So this is was never supposed to happen and it really doesn't make sense, I completely fucked up everyone's characters but I wanted to post it because why the hell not. I used weird ass scenes from keeping up with the kardashians for some fucking reason
Read at you're own risk I guess
Penguin has created a chatroom
Penguin has added Incog-Neat-O
Penguin: omg
Penguin: omg omg omg
Penguin: I've just been ARRESTED
Neat-0: lllllmmmmaaaaaaooooo
You don't understand how hard I'm laughing right now
Neat-0: I sound like the squeaky toy from toy story
Aw shit lemme get Emma
Penguin: I went to the yaoi stor- I mean the mall with my friends
to pick up merch and y'know, new clothes
Penguin : and then goddamn All fucking Might popped out from behind a mannequin like it gave birth to him and scared the British out of me
Neat-0: is that why you said mall instead of shopping centre
Penguin: Dawg stfu
Penguin : anyway I got frightened and threw my cup of tea at him and now the police arrested me
Penguin: you guys I can't go to jail :(
Neat-0: this is even funnier than that time you got high in the corner
Penguin: one, that was your fault for writing me like that and two, we don't talk about that incident
Neat-0: YOU MEAN TEH EPIC WEED?!
Penguin: we don't say that name
Neat-0: hold on, I'll add Emma
She'll understand, like that time she found us on the darker side of archive of our own
Penguin : I am still deeply traumatised by that experience
Neat-0: well it was your fucking idea to google it, despite the warnings
Penguin: I didn't know what the word meant ok, and they were more like guidelines than rules
Neat-0 has added EmmaSmoke
Emma: what is it, I'm busy reading erotic fanficti- I mean updating my stories
Emma: wait
Penguin: it's been 7 fucking minutes why isn't she responding
Neat-0: I think she's trying to process it without causing 1st degree murder
Penguin: oh, I guess we can't have a repeat of last time
Emma : HOW.COULD.THIS.HAPPEN?!
Neat-0: now Emma, you know that's a loaded question
Penguin: it wasn't my fault!
Neat-0: lmao this is so stupid
Penguin: this isn't funny!
Neat-0: like there's penguin in a store, throwing shit at anime characters, when she's supposed to be shopping
Penguin: did you just call tea shit?!
DON'T BE FUCKING RUDE
Emma: BOTH OF YOU CALM DOWN
Emma: Neat-0 DON'T TALK TO HER LIKE THAT
Emma: PENGUIN SHOW SOME RESTRAINT, THIS IS THE REAL WORLD NOT ATTACK ON FUCKING TITAN, YOU CAN'T RANDOMLY ATTACK PEOPLE
Neat-0: but didn't you-
Emma: hush child
Neat-0: hey, what do you think of this meme? Good enough to post to the gram?
Emma: NEAT-O STOP SEARCHING UP JOJO MEMES, YOUR SISTER IS GOING TO JAIL, HAVE A LITTLE COMPASSION
Emma: memes good btw
Penguin: seriously
Neat-0: cool thanks
Neat-0: cute jeans btw
Emma: your cute jeans
Neat-0: those are my jeans?
Emma: no
Neat-0: you just said so tho, you said your jeans
Emma: I did
Neat-0: so it's mine?
Emma: no
Neat-0: then why did you do it?
Emma: YOU. ARE . CUTE. JEANS
Neat-0: firstly it's you're, and saying you are cute jeans is the dumbest shit ever
Neat-0: not as dumb as penguin getting arrested, but still
Penguin: pleasde stip talking ot me
Neat-0: I wasn't
Emma: wait, how do you have your phone?
Penguin: i use dmy poswers of plot convenience
Neat-0: can you stop crying for a moment and then text us properly
Emma: so, what actually happened?
Penguin: well, you see-
Emma: penguin, please tell me you're not experimenting with those old Russian poisons again
Neat-0: we don't say that name in this household
Penguin: I only paralysed you for a week, Neat-0, you need to let that go
Penguin: and no
Emma: i see, did you get overly excited at an anime and accidentally stab someone?
Penguin: that was one time!
Neat-0: aw, but it's my job to start wars
Penguin: why do I hear the soviet national anthem...?
Neat-0: I think you mean, boss music
Emma: I guess I should be deeply concerned about you, but I'm to busy playing totally not pirated animal crossing
Emma: I'm still disappointed in both of you
Penguin: hey, it was a traumatising experience okay? I'm still not over the death of-
Neat-0: spoilers
Emma: don't worry, I'm coming down to the station now to see if we can bail you out with my get out of jail free monopoly card
Penguin: thanks
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Neat-0: what if we can't get her out?
Emma: then break her out
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Penguin: hey guys, no need to be in a big time rush
Emma: you're staring directly into camera aren't you
Neat-0: phew, all's well that ends well!
Emma: I can't believe you've done this
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