Author: This was requested by RandomWeeb4 and midnight_flxwers
King: No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I do NOT think of the princess in that light
Elizabeth: Neither do I, sorry Colonel Author
Author: Why do the ships I like never come to pass? Whatever, I like Helbram and King better
Diane: Skip. Skip, skip, skip
Meliodas: Definitely skipping
Ban: ship
Author: I make Ban ship so much, that my phone autocorrects Ban: to Ban: ship and if that's not concerning i dont know what is
Merlin: Ship. This could be helpful for my research
Escanor: I'll have to disagree, skip
Hawk: Skip. I think Elizabeth deserves someone more like me
Meliodas: Do you like the princess, Hawk?
Hawk: What?! No! I just think that none of you bastards deserve her
Author: Orange you proud of me? I've gotten three ships out and hopefully more to go hehe
Meliodas: I guess you're right. Hawk, you've just been pig zoned. Now, what sounds better? Bacon or roasted whole pig like on HxH?
Hawk: Elizabeth! Hes trying to roast my rump!
Elizabeth: Now, now. I'm sure Sir Meliodas didn't mean that, right?
Meliodas: Of course not
Elizabeth: See? Nothing to be afraid of Hawk
Hawk: Okay, thanks Elizab-
Meliodas: I think some pork pie would be better