Aru Shah Oneshots✔️

By Geeky_Bibliophile

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Aru Shah one shots and others. Ideas for these come from both @hafsihalwa and me. There's a part 2!! More

All in Favor?
You're a Hazard to Society
Nothing in Life is Free
The Phonecall
Of Sarcasm and Stupidity
Who Let Aru Graduate?
You're Turning Blue
Because My Hair
PEANUT BUTTER OREOS
It's Not Soap
Why is it Winking??
I May Be an Idiot
Why is Your Hand so Close?
Lion King Reference?
We're Using Code Names
I Want to Be a Caterpillar 🐛
Not This Again
Soooo.... When's it gonna happen?
That Was Depressing
WEAK
Stabby Thingy
That Was the Most Philosophical Thing I've Heard
THE BOOKS
I'm Sorry, it Was For the Best
DO YOU WANT TO EXPLODE
Mini Sized
That's a Cheeto
Why Would You Bring Home Potatoes
That Was Random
What Was the Point of That?
What. Ever. Major. Loser.
DEMON COOKIESSSS🍪🍪
I'll be Your Horror
We've Lost a Child
MUSIC'S IN MY SOUL
THE OVEN IS MOCKING ME
Her Stomach Doesn't Know That
Appreciation Thing (not a one shot)
She Mutilated It
Why do You Take so Many Naps?
Because of You
IT'S ALL YOUR FAILT
Aru Shah is a Pretzel
I Like Your Shampoo
I'm Just Gonna Stay Here
Way to be an Ammamma
I'm Practicing to Beat Her
I Was Saving Those For Brownies
You've Already Ruined My Day
WEAK
Is Four Books Enough?
Bigger is Better
Because I won't Get My $200?
Now My Hand is Broken
Stab. Eliminate. Destroy.
Can Aru Read?
You Corrected All My Spelling Mistakes
*Threateningly Holding Up a Notebook*
Little Star Thingies
What Does Your Gut Tell You?
That's My Stupid Human!
I Almost Died Brushing My Hair
The Fish are Sad, Aiden
Share the Queen-sized Blanket
Ten. Nine.
I Can Hear You, But I Won't
I Don't Know How Many Cookies it Takes
Ohio.
That's... That's Not Good
How Long Has it Been Since You Last Slept?
It's July Thursday
They Make Me Exhausted
Checkered Apple
Lifehacking
While Roasting Their Biryani Over a Fire
He Looks So Peaceful
There Are Two Kinds of People
Go to Sleep!
Drink Water
Put On a Hoodie
Why Are You Like This?
I Can't See Anything
Floor
I Need You to Call the Library
I Worry About You All the Time
Can Flowers Throw Up?
Pull an America
I'm Not Gonna Say Anything
YOU STABBED SOMEONE???!??
Sibling Relationships Are So Weird
How Do I Look?
That Has Nothing to Do With My Question
It's the Trauma
Zero is a Portal
You're a Genius
One Day, Dust Won't Satisfy Them Anymore
I AM DISGUSTED BY THIS
It's Mine
I Have a Bruise
My Mother Didn't Raise No Fool
Are Wii Going To Have a Problem?
At Least We're Sure He Isn't Cake
Looks Like Somebody Needs a Snickers
Can You Stop Being Such a Drama Queen?
It's Called Time Management
What's a Synonym For 'Catastrophe'?
Regional Distributor of Butt Kicking
It's a Shirt
*Already Carrying Two*
You Remind Me of the Ocean
I Hope You're Not Hoping Too Hard
I'm Usually the Only One Awake at 3
It's Lunch For You Guys. I Just Woke Up.
Take a Word of Advice, I'm Experienced
So Sharpening Knives at 2 AM Is Just a Hobby
It's the Trauma, II
This Is Gonna be a Long Night
Since When Do You Ask for Permission?
Wanna Help Me Commit a Felony?
Let's be Okay With The Fact That I Did Neither
I Don't Wanna See You Anymore
That Depends On How You Define Lying
Did You Know?
Let's See How Fast I Can Drink This
Because Aru Is Terrifying
BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC
We Have Three Actually
Now I Can Get On and Enjoy My Cake
Crippling Anxiety
I'm Supposed to Stop You
I Can Just Mash Them Up In My Head Right Now
Why Do I Bother With Titles??
You're in Love With Him
I'm Sorry, Can You Say That Again?
Initiate Phase Two
Fergalicious
Systemic Oppression
Aru, We Talked About This
Aru, That's a God
North America
We Know!
And Then BAM!
Is There Another type of Idiocy?
How Was This a Date?
This Is Just a Hug
Then I Obviously Should Not
Are You Okay?
Does the Five Second Rule Also Apply to Soup?
That Idiot
I JUST SAID I DON'T KNOW HOW
I'm Gonna Tell Him
I Have Contacts
I'll Do YOU One Better
It Wasn't Brynne and Aru
What's Their Number?
No, That's Humiliating
But You Can Call Me Aiden
I'm in Trouble
Because No One Will Ever Believe You
She Used to Do Ballet
Good Thing That's Not My Problem Anymore
You See What I Mean?
It's Time to Suffer
And the Full Spectrum of Human Emotion
Try Being Mysterious
Tacos Fall Apart Sometimes Too
Just Forget Stuff, Like a Cool Person
I'm Gonna Fight It
I'd Put Poison in Your Coffee
I Gave Her a Kind Nod
HE WANTS TO BE FREE
I Was Not Aware of That
WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?
Kill My Boyfriend
I'd Love to See Rudy Get Punched
Welcome to the Real World, Rudy
I Have a Reputation
You All Annoy Me
SHE IS ON FIRE
This Is What I'm Talking About, People
You're a Chicken Tender
Peace of Mind
I Meant Bless You
Let's See How Much You Guys Were Paying Attention
With Fear in His Eyes
Did it Hurt When You Fell?
I LITERALLY JUST GOT BACK FROM THERAPY
So You're Short?
Just... Give Him a Minute
What a Perfect Time
Now I Can See the Sounds
But I Would Make a Radiant Bride
Don't Use That Voice of Voice With Me
Y'all Be Safe Out There
Save Them
Why Are We Both Lying on the Ground?
Have You Seen Our Boyfriend?
It's Probably the Body Bag
That's Because You're Too Short

Did You Just Quote The Princess Diaries?

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By Geeky_Bibliophile

Aru: You're late.

Nikki: A queen is never late. Everybody else is simply early.

Aru: Did you just quote?? The Princess Diaries on me?!?!?

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