⚠Warning⚠
-swearing
-memes
-I will cry if you don't enjoy this-
Key
• dragoff = (Y/n)
• guard dog = Axel
• metalhead = Tanjiro
• baby gurl = Nezuko
• PIKA PIIII = Zenitsu
• boarhead = Inosuke
• emo boi = Giyū
• misty = Muichiro
• no brows™ = Sanemi
• betterfly = Shinobu
• flamenco = Rengoku
• love goddess = Mitsuri
• snakes for necks = Obanai
• aoyama but diamonds = Uzui
• Sam = The Waiter from Chapter Kyū - 9
Author:
Uh... How do I make the intro again, Tanjiro-kun?
metalhead:
A-Author-sama.. We're live?
Author:
Wait- What? Like... Right now or now now?
baby gurl *nods:
mmm hmm!
Author *looks toward Uzui who is holding the camera to his face, flashing poses:
I am very disappointed of this flamboyant child.
And...
WHERE'S (Y/N)???
snakes for necks:
She's probably just drinking ******* again.
dragoff:
no I was not, snake brain
no brows™:
Yeah, you think we're gonna believe that?
aoyama but diamonds:
Lying is absolutely an unflamboyant move, (Y/n).
dragoff:
The real question is why-
Author:
ALRIGHT OKAY! OKAY! THAT'S ENOUGH! I DON'T WANT ANOTHER FIGHT IN THE STUDIO AGAIN! BECAUSE OF YOU TWO AGAIN! You too flamboyant child.
dragoff & no brows™:
HE/SHE STARTED IT!
Author:
No. Enough.
dragoff & no brows™:
But-
Author:
Hello fellow readers and welcome to the first Q&A in this book!
Now, we have almost all the Demon Slayer Characters here with us today!
Come on guys! Say hi!
metalhead:
Ohayo!
baby gurl:
Mhmm!
boarhead:
Who are you.
Yes, you looking from the thing.
FIGHT ME NOW-
guard dog:
BARK!
emo boi:
hey.
betterfly:
Moshi Moshi~
dragoff:
HEYO! WASSUP GUYS AND WELCOME BACK TO-
Author:
Now that I think about it, we need almost 10 over different hello's so let's just jump into the Q&A's kay?
dragoff:
Since when are you so mean to me. Why couldn't you be happy for me-
Author:
Where is happiness?
misty:
I'll do you one better. Who is happiness?
emo boi:
I'll do you one better. What is happiness?
dragoff:
You three are depressed fucks. I'm heading out. I am sick and tired of this bullshit. Let's go, Axel.
guard dog:
arf?
Author:
BRUH- WAIT NO!! AARON! DON'T LEAVE!!!!AAROONNNNNNNN!!!!!!
dragoff:
MY NAME IS NOT AARON!
Author:
Okay okay chill Bakugou.
Let's get this started. First question. Tanjiro?
metalhead:
Hai! First Question, from the username EllyKamado This is for you Tomioka-san!
emo boi:
Let's get this over with..
metalhead:
EllyKamado says:
I have a very serious important question for emo boi-
emo boi:
excuse me but why does everyone call me that?
betterfly giggles:
Maybe because you are an Emo boy, Tomioka-san~
emo boi:
... Continue, Tanjiro. Please.
metalhead:
Okay um.
In Chapter 34, you wrote down (Y/n)'s... preferences in a partner. What was your reason for this? We must know.
dragoff:
Wait what?
PIKA PIIII:
EHHHHHHHHH???? WHEN??? AND WHAT DID SHE EVEN SAY????
metalhead:
At Chapter 34-
emo boi:
I do not remember that moment.
Author:
Well then, let's travel back. Shall we?
emo boi:
Author-san please don-
|| Everyone in the studio gasped while Giyu is blushing like a tomato and Zenitsu crying in the corner cause he has yellow hair (forgetting the fact that he also has dark orange tips) ||
Author:
So... Tomioka-sama... Would you like to-
|| Giyu Tomioka has left the studio ||
betterfly:
Looks like Tomioka-san has a crush~
dragoff:
Who?
