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ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛᴇ ᴀ ɴᴇᴡ ɢʀᴏᴜᴘ?
>ʏᴇꜱ
ɴᴏ
ᴀᴅᴅ ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅꜱ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ɢʀᴏᴜᴘ.
Dadchi RIP
Sugamama
Nice Kill Tanaka!
RollingThunder!!
MilkBoyKags
OrangeChild
Dinoshima
Jump.Float.Serve
Jesus
Goddess Kiyoko
Y-Y-Yachi
ɴᴀᴍᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ɢʀᴏᴜᴘ!
Karasuno Krack
ʟᴏᴀᴅɪɴɢ.
ʟᴏᴀᴅɪɴɢ..
ʟᴏᴀᴅɪɴɢ...
ᴋᴀʀᴀꜱᴜɴᴏ ᴋʀᴀᴄᴋ
Hello there, fellow crows.
Wait- Shit, one more thing.
ᴛʜᴇ ᴀᴅᴍɪɴ ʜᴀꜱ ʟᴏᴄᴋᴇᴅ ᴜꜱᴇʀɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴍᴏᴅɪꜰɪᴄᴀᴛɪᴏɴ.
ᴛʜᴇ ᴀᴅᴍɪɴ ʜᴀꜱ ʀᴇᴠᴇᴀʟᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴜꜱᴇʀɴᴀᴍᴇꜱ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ɢʀᴏᴜᴘ.
Now only I can change the usernames.
As you can see, mine is (U/n)
[Sugamama]
(Y/n)...
What is this?
It's a groupchat for the team!
As someone who is best friends with Sir Kageyama
and as someone who has become friends with all of you
I found it strange that you didn't already have one.
[MilkBoyKags]
Don't call me Sir Kageyama.
ᴛʜᴇ ᴀᴅᴍɪɴ ʜᴀꜱ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇᴅ ᴀ ᴜꜱᴇʀɴᴀᴍᴇ!
MilkBoyKags ---> King Kage
[King Kage]
I hate you.
No, you don't.
[Dadchi RIP]
I'm not dead...
Yeah you are.
Guess who killed you, Dadchi
[RollingThunder]
I think we all know at this point...
[Nice Kill Tanaka!]
You don't have to rub it in, ya know...
[Dinoshima]
You're all annoying.
Why am I here?
Why not?
[Dinoshima]
You're short.
You have no rights.
You're tall.
You have no rights.
[Dinoshima]
You're a bottom.
I can still peg you.
[Dinoshima]
Sounds like something a bottom would say.
[Jump.Float.Serve]
#PegTsukki2020
[RollingThunder]
#PEGTSUKKI2020
[Nice Kill Tanaka]
#PegTsukki2020
[OrangeChild]
What's pegging?
[Sugamama]
No.
Suga says nobody tell him.
ᴅɪɴᴏꜱʜɪᴍᴀ ɪꜱ ᴛʏᴘɪɴɢ...
Tsukki
If you tell him
I will peg you
without hesitation
[Dinoshima]
...
Look it up, Hinata.
[RollingThunder]
SHOYOOOOOOOOOO!!!
[OrangeChild]
NISHINOYA!!!!!!!!!!
[RollingThunder]
Use that meme I sent you next time Tsukishima types.
[OrangeChild]
Okay!!
[Dinoshima]
Huh?
[OrangeChild]
LKHKLAJSHKFJSHG
NISHINOYA
N O
[Dinoshima]
I can tell you right now who is a bottom in this group
and I am not one of them.
I'll bottom for you, Tsukki.
[Dinoshima]
No.
Yep.
I would let you top me.
[Dinoshima]
Shut up.
[You]
[Dadchi RIP]
(Y/n)...
How many of those do you have?
What?
You mean thirst memes?
Cuz I have alot
[King Kage]
I think you broke him...
You bet I did.
There's more where that came from too
but I don't wanna use them all.
Now, if you'll excuse me... I've gotta go be thirsty somewhere else.
As in, another group chat.
ᴡᴇ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ꜱᴋɪᴘ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɢʀᴏᴜᴘ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴍᴇꜱꜱ... ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴜʏꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴏ'ꜱ ɪɴ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴏɴᴇ.
