This is Bullshit

By MTDSOW

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After his death, Kakashi gets sent into the world of BNHA. He still has all his powers and memories, but no w... More

Chapter 1 - Kakashi Hatake
Chapter 2 - Crayons
Chapter 3 - Long Days
Chapter 4 - Memories and Movies
Chapter 5 - There are No Benevolent Gods
Chapter 6 - Irritation
Chapter 7 - Kidnapping? How Unoriginal.
Chapter 8 - Theories
Chapter 9 - Precious Past
Bonus (sorta)
Not an Update
Chapter 10 - USJ
Chapter 11 - Why Are You Here?!
Chapter 12 - End of Part 1
Part 2 - Prologue
Chapter 1 - Plans
Chapter 2 - Todoroki's Log
Chapter 3 - Blank
Chapter 4 - Point of View
Chapter 5 - Sports Festival
Chapter 6 - Cut Your Losses
Chapter 7 - Only the Beginning
Chapter 8 - Tales of Obito's Travels
Chapter 9 - Not This Shit Again
Chapter 10 - It Hurts
Chapter 11 - Injuries
Q&A!
Chapter 12 - Hospital Stays
Chapter 13 - Childish
Chapter 14 - Rin
Chapter 15 - The Same but Different
Chapter 16 - End of Part 2
Part 3 - Prologue
Chapter 1 - Change
Chapter 2 - Rekindling
Uh... Oops?
Chapter 2.1 - Omake 1
Chapter 2.2 - Omake 2
Chapter 3 - Finals
Chapter 4 - Endeavor
Chapter 5 - Mall Trips
100K!!!!!!
Chapter 6 - Familiarity
Chapter 7 - Can't Catch a Break
Chapter 7.5 - Scars
Chapter 8 - Target
Chapter 9 - Fairness is Decided by Circumstance
Chapter 10 - End of Part 3
Announcement
Part 4 - Prologue
Chapter 1 - Truth
Chapter 2 - Understand
Chapter 3 - You Heard it Here First, Folks
Chapter 3.5 - A Look Into the Past
Chapter 3.6 - Malfunctions
Chapter 3.7 - Cults
Chapter 4 - Tune In Next Time, If There Is One
Chapter 5 - Good News and Bad News
Chapter 6 - Conscious
Chapter 7 - The Truth, or As Much of it As I Can Say
Chapter 8 - Fussing Over Phone Calls, A Riveting Tale By Kakashi Hatake
Chapter 9 - Before You Say Anything...
Chapter 10 - Believe Me When I Say...
Chapter 11 - Open the Door to Hell...
Chapter 12 - End of Part 4
Final Part - Prologue
Chapter 1 - I Promise
Chapter 2 - Mission
Chapter 3 - Calm Like The Sea in A Storm
Chapter 4 - Spiral
Chapter 5 - Louder than Bombs
Chapter 5.5 - Omake: In Which, Kakashi Opens A Business
Arise From the Ashes, O' Fallen Soldier Pt. 1
Arise From the Ashes, O' Fallen Soldier Pt. 2
Arise From the Ashes, O' Fallen Soldier Pt. 3
Arise From the Ashes, O' Fallen Soldier Pt. 4

Chapter 10.5 - USJ

29.8K 1.3K 344
By MTDSOW

So for some reason the entire chapter didn't copy, so here's the rest of it!

"Oh wow! It's Thirteen!" The class chorused.

There were quick introductions, and then they were split into groups.

Kakashi was with Todoroki, Kaminari and Mineta, the latter of which was complaining about the lack of females in their group. Kakashi decked him.

They were supposed to be in the city zone where they would have to protect the city from an impending hurricane, and check each building. Once a building was checked, they were to put a tag on the front door to signify that the building was clear. There were blocks which would need to be taken out of some of the buildings. All in all, it was a relatively simple task.

And then the power went off, and bloodlust filled the building.

Familiar bloodlust.

The centre of the building exploded, dust and small rocks rocketed in every direction.

"No. No no no. You have got to be kidding me." Kakashi wheezed, trying, and failing, to regain control of his limbs.

"Kakashi? What's wrong?"

"Nothing. It's fine." No. Everything was not fine. This was the farthest from fine he'd been in quite a while. His body felt like it had got caught middle of a rather nasty fire ball jutsu, not to mention the numbness in his toes and fingers.

Then there was the bloodlust. Now, Kakashi could handle bloodlust as long as it wasn't being dished out by a Biju or Madara Uchiha, which was why he was so worried. He couldn't handle this bloodlust. Which meant, by extension, that this was either a Biju, Madara Uchiha, or someone as strong as the other two options. So yeah, not good.

'Kami help us. These brats aren't equipped to deal with things like this!' Kakashi shakily stood up, and walked to where the bloodlust was coming from.

"Please let this be a normal field trip!" Kaminari whined.

Then, from somewhere far off, they heard a faint, "With the Frizz? NO WAY!"

'There is something seriously wrong with all of these children."

"Man. And I thought my world was bad." Kakashi closed his eyes and prayed to god that this wasn't who he thought it was. "Hey Bakakashi, how's it going?"

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