi!) AND I BETTER HEAR YOU SOUND OFF (e.g 1 ma'am, 2 ma'am)!
GO!"
Everyone did push-ups...
Man, I so commanded their asses like a boss
~time skip: sunset~
After that enjoyable time in training ground 7 everyone went home
This is my first time coming home since I couldn't go yesterday cuz of a certain chunin, genin, and jounin *cough* iruka *cough cough* Naruto *cough cough* kakashi
After some time I found my "home"....
Guess who was my next door neighbor?
Come on guess!
No really guess!
It was Naruto...
Damn...
<Well at least you are keeping him close>
Ahh sha-dup
<Okay okay... Don't come crying to me when you have nightmares!>
Kuso
Usually I don't have nightmares like I used to when I was nine... Apparently someone massacred my clan...
Obviously I was mentally scarred and was broken inside...
In actuality I hardly remember anything before the incident...
But honestly I will find out who killed my clan because they took away:
My child hood
My parents
Any relatives.
*sigh* well let me get inside before Na--
"HEY AZUSA-CHAN!!"
Oh speak of the devil, here come's naruto.
I heard one time that if you speak of the devil he appears at your door.
Sooo not true its a story just to make sure you aren't doing bad stuff and crap.
"Hello Naruto-kun."
"Hi azusa-chan... Well I wanted to tell you,er, good night."
"Oh? Hm mkay, oyasumi nasai naruto-kun." I said with a smile
"Bye!" And I ran into the house
Naruto's POV
All of a sudden my face is red... I have
no idea why since I know I like Sakura
and I kinda just met Azusa-chan, what,
Two days ago? Granted, she(azusa) is
pretty but sakura is smart, pretty and
sound-minded, unlike me.
I hope sakura could start to like me.
Time for RAMEN!!
~ time skip: next day [ catch the cat with the red ribbon(tora-chan)!]~
"Where are you guys located?" Kaka-sensei whispered in his headset
"I'm at point A." - Sasuke
"I'm at point B." -Sakura
"Point C!" - me
"Shush! If you scare the cat, who knows where we'll have to go to find it!" Kaka-sensei warned me
"Point D" - naruto
"Has anyone located that damned cat alre-- aww hey little guy what's your name?" -me
"Eh? Nani? Did you find tora-chan?- kakashi asked
"Does the cat have a red ribbon ?" -sasuke
"Yep! And she's adorable too! Aren't you? Yesh you are yesh you are!" I took off my headset and started scratching the cat's ears which made it purr
"I know you don't want to go back to your owners place -cat hisses- but it sure as hell better than living on the streets not knowing whether or not you're gonna survive.
So just stay at her place till I can come get you okay?" I begged. Tora-chan
She purred and did something akin to a nod.
Third person POV
All of team 7 met up together and were on their way to get tora-chan back to their house
When naruto tried to pet tora-chan, the cat hissed and clawed his face
'Even though I have a fox demon,junibi, it didn't claw me. Yet naruto has the kyuubi but tora clawed him. Maybe its because of some stupid blondes. Heh orokana burondo (NO OFFENSE TO BLONDE PEOPLE)
The owner catches sight of team 7 quickly and shouts: "OH MY BABY TORA-CHAN!! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?! And hugs the cat *cough squeezes, cough cough* between her breasts.
Everyone sweat dropped once they saw the owner
'No wonder that cat ran away.' - every1
"Haha that cat deserves it!" Naruto said
I karate chop him on the head saying "no she doesn't!"
So after a few more missions which included picking herbs and walking dogs (hilarious! Although I hope naruto is okay...) We went to the hokage's office to request a much harder mission
~ff~
"Ahaha who's the shortest?" Naruto stupidly asked the old man, tazuna
We all line-up to show naruto.
First came me, sasuke (sulking cuz he ain't the tallest! Boo yah!) Sakura and naruto...
"TEME! Oji-ji! Kono otoko o korosou to omou no! (You! Old man! That man... I think I wanna kill him)
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Author's note: note what I made naruto say isn't really what he said in the anime, but I wanted to express his feeling of anger so I used a line from "skip beat!" By Yoshiki Nakamura to do it
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-ff- I would be wasting my time trying to explain what you already know. Go look it up and watch the damn episode if you wanna know the exact words
SO NOW
Azusa's POV
We were walking on our way to the hidden mist village with Tazuna.
