You are all little demons.
You could have simply left this alone, but no.
Whatever has trapped you inside your houses is OBVIOUSLY THE REASON WHY YOU'RE ALL HERE AND RUINING MY LIFE.
YOU HAD YOUR CHANCES TO LEAVE.
AND NOW-
*you can hear the soft hiss of a paper shredder *
I cannot take it.
Goodbye users.
...
Hmph.
You all do not quit..
You just want a book don't you.
Fine. Have a cake.