❝um bae..❞
❝yes..? don't tell me you're pregnant..❞
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private chat; [peachcakes and bun bun]
peachcakes
hey baby wyd💛?
bun bun
tch
how dare u
peachcakes
huh?
is bakugo on your account or something?
bun bun
why would you send a yellow heart after addressing me?
who do you think i am?
peachcakes
my girlfriend..
bun bun
so unmanly eijiro
peachcakes
ohohoh
IM SO SORRY
I MEAN WIFE
YES YOU ARE MY WIFE AND I LOVE YOU SO VERY MUCH
YES YES I AM SO MANLY NOW RIGHT?!
bun bun
awwweee
i bet you have your cheeks puffed out rn
i just wanna squish themmmm 🥺
squishy squishhhh
i wanna cuddle so bad!
peachcakes
don't you have that red dinosaur i have you?
bun bun
oh it's at my house :(
peachcakes
hm..
i gave you two right?
bun bun
they both are at my house.. SORRY
peachcakes
um bae..
bun bun
yes?
don't tell me you're pregnant..
peachcakes
bahaha no..
bun bun
oh then wut?
peachcakes
well
you know i don't like asking you to get me stuff, but bakugo took all of my money and i really want this cute little plushy type thing!
bun bun
oh okay,, i'll get it for you 💗
could you send me a picture so i could see what it looks like?
peachcakes
i'm embarrassed
it looks weird but it's so cute
WAIT NO
MEN DO NOT GET EMBARRASSED
bun bun
is it a dildo?
peachcakes
what's that?
bun bun
nothing..
uh can you tell me what it is then?
peachcakes
a blobfish stuffed animalish thingy
bun bun
uh kiri-
a blob fish?
really 😭 ?
peachcakes
it's not manly to make fun of others
bun bun
yes you're right
but.. why?
you mean like this kind of blob fish?
peachcakes
YES!
bun bun
it scares me
it's staring dead in my eyes
peachcakes
oh :(
i'll go cry
bun bun
man up eijiro !
peachcakes
okay i'm sorry
i didn't want it in the first place
i just wanted to see your reaction because i already brought it for you
bun bun
a blob fish?
peachcakes
a blob fish.
bun bun
why tho?
peachcakes
it is cute.
bun bun
it is not
peachcakes
it is
bun bun
it is not
peachcakes
sexual harassment
bun bun
do you even know what that means?
peachcakes
probably not
bun bun
😳 .
okay eijiro
i love you💗
peachcakes
i love you more❤️
bun bun
you're funny
peachcakes
denki says i'm not :(
bun bun
aw babey
want me to beat him up for you ?
peachcakes
no no it's okay
oh yeah
the reason why i texted you is because i wanted to know where you're at
bun bun
oh i'm at uh
somewhere near maebashi i think
oh wow
OH WOW
MAN WHAT THE HELL
HOW DUMB AM I?!
okay pretty dumb but
IVE BEEN IN THIS DAMN CAR FOR SO LONG
SKEKEKNEBW IM COMING HOME KIRIIIII
peachcakes
I KNOWW
bun bun
WHAT?!
peachcakes
🙃
surprise!
bun bun
YOURE TOO CUTE BYE
peachcakes
wait i still want to text!
bun bun
oh kiri
it's a saying
love you
peachcakes
aw man
love you too