Quil: OMG! Did you know barcodes scan the white part not the black?
Quil: firefly is the opposite of waterfall
Quil: you know what's creepy about hungry dumpty? They never said it was an egg
Quil: the letter x has more uses in math than in the English language
Quil: you have more ancestors than all your ancestors
Quil: don't you dare sounds normal, but do you not dare sounds weird
Quil: butter is food lotion
Quil: when you wait for the waiter, you become the waiter
Quil: horses run in their fingernails
Quil: volleyball is just hardcore hot potato
Quil: why does your nose run but your feet smell
Jasper: why are you texting me