You lied to your mom last night at the dinner table. When she asked about our plans after college, I said I was planning on taking freelance projects first while reviewing for the board exam. You said you'd be having four interviews by next week. She then asked us when we'll marry. And you answered for me.
"After she gets her license."
"That's great, I've been wanting to have grandchildren for so long."
"We'll try as soon as we can," you said.
But we've already been trying for years.