HOSEOK: OH MY GOD GUYS
[hoseok starts to cry when
he sees jungkook and yoongi
together.]
HOSEOK: i thought that i was gonna die! and never see any one of you ever again
YOONGI: stop overreacting hobi, you're still alive.
JUNGKOOK: did you find anything hobi hyung?
HOSEOK: i have been hiding here for the whole time, i was too scared to go out on my own. did you hear those footsteps?
YOONGI: what footsteps?
JUNGKOOK: no?
HOSEOK: was it just my imagination?
[meanwhile.]
NAMJOON: i am starting to get restless
JIMIN: and i am bored
NAMJOON: we should ask each other some questions
JIMIN: sure
NAMJOON: who is your favorite hyung in the group?
JIMIN: what kind of question is that, it's definitely yoongi hyung
NAMJOON: that hurts, but why? yoongi hyung is very grumpy
JIMIN: he actually cares about all of us although he's cold and grumpy. he's just shy and he even said 'i love you' to me so that i'll be happy. that's what i like about him.
NAMJOON: you have a point. that's why we all love yoongi
JIMIN: my turn then, who's your favourite maknae?.
NAMJOON: how can i choose? all of you are annoying
JIMIN: you aren't even answering to the question
NAMJOON: if i had to choose i say it's probably you. you're caring, cute and i have a soft spot for you.
JIMIN: hyung i- im gonna cry i feel so happy now
[jimin gives namjoon
a hug.]
NAMJOON: you're so emotional
JIMIN: i can't help it
NAMJOON: now it's my turn. jikook or taemin?
JIMIN: what's that? or who's that?
NAMJOON: they're ship names made by our fans. jikook is jungkook and you and the other is taehyung and you.
JIMIN: why are people shipping us together? im not gay
NAMJOON: i won't be surprised if you came out of the closet one day
JIMIN: t-that's nonsense hyung, never
NAMJOON: jikook or taemin?
JIMIN: how about yoongi and i?
NAMJOON: oh, i thought it will be jikook
JIMIN: why?
NAMJOON: hoseok was telling me the other day that he caught you reading a jikook fanfiction in a smut scene
namjoon's flashback
[namjoon sees hoseok
walking into the studio, looking
like a deer caught in
headlights.]
NAMJOON: what's wrong hobi? you look like you've just seen a ghost
HOSEOK: i have witnessed something that i shouldn't had
NAMJOON: what is it?
HOSEOK: i can't believe jimin will use this strange looking orange app just to tend to his desires
NAMJOON: what happened to jimin?
[hoseok lets out
a dramatic gasp.]
HOSEOK: i was minding my own business when i realised that i left my phone in jimin's room so i went back to retrieve it but i accidentally took jimin's phone
NAMJOON: accidentally
HOSEOK: yes accidentally! i have no intentions to look through at his stuff
[hoseok's flashback]
HOSEOK: this isn't my phone, wait what's this that jimin was reading?
[he reads the first few lines.]
HOSEOK: : 'call me daddy or else' jimin whispered huskily into my ear. i was already on my knees- what the heck is this?
[hoseok checks out the
book title and his eyes
widened.]
HOSEOK: a jikook fanfiction. smut included with a lenny face
[jimin walks in.]
JIMIN: did you see my phone hobi hyung?
[back to namjoon's
flashback.]
HOSEOK: i can still remember what was it written, whoever wrote that fanfiction must have read that type of thing alot. i felt like my eyes aren't virgin anymore
[back to present.]
JIMIN: what a blabbermouth he is
NAMJOON: wait till kook knows this, now ask me a question
JIMIN: you wouldn't dare
NAMJOON: hoseok probably told jungkook about this by now
JIMIN: i give up
NAMJOON: ask me a question now
JIMIN: are you interested in jin hyung?
NAMJOON: that's none of your business
JIMIN: i take it as a yes
UNKNOWN: a box has been found, find 3 more and you shall exit the game.
[meanwhile]
SEOKJIN: you son of the bitch how dare you leave me there with a rat
TAEHYUNG: at least we've found a box
SEOKJIN: shut up now my handsome face has been stained by that rat
TAEHYUNG: i need to piss hyung
[seokjin gave taehyung
a glare.]
SEOKJIN: my handsome face has been dirtied by some rat and you're telling me that you need to piss?
TAEHYUNG: we should go find the toilet so i can piss and you can wash your face hyung
SEOKJIN: good point. but what if the toilet has stanky water?
TAEHYUNG: i don't know, all i know is that i need to pee right now
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[next episode: four]
YOONGI: you're the killer, stop acting like im dumb
??: but you are dumb hyung
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