Third Person Pov:
Tom wakes up to water coming up and out of his lungs, he turns on to his stomach and spews sea water all over the sand below him, coughing it all out. But when someone pats his back to help him out a bit, his instinct of self defense makes him punch the person next to him without thinking.
Tom opens his eyes and looks at the person he hit knocked out on the ground, he gasps and chants, "Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!" as he sits at the person's side, he gently slaps the teenager to wake him up as he says, "Kid! Kid! Wake up! I'm already in deep shit so wake the fuck up!" The teenager slowly opens his eyes and looks to Tom, Tom sighs of relief with a small, "Oh thank fucking god!" as he takes a deep sigh of relief and his heart slows down a bit.
"I should be saying that!" The boy says as he comes to his senses. "You were on the verge of death when I found you! You're lucky I learned CPR in school!" The boy sits up and holds his bleeding nose. "Damn for someone who almost just died you can really throw a punch."
"Yeaaah.. sorry about that," Tom says and rubs his arm, he then gives the boy a confused look. "Who are you and how did you find me?"
"You don't remember me?- Oh, I guess I was just a kid then.." the boy says as he faces him. "I'm that kid you gave the gun to years ago at Asdf Land! Remember?"
"Uh... I gave a kid a gun?" Tom questions himself then smacks his own head. "What the fuck was wrong with me?"
"I knew you had to be alive somehow Blue Leader! When they said on the news five years ago that you were dead I didn't believe it for a split second! You've been my idol since the day you gave me that gun in Asdf Land! It saved me from getting eaten by zombies!"
"Zombies? Are we in some sort of fucking kids cartoon on the internet or something?" Tom rhetorically asks and sighs, he stands up and looks around. "Where the hell am I anyway?"
"You're back in London!" the teen says and stands up as well. "But you have to be careful Sir! This place is loaded with guards! But I can take you somewhere safe though if you'd like!-"
Tom gasps, "Holy shit!"
"What?!" the teen asks with panic and looks around.
"I forgot to take my goddamn weapon!-" Tom then checks his wet pants pockets and pulls out a butterknife. "Oh wait there it is," he then shoves it back in. "Okay we're good."
The teenager sighs as he asks, "Did you come with anyone? I'm sure you couldn't have been traveling alone after all!"
"Oh yeah, Bing and Larry," Tom says, obviously not fazed by the fact his comrades are gone. "I wonder where they went."
"Aren't you like-" The teenager raises his eyebrow. "worried?"
"About what?" Tom asks, actually confused.
"I mean, your friends could have drowned!-"
"Pfff yeah right!" Tom says without much explanation as he then begins walking down the beach, which the teen panics and chases after him.
"Where are you going?!"
"Isn't it obvious? I'm going to go find something eat, I haven't eaten since-" he stops walking and turns to the minor. "What time is it?"
"6:00 am-"
Tom then turns forward again and says, "Since eleven hours ago! I'm absolutely starving!" as he begins walking again.
"But I just told you! It's dangerous here! You're supposed to be dead and the king wants you gone! If the cops catch you then you can consider yourself shark bait!"
"I can take care of myself kid, I'm not afraid of some measly police! They're just regular people in "scary" suits, I could beat them up in a second!"
"But the police have only gotten stronger since you supposedly died! They'll shoot you on the spot once they realize it's you! You need to come with me!-"
"Ooo~" Tom says as he looks over at a bottle on the ground, it's obvious he wasn't listening to a word the kid said. "I wonder what's in that!"
Tom runs over to it and the kid calls, "Sir please!" as he chases after Tom, Tom bends down to the bottle and looks inside, there appears to be a very small baby red snake inside that is quivering from fear.
Tom gasps and says, "Who the hell would trap such a innocent little animal in a bottle like this to DIE!" Tom opens up the bottle and the snake immediately slithers on to his hand, tangling it's tail within Tom's fingers. "Aww.. I'mma name you Scale." Tom drops the empty bottle on to the sand and says to the boy, "Well I should get going, I need to find food for me and a juicy mouse for Scale, cya!"
But just as Tom is about to leave, the boy decides to finally be assertive and step in front of him. Tom tilts his head in confusion and the boy says, "If you want to live, you have to come with me! If you go out there, you die! Do you understand me yet?!"
Tom sighs and quickly nods, he pats the boy's shoulder and says, "Alright alright kid, I'll go with you." The boy sighs of relief now that Tom has finally recognized the problem with going alone.
"Good," The boy says then makes a motion for him to follow. "Come on, we have to hurry before the day guards go on duty." Tom and his new pet Scale then follow the boy back to the his secret hiding spot...
Paul hurries back to the redwood tree houses with a poster that he found stapled to a post in his hand, he's panicked from what he found and he just must tell the whole Rebellion what he's discovered!
Paul pulls on a branch of one of the redwood trees and the trunk opens up like a door, revealing a wooden elevator then he quickly steps into and presses the button that brings him to the very top of the tree.
