You.
You have started a battle.
You and your little army of characters.
But you know what?
I'M THE NARRATOR.
I CONTROL THE STORY.
YOU WANT A STORY!?
FINE! HERE'S YOUR STORY!
ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A NARRATOR LIVING IN THEIR BOOK PEACEFULLY WHEN A BUNCH OF RANDOM USERS DECIDED TO READ IT AND ANGER THE NARRATOR TO THE POINT TO WHERE THEY MADE SEVERAL INNOCENT CHARACTERS MEET A DEMISE OF FLAMES AND BLADES.
THE END.
THERE!
YOU HAD YOUR STORY!
LEAVE!
DO IT NOW!!