[curse words 🤡]
Y/N and Fandroid: <walk in>
Tendaru: Welcome to the bread bank. We sell bread, we sell loafs. We got bread on the deck, bread on the flo'. T o a s t e d, R o a s t e d-
Fandroid: bro, shut the fuck up-
Tendaru: <shooketh in lesbian robot>
Y/N: Listen, I just need a baguette and a brioche.
Tendaru: We dont got either of those. You can get the gluten free white bread, or the potato bread-
Fandroid: <rudely interupts> What the fuck is gluten? Take that shit out-
Tendaru: Its gluten free,,
Fandroid: I dont care if its free
Tendaru: swear on your fucking one-legged wheel if we gon' fight, we gon' fight.
Fandroid: what, you tryna be on world star?
Tendaru: what you gon' record it?
Fandroid: yeah, i got my dollar store camera, on
Creator: what the fuck is the situaaaaatiooonn
Fandroid: what the fuck do you want
Creator: im the mothofucking manager.
Fandroid: at the bread store?
Creator: 🅱️𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗗
Fandroid: tell her, <points at Tendaru> to take the mothofucking gluten.
Fandroid: 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 🅱️𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱.
Creator: imma need you to shut that bullshit up, chief. we dont take 𝘀𝗵𝗶𝘁 out the bread.
Fandroid: why put it in, in the first place?
Fandroid: 𝗶 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘆𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝘀𝗺𝗼𝗸𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗽𝗮𝗰𝗸
Tendaru: we got crackers. no gluten
Fandroid: 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸 𝗰𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗿𝘀
Tendaru: iTs gluTEn fReE!
Creator: (smh) You want the gluten or nah
Fandroid: hELl nO
Fandroid: you better take the gluten out that dang shit
Tendaru: <done with Fandroid's bullshit> Look, We got Whole Wheat=Gluten Free. Texas Toast=Gluten Free.
Creator: <spits at him mid-sentence> TOR!TIA!
Fandroid: <holding (Y/N) cause they tired> Fuck all that. what bitchass country are yall from where they got this bullshit at.
Creator: 'Florida'.
Fandroid: I knew it. <Sets (Y/N) on a nearby chair>
Creator: Look, you can either take this yeast-
Tendaru: <cuts off Creator> Or im calling the police.
Fandroid: Im going weast.
Creator: <whispers to Tendaru> no dont call the police i got a warrent-
Fandroid: Honestly, fuck yall. I aint never seen anybody act like this over no bread.
Tendaru: <being held back by Creator> What the fuck are you saying?
Fandroid: All im saying is fuck y'all's bread. fUCK the gluten, and 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺 𝗰𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗿𝘀.
Creator: The crackers dont have gluten.
(Y/N): Oh, ill take those.
Tendaru: Alright, that'll be 15 ye-
Fandroid: no, i aint paying that shit. <Pushes (Y/N) out the Bread Store and follows along>.
<A/N: Hey, I was wondering, should i do more of these? If so, go ahead and request! Either it be a full joke chapter or just some vines. Have a good day>