Kira brought back the twins in the shop
It was currently night time there, and the tenants of the shop are fast asleep, he put them on a sheet of fabric to serve as their bed for the night.
Kira teleported back to the underworld to tell the Satan that he has it under control
"Lord Lucifer, I've taken care of the problem, i hope none of the devils you sent died" said Kira
"i can assure you that none of them died, though they will be suffering from the injuries they got. seriously, they were barely in one piece, if i had to guess, the ones that caused it were doing it on purpose"
Said Sirzechs while pondering on the incident recently
"also, i feel like i need to tell you this, I'm just a bit hesitant because it might cause some problems for my family"
Said Kira while feeling a little uneasy, as this piece of information might endanger his family and sever his ties with the sitri clan, with sona
"go on ahead, I'll see what i can do to prevent harm from coming to your family"
Said Sirzechs as he turned his whole focus on what Kira is about to say
"you see, those two 'things' are twins..
The sparda twins"
Said Kira while looking straight at Sirzechs
"y-you mean the two that were in the main boiler of hell?!"
Asked Sirzechs, not being ready for that kind of information
"yes, and one of them is my Father, as far as i can diminish from how he looks now, i saw the resemblance from his photo"
Answered Kira
"well, i cannot believe my ears, but, they still caused a ruckus in the underworld, granted, they are the Sparda twins, but the law does not excuse anyone, whether it's a noble, a high being, even a devil king such as myself" said Sirzechs
"i suppose, but as you're the highest of the devil kings, i actually would like to recommend that they are punished by having them protect the grounds of Kuoh from strays and the Khaos brigade" suggested Kira
"that... Might actually be a good idea, though i doubt they will agree to do that for long, at least not without giving them the right amount" said Sirzechs while doing a close eyed smile
"I'm glad that you find it as a good idea. that's all i came here for, also, your son is still in the Phenex domain, I'll go check on him and Sona when i come back cause I've been out for a full hour now" said Kira as he prepared his Circle, which startled Sirzechs as this was the first time he saw Kira make his own Circle
"I'll see you around lord Lucifer"
Said Kira before he teleported to Sona
Phenex Domain
A dark colored circle appeared in the room where the Leaders of the clan were along with the princess of Sitri, and Kira emerged in a swirl of ancient scriptures
"oh you're back, glad to see that you dealt with those people unscathed, makes me wonder how strong you really are"
Said Lord Phenex
"i myself don't know that mr Phenex... I would really like to know your names actually, as i never really got them the first time we met" said Kira, as he was uncomfortable calling them with just their last names
"right, we never really introduced ourselves in the correct way, i apologize. My whole name is Harland David Phenex, and my wife here is named Josephine Phenex"
Said Mr Phenex
"nice to properly meet you, lord and Lady Phenex"
Said Kira as he bowed
"i told you to call us atleast by our given names" said Harland
"i can't just call someone of a high standing in the devil society" said Kira
"Akira, we insist. Besides, if you remove our titles, we're also just devils" Said Josephine
While giving of a motherly smile
"alright fine, is 'ms Josephine' better? "
Stated the white haired boy
"much better. Say, would you like to know of our secret family business?"
Asked Ms Josephine
"well it wouldn't be much kf a secret if you do" said Kira
"well as long as you don't tell anybody else, you too sona" said Mr Harland
"oh right, should i call you David now? "
Asked Kira to the clan lord
"that would be better than calling me by my title, makes me feel like you only recognize me by it" said David
"great, so what's this family business about?" asked Kira
"you might know it quite well as you grew up in the overworld, it's called Kentucky Fried Chicken or KFC for short" Said Josephine, this Surprised both Kira and Sona, while Kira was about to explode with laughter, he managed to hold it in
"r-really? I thought you made a living by mass producing those healing Viles thing"
Said Kira, while his eyes were squinting a little
"we do, but as mother said, this is a family secret, which means that we now recognize both of you as someone we can trust with our secrets! "
Said Ravel, she just came out from her room with Millicas tailing behind her, with his usual sweet smile
Kira turned his head to Ravel's direction and smiled at her
"I'm astonished, to be recognized as trustworthy by the family of the man i almost killed... Doesn't usually happen, but it does feel relieving as it serves as the sign that they forgive me"
Said Kira as he looked at them, and saw the way were looking at him, it was that of a friend
"well you did smash his pride, but he had it coming. But you did promise to get him to be better" said Sona
"oh my, there seems to be a small gathering here" said a raspy voice
"Zeoticus, to what i owe the pleasure?"
