Just a little background information: I have a voice in my head. I named her Bastard because I don't like her. She also goes by RoWen, Taylor Swift (there's a reason), and DorEndy
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Bastard: *is jamming to Taylor Swift*
Alex: Shut up already will you?!
Bastard: Nope :P
Alex: Fine I'm gonna go climb a tree
Bastard: But you don't know how to climb a tree
Alex: That ain't stopping me, ya bitch
Bastard: Suit yourself
Time Skip
Bastard: I was right, you can't climb a tree
Alex: I don't like you
Bastard: *stars jamming to Taylor Swift again*
Alex: SHUT THE HELL UP DAMMIT