unknown number: quick qn uhh how did u get my number
me: long story short it was a dare to text my number neighbour as if they were my lover
unknown number: :(
unknown number: you only texted me because of that? :(
unknown number: i thought we were soulmates :(
me: and they were soulmates
unknown number: wowwww they were soulmates
unknown number: marry me now
me: bye
unknown number: WAITTT
unknown number: tell me about yourself :)
me: um
me: i sleep
me: eat
me: repeat
me: omg that's the best description i've ever done about myself i'm proud
unknown number: YOU SIMPLETON
me: i'm surprised you even know that word but aren't you the simpleton
unknown number: THE VOLUME INSIDE THIS BUS
unknown number: IS ASTRONOMICAL
me: but if you were being legit
me: i write books for fun mostly because i find writing therapeutic for me because i don't ever my emotional side to anyone
me: i love going to bookstores and i love cafe hopping <3
unknown number: you be walking around as a whole aesthetic wtf bookworm core vibes? 😍😍
unknown number: but what you said about your feelings
unknown number: i'm gonna reach it
unknown number: if nobody has ever seen it then i'll be the first person okay
me: you sound so ambitious but that's literally impossible
unknown number: not unless you fall in love with me wink wonk
me: eLECTRIC CHAIRR