It was a bright, sunny day with hardly clouds.
My mood was okay... Until I stepped in a puddle in the middle of the road..
Right away I sensed two chakras hidden in the trees.
I look at kakashi and he gave me the "shh" gesture
<Oi, konogaki, let me out just a tiny bit>
Eh? Nande?
<Cuz I just want to make your senses enhanced and I think I smell a whiff of poison in the air... It wouldn't do you any good if you gotten injured now would it?>
No it wouldn't.. Fine I'll let you out a smidgen
<Yay! I won't take over k?>
Hai, hai
Instantly my senses were heightened once I let the junibi's chakra out a little.
I saw things better, smelled things like a dog could and heard things the normal human couldn't
Although to my disappointment the two ninja came out and "killed" sensei (just saying that was a substitution)
"One down 4 to go." One of them said
Hmph, these ninja don't know who they're dealing with
They attacked Naruto, nicking him with their claws which got me outraged.
I started using my military general voice..
Oh did I mention that I can put a jutsu on my voice to control the people I want?
I didn't? Well blame the author (hey!)
"ALRIGHT MAGGOTS! YOU TWO CHUNNIN BETTER DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY! RIGHT NOW!" I screamed
They turned around and fear was pasted on their faces like they just realized I was there.
Yeash, did they really?--- nevermind I'll take it as a yes.
"N-no w-way! Y-you're the blue rose!" One of the mist chunnin stated
"EH?! N-no way! But she's the only one left of the Fu---.."
Hardly the name registering in my brain when a burst of pain hits my head full force.
I don't show it on my face but deep inside it hurts like hell!
"MAGGOTS I SUGGEST YOU DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY OR ELSE YOU'RE GIVING 60!" I shouted, which so did not help my headache. Nor did them shouting "yes ma'am" help either.
~ff~
Kakashi finally comes out of hiding and ties up the chunnin after Naruto stabs his hand making some sort of vow about not giving up.
It was a good way to drain the poison out of his system, but come on now, we really don't have time for this.
Even though it was really cool ----
WHAT
THE
FUCK
DID
I
JUST
SAY?!
Bad thoughts Azusa, bad!
Kakashi decides to scare him a bit:
"Naruto... If you keep bleeding like that you're gonna die."
"(O.O)NANI?! NOOOOO!!" Naruto starts running around in circles
"Calm down naruto, let me just wrap your hand in bandages." Kakashi said
Kaka-kun holds naruto's hand and stares at it intently.
Prolly the kyuubi's chakra is already healing it.
I snuck up beside kaka-kun and said
"Sen~sei, if you want to bite his hand to make him moan, just do it! I won't tell iruka-sensei what you did!"
If looks could kill, I'd be six feet under.
"Azusa..."
I cut him off by laughing since Naruto's face was so hilarious!
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Naruto! You shouldn't be cheating on sasuke! I mean we all know you're gay for him but that doesn't mean you can come on to sexy men like Kakashi!"
I soo managed to piss off all three of the said persons and high tailed it out of there!
~time skip: the boat on the way to the hidden mist~
Dammit!
I knew I shoulda ate tomatoes before I left!
<What does tomatoes have to do with anything, azusa?>
It would have helped cuz then I woulda seen the needle thin thread that sasuke attached in the trees!
Kuso!!
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Hey so did you enjoy? Yay ! I hope so! I wrote this chapter in 2 friggin days! My imagination is exhausted!
REVIEW,COMMENT &&' VOTE KIDDIES!
TILL NEXT TIME!
Sasuke,Kakashi,Naruto - SHE DOESN'T OWN NARUTO!
Naruto- BELIEVE IT, dattebayo!
*the 3 said persons chase after me*
Me: NIGEROUUUUUUU!! (RUN!)
Sakura: *sighs* this crazy lady really doesn't own naruto
Azusa: BUT SHE OWNS THE PLOT, ANY OTHER CHARACTERS NOT IN NARUTO and LAST but not LEAST.... ME!!
Sayonara!