Leah: Who broke it?
Everyone: *Silence*
Leah: I'm not mad. I just want to know.
Seth: ...I did. I broke it.
Leah: No, you didn't. Paul?
Paul: What? Don't look at me! Look at Jared!
Jared: What! I didn't break it!
Paul: Huh that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Jared: Because it's sitting right in front of us AND ITS BROKEN.
Paul: Suspicious
Jared: No it's not
Paul: Well, Emily was the last one to use it
Emily: Liar, I don't drink that crap!
Paul: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee machine earlier?
Emily: I use the wooden stirrers to lush back my cuticles! Everyone knows that, Paul!
Seth: Okay, okay, lets not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it Leah.
Leah: No. Who broke it.
Everyone: ...
Jared: Leah, Embry has been awfully quiet-
Embry: REALLY?
Jared: Yeah, really
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Leah: I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict that ten minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good, it was getting a little chummy around here. (As seen on Parks & Rec)