Once Paul reaches the most biggest treehouse where the two Rebellion leaders usually hang out, he runs to the lounge the leaders are normally at if they're not exploring. Paul bursts in and Edd and Matt look at him in surprise, Paul says, "This is either the best news of your life or the worst situation you could ever be in!"
"What's wrong Paul?" Edd asks and Paul quickly walks over to him, holding out a poster with a detailed drawing of Tom's face in a black hood on the front with loads of money as the reward. "HOLY SHI-"
"I know right!!" Paul cuts him off and Matt looks as well, just as shocked as Edd.
"But how? Tom definitely died five years ago!" Matt says and turns to Paul. "You saw his dead body!"
"He was completely dead for the whole five minutes I was there, which he should have been ultimately gone by two! The only reason I believe this isn't a cruel joke is because I saw the official guards posting these up and that we never did find his body when we went back to bury it," Paul says and holds his head. "But it doesn't make sense! His heart was completely bursted from the Bullet Red Leader shot into it! How the hell could he still be alive with a destroyed heart?"
Edd stands up and walks away from them with the poster as he says, "The only way he could be alive..." Edd then turns back and says, "Is the same way Tord died the first time."
"What are you talking about Edd? Tom didn't hit Tord in the heart and only knocked him out from the pain before Tord's mind was erased for a year," Matt says while Paul understands Edd perfectly.
Edd looks to Paul since he knows he could describe what he means to Matt much easier than him, Paul looks at Matt and begins to explain, "No Matt, just like how Tord was saved but everyone thought he was dead for a whole year, Tom must've been brought back to life as well somehow and everyone thought he was dead for five years until someone found him alive..."
"Oooooh I get it now! But who would be smart enough to literally fix a broken heart?" Matt asks and Edd and Paul look to each other before shrugging...
Suddenly Edd's walkie-talkie starts up and someone says, "Green Leader! There's two possible threats below the tree houses that wish to speak with you, we have our guns aimed at them just in case they try anything."
Edd takes the walkie-talkie from his belt and says into it, "I'll be down in a moment, don't shoot just yet." Edd then places the walkie-talkie back on his hip and says to Paul and Matt, "We don't get visitors often, we should make sure it's not a guard." to which Paul and Matt both nod.
Paul takes a metal mask from his bag and attaches it to his face by the strap to make sure if it is a guard that his cover isn't blown.
The three men then go into the elevator and shift down to the second floor of the three floors they built, they see at least fifteen Rebels aiming guns at two strangers below. Bing cups the sides of his mouth with his hands and calls out from the ground, "Edd old chap! It's been so long since I've seen you!"
Everyone's quiet for a few seconds before Edd calls back, "Do I know you?" which makes Bing produce a hurt noise, he knows it's been years since they've seen each other but why doesn't anyone remember him?!
"It's Bing! You know! From the Spares Eddisode?!" Bing shouts and Larry sighs, and the fourth wall shatters a second time in just one chapter.
"Oooooh! Bing! The Evil Director guy!" Edd says then turns to the rebels and commands, "Shoot them down."
But before they can, Bing says, "Wait! Wait don't shoot! I know you're still mad at me for making that movie! B-but just hear me out!-"
"Why should I spare you? You spilled all of our darkest secrets to the world in a entire movie! That stuff is incredibly embarrassing Bing! Even Red Leader got mad at you! You deserve to be on the run from execution and if you're here just because you need a place to stay then you're terribly wrong for thinking you're allowed to be here!-"
"Well I do need a place to stay, but that's not the only reason why I'm here!" Bing says which the Rebels are still annoyed until he says, "I'm the one who saved Blue Leader's life! I lost him when we were all running away from the royal guards and I need your help to find him! He isn't physically or mentally ready to be on his own yet! He'll be killed if we don't find him!"
Edd, Matt, and Paul are all incredibly surprised that Bing was the one who saved Tom, they figured he'd be smart enough to clone people, but saving someone's life after their heart exploded is a whole new level of genius!
Edd turns to Paul and says, "Paul can you check them out and make sure they aren't holding anything harmful to us like explosives or guns?"
"Sure Edd," Paul says and makes his way down the elevator. Paul makes it to the bottom floor and walks up to the two, he tells them, "Let me search your backpacks." to which Bing and Larry sigh before taking their bags off their backs and handing them to Paul.
Paul goes through Bing's bag first and finds a pistol, so he looks to him with it in his hand for a explanation on why he has it, which Bing replies, "I'm on the run from armed communists, do you expect me to protect myself with a flip-flop or something?" so Paul sighs.
Paul shoves the gun in his pocket before checking Larry's bag and finding a literal vibrator, he looks to Larry with a disgusted look behind the mask and Larry puts a finger to his mouth as if to tell him to "Shut up". Paul drops the toy on to the ground by two pinched fingers, slightly gagging from the fact he touched it.
Paul then looks up at Edd and shouts, "They're unarmed! Bringing them up now!" to which Edd nods and Paul leads them into the elevator. After a few minutes, they all end up in the lounge where Edd has some important questions for them...