neo fucking done with your shit
05:18
@dejun.xiao.iao
i hate it here
@yuta_yuta_na
who broke the sane one again???
@tenoutof10
not my fault he's a pussy
@yuta_yuta_na
shitty phone lee porn
kuul what did you do
@sunny_chan
brb changing my contact
to "shitty phone" for ten
@tenoutof10
what was it before
@sunny_chan
"least favourite brother"
@tenoutof10
fuck you too
@sunny_chan
@zhong_dolle
WHY ME
@sunny_chan
BECAUSE YOURE MEMEABLE
@sunny_chan
AND YPU WONT KILL ME FOR IT
@zhong_dolle
i'll hire a fucking hitman watch yourself
@qian_kun_qian
chenle no
@zhong_dolle
chenle yes
@sunny_chan
you can't kill me i'm a bad bitch
@zhong_dolle
you're just a bitch
@sunny_chan
@tenoutof10
is that johnny
@sunny_chan
yeah it was on his spam insta
@tenoutof10
hot
@tenoutof10
WAIT HE HAS A
SPAM!'vbbbm?
@kim.doyoung.01
we lost sight of the important
question. what made xiaojun break?
@qian_kun_qian
WHY THE FLYING
FUCK IS THERE A FURBIE
CENTIPEDE TALKING
ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE
@ren_moomin_jun
death has finally come to
me in the form of a
furbie centipede
@dejun.xiao.iao
i just wanted some milk
@jung_jaehyun_official
Me too man
@wong_lucasyu
guyS JUNGWOO IS A
BABIE I OOVE HIM
UWUWUWUWUWU
WUUSHEUEWOWOE
UAJKXMFNSNAM
@kim.doyoung.01
soft
@jung_jaehyun_official
That's love right there
@tenoutof10
well the dick i want is in chicago
@jung_jaehyun_official
And that's just a
moment of
what the fuck
@yuta_yuta_na
we get it you want an american hot dog
@sunny_chan
that reminds me
@sunny_chan
it's that time again
@kim.doyoung.01
?
@sunny_chan
time to call marker
@yuta_yuta_na
who?
@zhong_dolle
mark lee
@zhong_dolle
he's in the big gc
@ren_moomin_jun
hyuck has a fat
crush on him
@sunny_chan
STFU NO I DONT
@sunny_chan
Anyways he answered
looking like this and it's
safe to say I'm going to go
✨🧚♀️𝒽𝒾𝓉 𝓂𝓎𝓈𝑒𝓁𝒻
𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝒶 𝓉𝓇𝓊𝒸𝓀🌸🌷✨
@wong_lucasyu
that's gâë
@qian_kun_qian
you're literally dating
god himself
@wong_lucasyu
that's not gay it's cleansing
myself of sins by being his
constant moon to his sun 🥰
@tenoutof10
LOL GAYYYY
@kim.doyoung.01
i hate you all
@jung_jaehyun_official
Reminder we have
an hour before we
need to leave so
get ready
⌨
"Mark?"
"Yes sir?"
"One, why the fuck do you insist on calling me sir you're older than me, and two, what're you doing?" Despite Jaehyun's words, Donghyuck was just going to chill on the phone with Mark. Read - annoy the fuck out of Mark.
"I'm writing a song." Mark replied, tactfully ignoring the first question.
"Are you any good?"
"Not really no."
"Have your songs been recorded?"
"Yeah."
"What are they?"
"Um," Mark looked nervous as he thought, and Donghyuck's mind went immediately to the conclusion Mark was cute. Like some puppy that Hyuck wanted to pinch the cheeks of and kiss all over - wait what the fuck? "I collaborated with LAUV? For the song 'Better as Strangers.'"
"Wait that's you rapping? No way. His name is MINHYUNG too. Not Mark," Haechan scoffed. There was literally no way that was the shy boy with glasses that still turned red when Hyuck said his name, was the rapper in Better as Strangers. The song was mellow but the rap was so powerful it literally hooked you on the song.
"I have my guitar here if you want me to do it," Mark shrugged, and Hyuck immediately nodded. "Alright."
Mark picked up his guitar and tuned it slightly, Haechan staring intently at him as he did so.
He was nervous, he'd hardly performed except for in the recording studio. Sighing, he just began at his rap part, his fingers strumming the guitar strings gently.
"I know I led you on, I know I did you wrong. You don't understand why I put it in a song. But when we kiss when we fight I thought I was loving you right." Mark kept going, but Donghyuck was agape and honestly zoning out because it sounded exactly like the song.
Mark Lee was one talented motherfucker. And Donghyuck might just be falling in love with that motherfucker.
"Also my korean name is Minhyung." Mark said, and Donghyuck just nodded, staring at Mark like a puppy. "You good Haechan?"
"I-I gotta go," Donghyuck hung up, and Mark smiled softly at his now black screen, having seen the blush forming.
"Bye bye."
⌨
we hot we depressed
6:03
@sunny_chan
we have a problem
@ren_moomin_jun
we do?
@dejun.xiao.iao
the only problem i
have is that goddamn
furbie going "HAHAHAHA
BLAH BLAH BLAH
BLAH BLAH BLAH
BLAH BLAH"
@zhong_dolle
i lost my airpods again
but i have my eight
spares so it's not really a
problem just an
inconvenience
@wong_lucasyu
woo is too cute
is that the problem
you're talking about?
@sunny_chan
the problem is
@sunny_chan
ᶦ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵏ ᶦ'ᵐ ˢᵗᵃʳᵗᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ᵐᵃʳᵏ ˡᵉᵉ
@ren_moomin_jun
oof sis we been knew
@dejun.xiao.iao
literally no one uses
that anymore shut
up gramps
@ren_moomin_jun
IM YOUNGER THAN
YOU TOE SUCKER
@dejun.xiao.iao
@zhong_dolle
ooh so ask him out hyuck!
@sunny_chan
ew no why would i do that
@sunny_chan
i'm going to annoy
him until he declares
his undying love for me
@dejun.xiao.iao
that only works in fanfics
@dejun.xiao.iao
not that i've ever read one
@wong_lucasyu
you were reading one
yesterday about kun x
ten though?
@dejun.xiao.iao
WAS I I DONT
TJJNK I WAS
@ren_moomin_jun
get off your phones
and get to the car - kun
@sunny_chan
you're not my mom
@zhong_dolle
how did you get
renjun's phone?
@ren_moomin_jun
he fell asleep in the van - kun
@ren_moomin_jun
hyuck, no sushi for you - kun
@sunny_chan
SORRY KUN ILY
@ren_moomin_jun
just get off your
damn phone - kun
@ren_moomin_jun
also xiaojun you're
riding with me
so we can talk
about your phone
usage. - kun
@dejun.xiao.iao
hahahaha fuck
⌨
hahaha i can't write raps. so sorry if that sucked.
also i impulse bought a signed picture of park jisung and now i'm all 🥺🥰