Aru: Most dust is human, therefore, vacuum cleaners are carnivorous robots and, one day, dust won't satisfy them anymore so they will devour us.
Therapist: Can we please go back to discussing your traumatic childhood?
Aru: One sec.
Aru Shah one shots and others. Ideas for these come from both @hafsihalwa and me. There's a part 2!! More
Aru: Most dust is human, therefore, vacuum cleaners are carnivorous robots and, one day, dust won't satisfy them anymore so they will devour us.
Therapist: Can we please go back to discussing your traumatic childhood?
Aru: One sec.