Asked David as he stood up and faced the man in front of him
"can't i see the man i-"
Zeoticus cut his own words when he saw how millicas and Ravel interacted with eachother, and David followed his gaze
"well it seems that our contract is still on, wouldn't you agree David? "
Asked Zeoticus, Venelana was with the other mil-...mother
"certainly. but this time, let's not rush it, we don't want things to go to waste if we do"
Said David, as he learned that you won't get the results you want if you rush things
"i agree, and as for the young man over there, can you come here? "
Asked Zeoticus, and as requested, kira came over
"yes lord Gremory?"
Asked Kira, he had to try very hard to not just call anybody by something offensive
"ah, I wanted to apologize on my daughter's behalf, for the way she does things" said Lord gremory
"i understand that you're doing this for the good of your daughter, but I'll only accept the apology if it comes from her and if she means it" said Kira sternly
"i understand, but I'm here to have a drink with my man here, i brought some Vodka with me, would you like to have a shot?"
Asked Zeoticus to Kira
"I'm good sir, i still need to take sona back home, and your grandson to his father"
Said Kira
" well your loss, speaking of Sirzechs, make sure to tell him about the thing between Ravel and his son, tell him that it will notbe forced so that there's a chance he might agree" said Zeoticus as he and David headed for the bar of the mansion
"now my ladies, I'm afraid we have to go, we still have things to do in the human realm"
Said Kira, referring to the older women
And Sona stood up, and came to Millicas
"ah, sure go on, don't forget to visit every once in a while" said Josephine
"we must get going Millicas, I'm sure Ravel wants to rest aswell... And we don't want to have your father worried too much for you"
Said Sona to Millicas
"ok auntie Sona" said Millicas, a little disappointed but happy that he got to have fun with Ravel
"come here little man, let's take you to your father" said Kira as he picked up the boy and carry him on his shoulder
Causing the little boy to giggle, and sona stepped beside kira and held his hand
The mothers couldn't help but stare at them while having the same thought
'they'd make a really cute family"
And whipped out their smartphones, given by their sons and snapped a photo
Which didn't go unnoticed by the couple
But decided not to call it out, not that it will actually make a difference
Kira made his circle, and had Millicas wave goodbye at them. They dropped off Millicas to Sirzechs and bid him farewell, then they teleported back to the overworld, to his mansion to be specific, and it was currently 3am in the morning
"we don't have classes tomorrow right? We can still sleep. The shop will have some unexpected guests"
Said Kira as he sat on the bed and sona joined him
"yeah, say...do you have experience in...se-se-sexual interaction?" asked Sona while her face was three times a darker shade of red than the Gremory's hair
"n-no, why do you ask? "
Stuttered out Kira
"well... W-would you like to try it? It's ok if you don't want to...as i don't really have a nice body like Akeno and Rias, even Tsubaki" said Sona while looking away
"would you stop that? You have the perfect body, only a fool won't like how your body is...not that I'm focusing on that... Even if you were a chubby bouncy girl I'll still love you nonetheless" said Kira while hugging Sona
"thank you, Kira. For loving me unconditionally" said Sona
"no need to thank me Sona, i know you love me just the same" said Kira
While they were hugging, Kira's 'knee' pressed against sona's thigh, and she was uncomfortable with it
"Kira, can you move your knee? It kinda hurts when it's against my thigh" said Sona
"hmm? but that's not my knee"
Answered Kira, which made Sona flinch as she realized what it was... But she didn't pull away, instead she grabbed it tight
"oww! Not that tight, you'll break it! "
Whisper-yelled Kira
"sorry! i don't know how to do this.. "
Retaliated Sona
"it's alright, just do it gently..."