Author:
No, nobody tell her. Let's just continue on with the second question, anyone wants to volunteer?
metalhead:
I want to, Author-sama!
Author:
Gomen, Tanjiro-kun but you already did it... Let's give it someone else this time alright?
metalhead nods:
Okay, Author-sama!
Author:
Okay, first off, someone get Giyu back cause we need him for the next Question.
metalhead:
I'll do it!
Author:
Wait Tanji-
|| Tanjiro has left the Studio ||
Author:
We could've just tell Sam to get him...
dragoff:
Ya mean Sam the Janitor?
Author:
Yeah.
Sam:
Did you just say something, boss? Cause I didn't listen.
Author:
Nothing. Continue what you are doing, Sam...
Sam:
'Kay whatever.
metalhead:
I'm back! With Tomioka-san too!
emo boi:
I hate life more than you.
metalhead:
I'll take that as a compliment, Tomioka-san!
Author:
Alright, since no one is volunteering I guess I'll have to choose.
dragoff:
Ah shit. Here we go agai-
Author:
(Y/n)! So nice of you to volunteer!
dragoff:
FUCK!
Author:
That was not the question nor was it an answer.
dragoff:
BECAUSE IT'S NOT!!!!
Author:
Just read the damn question. We already gotten pass 500 words yet we only gone pass one question.
dragoff:
Yadiyaya, the more you talk, the more words you make.
Let's make this quick.
Second question from the username HeyItsYaGurlSapphire
Wow... That's a cool username...
Author:
I agree but would you please-
dragoff:
OKAY! JEEZ! FUCKING HELL! JUST WAIT ALRIGHT?!
WHAT'S THE PAIN OF COMPLEMENTING ONE'S NAME?!!
Author:
The fuck man? I just want you to pass the salt. These fries aren't salty enough.
dragoff:
Fuck off.
HeyItsYaGurlSapphire commented 2 questions, each for Giyu-bitch and No-Eyebrows and a fan-mail to Obanai.
Who would know that snake boy has fans?
snakes for necks:
Shut the fuck up.
dragoff:
wHaT aRe Ya GoNnA dO aBoUt It, SnAkE bOy-
AHHH!!!! AUTHOR-SAN HE'S CHASING ME WITH HIS SNAKE AS A FUCKING WEAPONNNNNNNN!!!!
Author:
Sam, grab the water spray-
Sam:
On it.
|| Cue the hissing by Obanai ||
Author sprays the water at Obanai:
No, bad. Bad snake boy.
snakes for necks hissing:
GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME- OW IT HIT MY EYE!
Author:
I guess you can say...
aoyama but diamonds:
Author-san, this will be very unflamboyant for you.
emo boi:
Author-san, no.
love goddess crossing fingers:
Please don't be a pun. Please don't be a pun. Please don't be a pu-
Author:
I HIT THE BULLSEYE!
dragoff:
I'll do you one better.
The SnakesEye.
|| Author & (Y/n) just be vibing doe ||
no brows™:
That's fucking enough, question. Now.
dragoff:
First Question,
Emo Boi, y u no accept my luv for u?
emo boi:
...
betterfly:
Answer her, Tomioka.
guard dog:
Arf arf bark
Author:
The dog said, 'Say it or I'll bite your fucking balls off'.
emo boi:
Uh... Because I don't see your love or affection...?
Author:
Uh huh... Oof.
Somebody call Nine-Guan-Guan.
Sam:
Already on it.
Huh? Oh yeah. My workers are.. Uh... The hell she having? She look like she ate a soap bar and used it brush her teeth.
PIKA PIIII:
(Y/N) IS HAVING A SEIZURE!!! CALL THE AMBULANCEEEE!!!!!
Nine-Guan-Guan:
Is everything okay sir? Sir? Are you still there?
Sam:
huh?
Nine-Guan-Guan:
I heard someone is having a seizure? May I know what's happening?
