Seokjin: These games are stupid. They turn everything upside down and make a mess of it and expect the players to clean their shit???? Why do I have to clean their mess??? *keeps playing game*
Yoongi: *grumbles in sleep* 1 more minute. (...) w h y the f u c k did you wake me up i was having a r e u n i o n with my friends *glares and walks into the bathroom*
Hoseok: Wait did you buy all these down town while I was asleep??? But I was asleep for only 20 minutes!! It takes 30 to go there! Did you ride a jet or something ??
Namjoon: If you occupy space, then you matter.
Jimin: do you see my abs? Yeah look at them. s t a r e at them. They deserve all the love.
Taehyung: Yeah, that's right. It's just like love: if you can't stand by your words and see them through, shut up and back off (...) did that make sense to you??? It didn't even make sense to me.
Jungkook: you can tell them they're getting evicted. yeah, here are their stuff. don't forget to tell them they're getting evicted, okay? This prank has got to work.
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