Brain = bold
Me = italics
Alarm clock = underlined
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Tick. Tick.
Tick.
"Aaaahhhh!!!"
"...mhmm..."
"AAHHH!"
"What is it?!"
"Get up you lazy as-"
"Finish that sentence and I will chuck you out of the window."
"AAAAAAA-"
"BE QUIET. Where is that damned snooze button? Will you just press it already?"
"Finding..."
"AAA-"
"Or I will just make you turn it off..."
"No, no! I have a class today!"
"Yeah, at eleven. Not at this ungodly hour in the morning!"
"AAA-"
"STOP! By the way, why did you even put an alarm this early in the morning?"
"I wanted to be productive..."
"Productivity my arse. We both are even worse than the walking dead, and you are very well aware of that fact. Then why do you make me go through this torture every morning?"
"Well, I hoped that we would be feeling fresh and would do something like exercise-"
"GET UP! GET UP! GET-"
"WILL YOU JUST STOP MAKING THOSE ANNOYING NOISES AT THIS GOD FORSAKEN HOUR IN THE MORNING?!?!"
"MY JOB IS TO WAKE YOU UP!!!"
"SO?!?!"
"WAKE UP! WAKE U-"
"SHUT UP! Both of you!"
"..."
"Nah uh, You can't turn me off!"
"Shit! It fell down!"
"Get up and press that damned button!"
"Are you both getting up --"
"..."
"..."
"Finally."
"Finally..."
*ten minutes later*
"GET UP! GET THE FU-"
"AGAIN?!"
"GET GET GET UP-"
"Argh!"
"Did you hit the snooze button instead of the turning off button?"
"Wha...What?"
"Did you hit the snooze button instead of the turning off button?"
"...Maybe?"
"You-"
"You know that I can't function half-asleep!"
"GET UP FELLOWS! WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY OUTSIDE-"
"Turn it OFF!"
"THE MORNING CALLS FOR YOU-"
"NOW!"
"Ok ok..."
"GET... uppp...."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"...Finally."
"..."
"You know this is probably the only time when we both are on the same team."
"..."
"You there?"
"...Yeah. I guess I am awake now."
"Stay in the bed."
"Why?"
"Just stay."
"...ok."
"..."
" ' I'm going to murder my alarm clock one of these days. I don't use my phone as an alarm because there's a very real chance I'd chuck it out my attic room's window. Every morning the clock shrieks, and I mentally flambé the whole damn thing. Set it on fire in a huge saucepan. Laugh as it melts. On the rare morning that I feel almost awake, I give the alarm clock a stately Viking funeral in my mind. And there it is again, screeching'... Remember this?"
"That seems familiar. I have read that somewhere, haven't I?"
"Yep. :)"
"Where exactly?"
"How should I know? You are supposed to know that."
"Ok, I am getting up now... Even though I want to see the flambé..."
"Me too :("
"..." *Shuffling noises*
"Wait! I got something for you!"
"I tried to find the melting clock thingy but this is all that I was able to find."
"Omg! This made my day!"
":) Now let's get to work!"
"You seem to be in a good mood today."
"Make use of it before I decide to change my mind."
"Don't you mean 'before you change yourself?' Because, you know, you are, technically the mind...?"
"Hmm..yes. Come on, off to work!"
"But, I have questio-"
*Slams the door shut*
"There is no door...?"
"Just go with it."
"Ok, weirdo."
"Remember that whatever you call me, you are calling that yourself."
"Unlike somebody, I am not in denial. I accept myself as a freak."
"That...You... Nevermind."
"Tell me!"
"Next time."
"Counting on it!"