Sam looks at (Y/n)'s dying figure:
Nah, I think she's good.
PIKA PIIII:
NO SHE IS NOT!!!
metalhead:
Sam, please tell the operator to send paramedics. I think her pulse is fading.
Nine-Guan-Guan:
Are you sure, sir?
Sam:
I don't know. Should I though.. I mean it's not like I get a raise for doing this.
Nine-Guan-Guan:
Sir, is someone getting hurt or something that's related to the consequences of death related?
Sam:
Uhh... Does a seizure count?
boarhead:
YOU! EGO BOY! HELP THE DRAGON!
emo boi:
how?
|| Author-san has changed 'emo-boi' to 'dense-af-boi' ||
|| Mitsuri whispering some love rights to Giyū ||
dense af boi:
Are you sure that will work, Mitsuri-san?
love goddess happily nods:
Go on~ I'm sure that will heal her up!
dense af boi:
But she's having a sei-
Author:
GOD DAMNIT JUST DO IT, YOU PUSSY! SHE'S THE MAIN REASON FOR THIS BOOK TO BE MADE! SAFE HER NOW OR I WILL UNPUBLISH THIS BOOK THAT YOU DON'T EVEN FUCKING LIVE!
betterfly:
Mitsuri-chan, may I ask what you tell Tomioka-san?
love goddess:
well, Just that.
|| Giyū Tomioka has kissed (Y/n) Ryūsei.
Fun Fact, it was their first kiss!
(Y/n) Ryūsei Leveled Up!
Lv 15 => Lv 50
Giyu Tomioka Leveled Up!
Lv 5 => Lv 10
Everyone in the studio gasped, even the editor gasped behind the screen.
Axel, Tanjiro, Zenitsu, Inosuke, Obanai and the Flamboyant Uzui has fainted. ||
Author:
...
Well that was not suppose to happen...
Editor:
It's good click bait.
Author:
Oh yeah, true.
dragoff:
Did you just...
dense af boi:
Kissed you? Yeah, guess so.
dragoff:
As much as I love this moment, I want to skip the clichè stuff.
And what do you even mean that you don't 'see' my love and affection? I give you those everyday and everytime I fucking see you, bitch.
I make your favourite simmered salmon everyday for you because you fucking love it. I kiss your fucking forehead for goodnight kisses because you asked me to. And I always-
Kamaboko Trio:
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS ASKKK??????
PIKA PIIII:
since when was it so easy to have love and affection...
metalhead:
I think life just flashed before my eyes...
boarhead getting held back by Rengoku:
LET ME FIGHT HIM! LET ME FIGHT HIMMMM!!!!!
flamenco:
INOSUKE! NOO!
boarhead:
INOSUKEEEEEEE YESSSSS! LWR ME AT HIM THFISUWIENUSWJOGMRPYEYLXNDUDKCKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
|| Author has changed 'boar head' to 'reekid' ||
Author:
Alright, shut it. This is suppose to be an Q&A chapter not a chapter where everyone fights for (Y/n). Even though I love it.
And FYI, (Y/n) is definitely not a prize that you all can just fight for.
This is not some sitcom in the late 90's.
dragoff:
Author-channnn, you're such an angel!!!
Author:
You still owe me 50 bucks for buying that merch of yours.
dragoff:
Aye, Natsu is fucking hot. Pun Intended. Change My Mind. I'm waiting.
Author & no brows™:
NEXT QUESTION!
dragoff:
Sanemi, y u always in denial of yer love for (Y/n) aka reader-chan aka me.
no brows™:
Next question-
Author:
Bitch, this is a Q&A, meaning Question and Answer. Not Question and Next Question.
no brows™:
FINE! fucking damn it...
Can we just get (Y/n) out of here...
snakes for necks:
Why? Is it because your embarrassed?
no brows™:
Fuck you all. I'm bringing the camera withshmshde meiasbiegdskb
Author:
Hey! Stop messing with the mic!!
