𝕓𝕟𝕙𝕒 | 𝕥𝕖𝕩𝕥 𝕒𝕦!

By cupidmygg

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just random text scenarios I have in my head abt the bnha characters (specifically the bakusquad) hehe enjoy... More

disclaimer: death from cringe
welcome to the bakusquad
bisexual
haircut
boom
r.i.p. denki
fake therapist
crackhead hours
first date?
just katsuki things
can't sleep
double d's
acapella
just crackhead tingz
bonk!
chaos
collect ur baggage
nicknames
flirt
stud
idek
- a/n -
furry
kiss, marry, kill
pick up lines
drunk times
jealous
stupid
stupid cont.
love confession
denki's AU
hospital buddies
party time
cuffing szn
iida is angy
katsu cuddles
social disty
that time of the month

wait, it's all cake?🧍🏻‍♀️

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By cupidmygg

Crackheads🤕🤙🏼

Flextape:
someone wanna tell me why the fuck kaminari is chasing y/n around with a knife

Wifey:
Knife kink

The Rock:
WTF ????

Flextape:
Mina what's wrong with you

Wifey:
read too many fanfics sorry

The Rock:
I'm not even gonna ask ..

Wifey:
WAIT WE FORGOT ABT Y/N

(Username):
SENDHELP PLESJE WHAT THEIFUCKEJ

DENKI WANT KILL  ME

Flextape:
imagine seeing those messages without any context haha

The Rock:
bitch this is NOT the time to be laughing

Wifey:
Okay problem solved I melted the knife with my quirk😌

(Username):
thank you queen ❤️

anygay

DENKI IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU

Flextape:
YEAH GET HIS ASS!

(Username):
I don't wanna hear it from you Sero, you didn't help me🗿

Flextape:
I helped spread the awareness😌

(Username):
bitch I'll kill you too

Flextape:
bye🚪🚶🏻‍♂️

Wifey:
Why'd kaminari chase you with a knife🧍🏻‍♀️

Pikabitch:
I wanted to see if she was cake

Wifey:
this bitch....

The Rock:
Well...is she?

(Username):
KIRISHIMA NO..NOT YOU TOO

Pikabitch:
the world will never know😔💔

(Username):
I'm tired from running katsu please beat him up for me

Wait where's that bitch anyways

Katsu:
WHOS A BITCH HUH?

Wifey:
and just like that you've summoned him

The Rock:
why do you always respond when someone calls you a bitch

Katsu:
BECAUSE

(Username):
classic elementary school clapback

Katsu:
BITCH

(Username):
MY BITCH*

Katsu:
NO

Flextape:
Damn what type of flirting is this

Wait what if ..y/n is a masochist 😳😳😳

Wifey:
????$:)?! WHATS WRONF WITH YOU

(Username):
NOW HOLD ON NOW WHY ARE YOU GANGING UP ON US LIKE THIS

ITS HOW WE SHOW LOVE, LOOK AWAY

Wifey:
YEA CUT IT OUT SERO

ITS UPSETTING ME AND MY HOMEGIRL

(Username):
ily Mina you're the only one for me

The Rock:
Bakugo:

Wifey:
As I've said before, bakugo is just the side hoe😁👋🏼

(Username):

Katsu:
why do I even bother anymore

(Username):
you're the number one side hoe

that's an honor

Katsu:
To hell with that

you said you were my girl

Flextape:
I-

(Username):
YOU SAID IM YOUR GIRL AAAAA

Katsu:
I DIDNT ?? CAN YOU NOT READ

The Rock:
just roll with it man

(Username):
bye katsuki is the only man ever💓

Pikabitch:
WTF WHAT ABT US ☹️

Flextape:
you're asking the wrong questions here

How are y/n and bakugo even compatible

Wifey:
they share a braincell 😫❤️ that's love

The Rock:
PFFT

(Username):
bitch don't question love

Flextape:
ew what cheesy romance film did you come out of🤢

(Username):
sounds like jealousy to me get help

Wifey:
Yeah ok I'm gonna knock out and sleep

goodnight love u bitches💕💞💖💗

3:16 am

(Username):
Sero

ohmygod

Flextape:
what

why're you awake

(Username):
I just broke down crying

because I realized you really don't have nobody

Flextape:
wym I have you guys??

(Username):
I meant nobody romantically

Flextape:
oh

Pikabitch:
I WASNT GONNA REPLY BUT THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY

Flextape:
YOU DID THIS AND FOR WHAT HUH😭

I THOUGHT IT WAS SOMETHING SERIOUS BUT NOW I JUST FEEL HURT ASF

(Username):
don't be ashamed we'll love you even if you're single Sero 😢

Flextape:
DONT TALK TO ME IM GOING TO BED🗿

Soft bitches☹️💗
7:32 am

(Username):
good morning I can't stop thinking abt shirtless katsuki

String bean:
Ummmm y/n?

IceBae:
?

Tsuyuwu:
Y/n....it's 7 in the morning

(Username):
FUCK WRONG CHAT

IM SO EMBARRASSED LOOK AWAY TODOROKI

String bean:
Why are you only embarrassed bc todoroki is here🤡

IceBae:

Did I use that right

Tsuyuwu:
omg todoroki you're so precious

(Username):
he's a precious bean

IceBae:
I thought that was izuku

String bean:
stop it I'm soft now☹️💗💞💓💖

(Username):
wow I love you two so much

my babies MUAH

Tsuyuwu:
me too you both are so wholesome

String bean:
y/n what if you left the crackheads for us😳

I'm kidding omg

(Username):
oh bet

String bean:
Y/N ! NO!

Tsuyuwu:
I'm going back to sleep

y/n please stop thirst texting in the morning

it's ..weird

(Username):
In case you haven't noticed, I'm weird. I'm a weirdo. I don't fit in. And I don't want to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? That's weird.

String bean:
Y/N SHUT UP💀💀💀

(Username):
IZUKU DONT TELL ME TO SHUT UP

I'LL CRY

String bean:
OMG IM SO SORRY ARE YOU OKAY🥺

Tsuyuwu:
Izuku don't apologize she's being dramatic

String bean:
BUT SHE SAID SHE'LL CRY

(Username):
I LIED❤️

anyways hey todo can I cut you

need to check something

Tsuyuwu:
did you just casually ask to cut todoroki

String bean:
Y/N DONT YOU DARE TOUCH HIM

IceBae:
yes

wait why

String bean:
WHY DID YOU SAY YES FIRST AND THEN QUESTION IT ARE U INSANEBEKSH

(Username):
what if you're a cake

IceBae:
A cake with fire and ice quirk ?

(Username):
yes

Tsuyuwu:
she's stupid don't listen to her todoroki

(Username):

String bean:
NOT THE LIAM PAYNE MEMES

WAIT WAIT I HAVE A FUNNY ONE

best jeanist whenever he moves his bangs be like

(Username):
HELPPPSJDJ I CANT STOP LAUGHING

Tsuyuwu:
what the hell is in your guys' camera rolls😭

IceBae:
that was funny

(Username):
SHIT KATSUKI HEARD ME AND NOW HES GONNA BEAT MY ASS FOR WAKING HIM UP

BYE LOVE U GUYS

AAAAAA HI GUYS 🥺 I missed being on here and actually updating like a normal person so here's a pretty long chat hehe. WHERE ARE MY HAIKYUU FANS AT ! I need to cry about the end of it together with someone 😔 not really a spoiler but wowowow future tsukki and akaashi are so fine ..I would 1000% risk it all for them

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