HermitCraft Shorts

By sincerely_dio

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A load of funny jokes I make up and use them for hermitcraft jokes More

Xisuma's Diamonds
Grian and his b-
Mumbo charrot
Iskall and his monstrosity
Mumbo
g man
beef
beeralis and beesuma
Joe's accident
Etho and Grian being a chaotic duo
Scavenger Hunt
Late Night Talks
Betrayal
MOM?

b o o k

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Grian: (passing by the shopping district)

Xisuma: (shoots him down with an arrow)

Grian: ow!

Xisuma: I am terribly sorry but I am not getting paid for this so might as well be harmful

Grian: wha-

Keralis: oh hey Brian!

Grian: it's gri-

Keralis: yeah yeah Brian my day has been good anyways wanna buy a book

Grian: not now Keralis I am kinda in a rush

Keralis: Brian

Grian: it's Gria-

Keralis: Look Brian you and I both know that you need books ok so stop hiding it and just buy one

Grian: ....

Xisuma: just buy one

Grian: ....

Keralis: c'mon bud just one or maybe five

Grian: ...help

Iskall: -comes out from the tree- LEAVE THIS KID BE

Grian: Excuse m-

Iskall: -grabs Grian and flies away-

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