YOU BETTER GET BACK WITH THE CAMERA SAFE AND SOUND YOU LITTLE SHI-
|| Sanemi has successfully left the studio with the extra mic and camera. Because of this, we will only view Sanemi till he gets back to the studio and returns the camera to the camera man. ||
no brows™:
̧ it on? Clear? Good.
Now this stays between you and me got it punks?
Okay.
The truth is...
|| lol, sorry not sorry that I'm interrupting this. Let's see how the others are doing ||
Author:
That bitch is lucky we have a backup camera.
Sam:
I should've break this camera earlier. Then I can go back home and slee-
Author:
Stop slacking and and maybe I'll give you a higher payment.
Sam:
Yesss Sir. Backup camera coming right up.
|| Back to Sanemi ||
no brows™:
I don't know how. Ever since my family died, except for Genya... I don't really know how.
All I know is to express my feelings with anger. I know it sounds weird but whatever. To be honest, she's the first person I fight the most in a day. So... Yeah.
Alright that's fucking enough. I'm heading back to the studio.
|| Sanemi is back, brought by him kicking the door down ||
no brows™:
I'm back bitche-
Author:
You're paying for that.
dragoff:
Alright. Now, onto the fanmail, I need the diamond man to get out of here for this.
aoyama but diamonds:
Alright then! If the flamboyant readers wish, they'll have their wishes come true!
dragoff:
He gone yet?
Sam:
he's hiding behind the door.
aoyama but diamonds:
That is such an unflamboyant move, Sir Sam.
Sam:
And I'm just here because I am paid to. Now get out of here before I get the broom from the dust department.
aoyama but diamonds:
NOT THE BROOM! I'LL FLAMBOYANTLY LEAVE! I'M SORRY!
|| Aoyam- I mean Uzui has successfully left the studi- he left the building... Running... ||
Author:
I guess we won't see him soon. (Y/n), continue.
dragoff:
From the same user, @HeyItsYaGurlSapphire,
This fanmail is for snake for necks, flamenco, emo boi and misty.
snakes for necks:
Well then, I hope it's a good one.
misty:
Fanmail ahead?
dense af boi:
I sure hope it is.
flamenco:
COME ON YOU THREE! BE HAPPY WE HAVE FANS!
dragoff:
She said, Don't tell Uzui but I think Obanai is the most flamboyant of all and Muichiro and Rengoku and emo boi. No offence to Uzui but I think he's dashing.
misty:
Thanks... I guess. I'll try my best to remember it.
flamenco:
OH! WELL THANK YOU DEAR FAN!
snakes for necks:
Suck a dick y'all. I'm the most flamboyant. She placed me first, you all side characters bitchessssssss-
Author:
You're a side character too, you snek.
dense af boi:
Yeah, snek.
PIKA PIIII:
SNEEKKKKKKKKKK
reekid:
SNAKEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
metalhead:
snekssss sssssssssssssssss
dragoff:
STOP HISSING DAMNIT!
reekid:
...
PIKA PIIII:
...
dense af boi:
...
snakes for necks:
ᏕᏕᏕᏕᏕᏕᏕᏕ-
|| Please Hold as Obanai gets beaten by (Y/n) ||
Author:
Hello guys and welcome back. Let's ignore the fact that Obanai is unconscious at the background and (Y/n) taking his unconscious body to a dumpster.
This next question is from @Kayecee5, their question is, Do you think reader-chan aka (Y/n) is stronger than you guys?
First off, Axel my favourite boy.
guard dog:
AwoooooooooooooOOOO bark bark arf.
Author:
Well, I should translate that for you.
Bruhhhhh you stupid? Of course! She's my owner for gods sake. You think she's weak? Uh, nO fuck y'all. She's the FUCKING strongest opponent you'll beat! FUCK YOU ALL WEAKLINGS!!!!
And let me just say, (Y/n) has gone to the toilet. So, luckily, her innocence for the little pup is still there.