Said Kira as he guided sona's hand on how she should do it
"does.. This feel good for you? "
Asked Sona while blushing hard
Kira nodded and Sona Continued...
Things escalated quickly after that, they had their fun
Time skip
Kira and sona woke up at 7 and kira's bare back was full of scratches and sona's hips had kira's handprint on it...and they refused to look each other in the eyes
While they were eating, they had steak, but niether of them are speaking and still refuses to even look at each other
Kuroka's thoughts were
'these two definitely had sex last night'
"...You know, that was my favorite white dress, did you have to stain it? "
Asked Sona, still not looking at him
"I'm Sorry, but it's not that i can stop a natural reflex, i felt stimulated, so out it came" answered Kira
"fine, but you're gonna have to wash that off" said Sona
"yeah yeah, we wouldn't want Claudius to see that" said Kira
"also, you guys do what you want today, and if you come across Rias, you know what to do. Also, Vali if you want to come along you're welcome to do so, we're going to the shop" said Kira, to which Vali agreed to as ge find sparring with Nero fun
A few minutes ago, in the devil may cry
"NERO! OPEN UP THE SHOP!! "
lady's voice was heard in the whole block
"SHUT UP LADY!! "
shouted back a voice she wasn't expecting, also causing Nero to snap his eyes open
Because of the voice he recognized
Making them rush the room where it came from, when they opened it, they saw a sight they thought they would never see again
Dante and Vergil laying on the floor with tattered clothes
"what are you shouting for early in the fucking morning Mary?"
Asked Dante as he was caressing his head
And when he opened his eyes he caught a sight of a tearful Mary
"h-hey, why are you crying? "
Asked Dante
"you fucking idiot! You have some balls to show up in front of me now!? Why'd you take so long in hell!?"
Screamed Lady as she jumped at dante, forcing him to catch her, and lady wouldn't stop hitting his chest
"I'm sorry, Mary. I promise to make it up to you and- where's Kira? Our baby? "
Asked Dante, he felt something pop into of reality
"I'm here, old man"
Said Kira as he was holding Sona's hand and Vali behind him
Dante removed Lady from him and stood up slowly, and Vergil just woke up from the feeling of a familiar energy signature
"is that really?"
Asked Dante to Lady
"yes"
Answered Lady
"how could you not remember who i am? I'm the one who brought you both here"
Said kira
"what the- you're that devil!? HA! take that vergil, my boy's stronger that us! "
Shouted dante while doing a small victory dance
But when dante and vergil felt it correctly, they deduced that the people with Kira are devils and decided to attack
"i wouldn't do that dante, that girl is your future daughter in law"
Said Lady
"you can't be serious, why have a devil as your fiance?"
Asked Vergil
"well, i love her and so does she. Also, that's not what we're here for, old man, uncle"
Said Kira
"what is it then? "
Asked Dante
"we're here to talk about your punishment, you did send half of the high class soldiers to the hospital, and the underworld has a set of laws, and it says that you are to face consequences, don't worry, even if they can, they wouldn't dare try to put such a high punishment on the sons of Sparda"
Said Kira
"well, spill it out kid"
Said Vergil
"you are to protect the grounds within kuoh, from strays and a faction called 'Khaos brigade' for a month. Vali is here to tell you the people you need to watch out for" explained Kira
"fine, but just for a month, if they want more then they have to pay"
Said Dante
"yeah, and of course, are we just gonna do this or are we gonna celebrate for your return?" asked Kira while grinning
"will there be pizza?"
Asked Dante with hopeful eyes
"of course there will be"
Said lady
"and of course, Strawberry flavored everything!" Said Sona which made kira Grin more widely
"you fools, you should eat this kind of stuff"
Said Vergil while holding out a banana
And so, the lively shop was back again
To be continued
I really don't know what I'm doing anymore