hiwelcometojinnies:
KOOK
hiwelcometojinnies:
TAE
hiwelcometojinnies:
GET UR ASSES IN HERE
_.dumbfuckjuice._:
van.gogh_whore:
Hello to u too 🤥
hiwelcometojinnies:
Engaged?
hiwelcometojinnies:
ENGAGED???
hiwelcometojinnies:
YOU TWO ARE BARELY EVEN GRADUATING UNI
hiwelcometojoonies:
U don't even have jobs ffs
thatonepersoninfics:
Nor a place
hopeonthesidewalk:
Ur still living in dorms remember
van.gogh_whore:
Can u all let me explain before scolding us
notyoongimin:
Should've done that before springing those engagement posts huh
_.dumbfuckjuice._:
🗿🤥🗿🗿
van.gogh_whore:
I proposed to Jungkook yesterday on a date
hiwelcometojinnies:
Tae I thought u were the responsible one in the relationship 🤦♂️
hiwelcometojoonies:
Marriage is a serious thing
hopeonthesidewalk:
U GUYS DON'T EVEN HAVE UR LIVES FIGURED OUT YET
thatonepersoninfics:
U two literally broke up for a couple days last month
thatonepersoninfics:
What makes u think u wouldn't get a divorce right away?
van.gogh_whore:
This is y I didn't wanna tell u guys right away 😒
van.gogh_whore:
And we didn't break up last month that was just one of our silly fights
van.gogh_whore:
I could never lose the love of my life over something so stupid 😔
_.dumbfuckjuice._:
*whipped sobbing noises*
van.gogh_whore:
I've been planning my proposal for some time now
van.gogh_whore:
Me and Kookie have been together since the beginning of freshman yr in high school
van.gogh_whore:
More than 8 yrs
_.dumbfuckjuice._:
And we already found a condo a couple months ago
_.dumbfuckjuice._:
We gon move in after grad 🐷
van.gogh_whore:
My parents r paying for it until we can pay ourselves
van.gogh_whore:
My mom's paying for the whole wedding too
hiwelcometojinnies:
I forgot u and Jimin came from rich families 🗿
van.gogh_whore:
Yes and I DO have a job
van.gogh_whore:
Well... WILL have a job
van.gogh_whore:
My dad's already saved me a position in his company
van.gogh_whore:
I'll be starting a month after grad to give me and Kook time to move in and adjust to our new place
hopeonthesidewalk:
So what I got from this is...
hopeonthesidewalk:
Jungkook's a freeloader 💀
_.dumbfuckjuice._:
Yeppers 🤩
hiwelcometojoonies:
_.dumbfuckjuice._:
Gonna be the best stay at home husband Tae could ever have 😈
notyoongimin:
U can't even cook u whore
_.dumbfuckjuice._:
We going on an instant ramen diet for the rest of our lives 😍
thatonepersoninfics:
Taehyung: h—
Jungkook: yes I do the cooking 🍳 yes I do the cleaning🧹 💕👁👁👌🏻✨
hopeonthesidewalk:
I'M CACKLINAHDJSJ
van.gogh_whore:
🗿🗿
hiwelcometojinnies:
...anyways
hiwelcometojinnies:
Tae does seem to have everything figured out
notyoongimin:
I'm kinda impressed ngl
hopeonthesidewalk:
He's the second youngest from our friend group and he alrdy has his life in check 😭 can't relate
hiwelcometojoonies:
^
thatonepersoninfics:
^
notyoongimin:
^
mosthated _sehunnn:
^ I'd literally still be homeless if it wasn't for Jimin 😞
hiwelcometojinnies:
Speaking of Jimin
hiwelcometojinnies:
Where is that hag
mosthated _sehunnn:
Um
mosthated _sehunnn:
Well 👉🏼👈🏼
van.gogh_whore:
What is it Sehun?
mosthated _sehunnn:
We just finished watching finding dory together when Jimin checked his phone
mosthated _sehunnn:
He saw Kook's post and laughed
mosthated _sehunnn:
But when he saw Tae's post and realized Kook wasn't joking
mosthated _sehunnn:
He left a comment out of shock
mosthated _sehunnn:
Then he grabbed his car keys and ran out of the condo
mosthated _sehunnn:
Jimin looked like he was gonna cry :(
hopeonthesidewalk:
Uhhh
notyoongimin:
Y would get that upset over his own best friend's engagement?
hiwelcometojoonies:
I mean we got upset too cuz we were worried but we weren't that upset
van.gogh_whore:
Guess we'll just wait for him to come back 😔
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SOTC:
7/22/20
Song: Piñata by Smarty Baby
I only like this song cuz in the beginning it sounds like our daddy Joon 🐷