And Axel, you know that's not what you wanted to say. But I understand, next, Tanjiro-kun!
metalhead:
Of course, she is! I mean, she is the strongest and intimidating person I ever met! She's clearly someone that I look up to! I am very happy that I'm friends with her! It is a true a blessing being her friend! Maybe even best friends! But I'll have to ask first!
PIKA PIIII:
Uh... She's.. She's pretty. Cute. Amazing. Strong. Amazing.
Wait... did I already said that? Oh um...
Amazing. Strong. Uh... Smart! Uh... Beautiful?
Author:
Okay... Inosuke?
reekid:
THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT!
*takes out sword*
FIGHT ME GODDESS!!!!!!!!!
Author:
No, Inosuke. Giyu?
dense af boi:
I have known (Y/n) ever since she stepped into the house.. She was there whenever I needed her.
From my experiences, physically, maybe. But mentally, 100%.
From afar, I could see she couldn't find a reason to live but she did. She did something even though she doesn't have a real reason to. If I was in her footsteps, I would've killed myself.
So, yes. She is strong. Body and soul. Muscles and brains. Emotions and feelings. All of them. She is strong.
But, we know she'll have a breaking point. That's why I promised myself to be there.
Author:
That's deep man... Let's not think about that any further. Next, Muichi!
misty:
Huh, what was the question about?
Author:
Alright, never mind. Uhh... Sanemi?
no brows™:
Heh, yeah right! I'M STRONGER!
Author:
That's not what happened at Chapter 33 and 34 .
no brows™:
Two chapters. Big deal. I beat her fucking ass at Chapter 38.
hOw YoU lIkE tHaT?
Author:
You are absolutely horrible at singing but who cares. Next.
betterfly:
Hmm... Truthfully, I think so. She is very close to my level during our little fight back at the mountain, or maybe she was holding back.
We wouldn't know until we fight. But, after what I had said, I don't think she will talk to me.
Oh well! Sucks to be me then~
Author:
Cool... Uh... Rengoku-san?
flamenco:
HAVE YOU HEARD HER ROAR? YES! SHE IS STRONG!
love goddess:
Umm.. I.. I don't know if I should take part in this question...
Author:
Why Mitsuri-san?
love goddess:
I'm sorry if I'm being too rude but, I only now Ryūsei-san for a few hours. I don't think I know her that well to participate.
Author:
It's fine, Mitsuri. Let's move on. Next, Obanai.
snakes for necks:
beats me. She might be weaker than her father. Who knows? I never challenged her to a battle or someshit.
Author:
r00d. Uzui?
...
Uzui?
Sam:
He left the building.
Author:
Oh. Forgot about that. (Y/n) is still here right?
dragoff eating ice cream out of the carton:
Huh? Oh, yup!
Author:
Giyu, I want you to do the honours for the next question.
dense af boi:
k. Question from Luna_Percabeth,
Does (Y/n) like Giyu?
... Do you like me, (Y/n)?
dragoff:
Let me think about it.
hMmMmMmmM...
of course I do.
dense af boi:
I love yo-
dragoff:
But after what you said I think I only like you as a friend.
Author:
OOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!! CUE THE GIF, SAM!!!
Sam:
Aye aye, sir-
dragoff:
Wait. No. I don't like you as a friend.
I...
I...
I love you.
|| gasssppppppp ||
dragoff:
As a bro.
Author slow clapping:
Brozoned... That's more worse than being Friendzone.
Sam:
How do you know?
Author:
You... You haven't been brozoned...?
Sam:
Bold of you to assume I have a crush.
Author:
Alright that's enough people get roasted.
Hey! That was the last question!
no brows™:
So now what?
Author:
How should I know? I don't how to end this, I usually just randomly end it.
misty:
Like?
Author:
This.
LOVEYOUGUYSVERYMUCHTHANKYOUALLFORYOURSUPPORTANDIAMVERYTHANKFULTHATYOUGUYSMADEITTOTHEENDSEEYOUGUYSINTHENEXTCHAPTERHOPEYOUGUYSENJOYEDTHISAGAINLOVEYOUBYE!