ʏᴇꜱ ꜱɪʀʀʀ
WELCOME
TEAM
CAPTAINS
OF
KARASUNO
NEKOMA
FUKURODANI
SHIRATORIZAWA
AND
SEIJOH
You may invite one person from your team to be in this group
except Daichi cuz I'm already here.
ꜱᴛᴀᴛᴇꜰᴀʀᴍ ɪɴᴠɪᴛᴇᴅ ᴋɪʀɪ ʙᴜᴛ ꜱᴀᴛᴀɴ
ᴀʟɪᴇɴ ꜰᴀɴ ɪɴᴠɪᴛᴇᴅ ɢᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ ꜰᴀɴ
ᴄʜᴜʀᴏᴏ ɪɴᴠɪᴛᴇᴅ ᴋᴇɴᴍᴀ ᴄᴀᴛ
ᴇᴍᴏ ᴏᴡʟ ɪɴᴠɪᴛᴇᴅ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ ᴏᴡʟ
[Dadchi RIP]
So, what's this?
Well, all the team captains are...
hot
and so are their friends
I don't JUST simp over Tsukki, c'mon Dad!!
You should know this!!
[Kiri But Satan]
Ah
Well
Who is 'Kiri'?
Oh-
Shit.
(Author do be breaking 4th walls here.)
ᴛʜᴇ ᴀᴅᴍɪɴ ʜᴀꜱ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇᴅ ᴀ ᴜꜱᴇʀɴᴀᴍᴇ!
Kiri But Satan ---> Nintendou
[Churoo]
Back to the conversation-
You just made this to simp over us?
Yep
[Alien Fan]
C u t e .
[You]
[Dadchi RIP]
I would like to kindly remind you all that she is a 2nd year
I don't give a
flying
fuck
noodle
I got thirst memes for DAYSSS BB
[Dadchi RIP]
I'm telling Suga.
Too bad! Mom, can't do ANYTHING
[Churoo]
Mom?
[Emo Owl]
I was thinking the same thing-
[Dadchi RIP]
All the 1st and 2nd years call Suga 'Mom' cuz he's the mom friend.
[Churoo]
So do they call anyone Dad or is Suga a single mother...?
We call Daichi 'Dadchi'
but I can call you 'Daddy'
[Dadchi RIP]
Disappointed but not surprised.
[Alien Fan]
How is it that we went to the same primary school
Yet I only just met you this year?
I was friend with Kags
but we can be friends with benefits, if ya know what I mean.
[Dadchi RIP]
I'm so sorry about her.
[Churoo]
Why?
[Alien Fan]
Yeah, it's cute.
[Emo Owl]
Agreed.
[Nintendou]
Wakatoshi is confused lmao
but I also think it's adorable.
[You]
The photo decided to not show when I uploaded this... I roasted wattpad and then it worked.
[Kenma Cat]
can u guys not?
You can leave if you don't want to be flirted with cuz I will flirt with you if not.
ᴋᴇɴᴍᴀ ᴄᴀᴛ ᴀɴᴅ 2 ᴏᴛʜᴇʀꜱ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʟᴇꜰᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ɢʀᴏᴜᴘ.
[Churoo]
PFTTTTT
[Emo Owl]
Well then
[Nintendou]
I made Wakatoshi stay.
[Dadchi RIP]
It's getting late, (Y/n).
Go to bed.
N o .
[Churoo]
(Y/n).
Go to bed.
YOU CAN'T TRICK ME
I don't wanna.
[Alien Fan]
(Y/n).
Go to bed
Mkay, princess?
...
Fine
[Emo Owl]
Good girl.
Night, (Y/n)
HOW AM I-
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SLEEP
WHEN YOU CALL ME THAT
A H H
(ᴜ/ɴ) ɪꜱ ᴏꜰꜰʟɪɴᴇ.
[Dadchi RIP]
Thank you, she has a test tmrw.
[Alien Fan]
Pft
I didn't do it for YOU
I just wanted to tease her.
[Emo Owl]
Mhm...
[Dadchi RIP]
If any of you lay a hand on her
and hurt her in anyway
I will hurt you.
[Alien Fan]
Yes sir-
[Emo Owl]
Uhm... I suddenly am tired.
[Churoo]
S a m e
Night everyone!!
(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ yee yee im outtie bois and gorls ♥