Incorrect wolf pack (twilight)

By jasghoul

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Basically just a book about stupid things I think the pack would do A lot of these I got ideas for are from... More

Lasagna
Top or bottom?
Rosalie and Emmett
"It's getting a little chummy around here"
Jared
Sweatshirts
Cake
Seth
Highjacking
Texting the pack
Banned
"Its a can"
Carlisle
Paul
Texting Paul
Pancakes
"Language!"
Santa?!
Bee-steality
Crimes
Whomst
Weird questions
Bold of you to assume
Error
Frogs
Darts
Bra
PROTIP
Patrol
Brain cell
Embry and Paul chat
Quil and Jacob chat
Paul and Jared chat
Chatroom
Texting
Texting Jacob
HUNGARY
Chatroom
Chatroom #2
Mind blown
Space wolf
Arson
Stairs
Blood type
Pimp
PROTIP 2
Contacts
Sleep
Yeast
Bitch
Whoops?
Blowtorch
Noises
Whitening strips
Texting sam
Mike wazowski
"Seth wtf"
Circumcision
"Keep your head up king"
Grapes
Brain
Home depot
Skeletons
B00Bs
Cereal
Daddy
Jared happened
Monopoly
Matjamin
What the fuck
N u t
Its not legal
He fell
Toxic
Help the baby
Muggy
Slumber Party
Pain
Self talk
Close the pantry
My heart will go on
Sam the alpha
Pizza man
Crusty
Normal
Moms calling
Roomba
Bugs
Christmas
Just a normal chat
Hasafashafas
Cookie dough
Literature.
Virgin
Failing English
Bold of you to assume
Tampons
Friendship bracelets
Wrong
Big booty
Death
Password
0.73$
Worcestershire sauce
WhAt
Groupchat
weird sayings at dinner
Updog
uwu chat
Lost
B A C O N
Sneeze
Pack meeting
You're my dad!
Tale as old as time
Crush owo
Vine
Current mood
Lullaby
Best butt
Future
Sam and jared chat
Bird puns
Chatting with memes
199.8%
Thirsty boy
Embry and quil
Ice cream
Marshmallow
Headache
Purple
Driving
"And my thumb went up its butthole"
Preschool
Tornadoes
Knowledge, wisdom, philosophy, and commen sense
When i was a young boy
Pupil
"Run from rain"
Dentist
Roamntic advice
Babies
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
Badda bing
Angelic
Beans
Funeral
Due to circumstances
Potato
Friends
Panic
Chillax
Saturn
Pack mates
Married
Mt fingers
Damn
Sketchy
Seth
:-)8
Vitamin
Chat room
Goldilocks
Math
Soulmate
Annoying
Cruel
LOVE
The pack @ listening to jakes thoughts
Busy
Dealing with shit
Chemical reaction
Sleep
Glass
Market shopping
Bites
World ends
Iced coffee
Pauls tantrums
Bud light
wow/ party
multitask
mosquitos
breakdowns
superhero
gatorade
trees
prank
text
store
200%
floor is lava
english
bite me
cookin
empath
ceiling fan
cat
A/N

Milk

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By jasghoul



Paul: I just bought 50 cartons of 2% milk and mixed it to get 100% milk. My bones are now indestructible.

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