"I-it's not twelve hours, it's twelve months. You've been gone a whole year. Sorry."
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"She slapped you!"
"900 years of time and space - I've never been slapped by someone's mother."
"Your face."
"It hurt."
"You're so gay."
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"Did you know this was gonna happen?"
"Nope."
"D'you recognise the ship?"
"Nope!"
"D'you know why it crashed?"
"Nope!"
"So glad I've got you(!)"
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"With respect, hardly the most important person right now."
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"Harriet Jones. MP for Flydale North."
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"Then a spaceship crashed in the middle of London, I think the schedule might have changed."
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"It's just a bit... human in there for me."
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"By all the saints, get some perspective woman, I'm busy!"
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"I'm... shaking my booty."
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"Don't you dare make this place domestic."
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"I bet you don't even remember my name."
"It's Ricky."
"No, it's Mickey."
"It's Ricky."
"I think I know my own name."
"You think you know your own name? How stupid are you?"
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"If I was to tell you what I was doing to the controls of my frankly magnificent timeship, would you even begin to understand?"
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"Take me to your leader."
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"If aliens fake an alien crash and an alien pilot, what do they get? Us. They get us. It's not a diversion, it's a trap."
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"'Scuse me, d'you mind not farting while I save the world?"
"Would you rather silent but deadly?"
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"We are the Slitheen."
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"Thank you for wearing your ID cards... they'll help identify the bodies."
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