mario was just running away from some mushrooms with his brother luigi.
as they were running they spotted a green ogre by a red pipe.
they quickly jump on the mushrooms heads and speedwalk to the green guy.
"who do you think this is?"
"idk, but is he okay?"
"probably not, let's just poke him until he wakes up."
*poke*
*poke*
*poke*
"oi stop that!" the green man yells.
mario and luigi scream and back away.
next thing they know a talking donkey gets launched out of a pipe.
"yo shrek! you just disappeared man!"
"the focking toilet ate meh donkeh"
Donkey looks around, "man everything is so bright and colorful. not what i thought the place where our poop goes would look like, but okay."
"who are you?" mario asks
"i'm shrek, and this is donkeh. who are ye?"
"i'm mario and this is me brother luigi, so how'd you get here?"
"as i said the toilet ate meh"