𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 ;; 𝓫𝘯𝘩...

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ˏˋ chapter zero. ༉

ˏˋ chapter one. ༉

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By anedrxx




                𝑰𝑰𝑫𝑨 𝑾𝑯𝑨𝑻 𝑯𝑨𝑽𝑬 𝒀𝑶𝑼 𝑫𝑶𝑵𝑬 ?




"why is my phone blowing up with notifications?"



































* 𝓘ida created a group chat*

* Iida adds Uraraka, Midoriya, Todoroki and 16 others*

Bakugo: The fuck is this?

Iida: Bakugo language!

Todoroki: French

Iida: no! Not like- you know what, never mind.

Iida: so I have made this group so we could talk about school work and whatnot.

Kaminari: sureee school work.

Mina: what's up bitchesssss??

Iida: language!

Todoroki: Spanish

Midoriya: hey at least you tried Iida

Bakugo: does Deku have to be here??

Midoriya: Kachaan I'm part of this class y'know...

Bakugo: ugh don't remind me!

Kirishima: heyyy!! Ooo~ a group chat? You know what that means!

*Kirishima changed their name to Kool Aid Man*

Kool Aid Man: what do you guys think of my new name??

Kaminari: OH YEAH-

Bakugo: what the actual fuck?

Kool Aid Man: hey Bakugo you should change your name too!!

Bakugo: hell NAW-

Kool Aid Man: pleaseee?

Bakugo: no

Midoriya: awesome name Kirishima! I should probably change mine too-

Kool Aid Man: thanks! And you should!

*Midoriya changed their name to All mighty broccoli*

Bakugo: wait shitty deku changed his?? YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME??

*Bakugo changed their name to King explosion murder*

Kool Aid Man: woah dude you need to chill, he wasn't challenging you.

King explosion murder: IM TOTALLY CHILL

Todoroki: Even through text your yelling is giving me a headache

King explosion murder: OI ICYHOT I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU SO SHUT IT!

Todoroki: so is everyone changing their names? Guess I should too

All mighty broccoli: wait Todoroki is doing something with us? AWESOME!!

*Todoroki changed their name to IcyHotThot*

All mighty broccoli: Todoroki no-

IcyHotThot: Todoroki yes

Kool Aid Man: lmao awesome name dude

Momo: Why is my phone blowing up with notifications-

All mighty broccoli: Hey Momo!!

Momo: hello there which I assume is Midoriya

All mighty broccoli: yup that's me!

Momo: so you guys are changing names?

*Momo changed their name to God*

All mighty broccoli: I'm not even going to say anything about that.

IcyHotThot: you just did

All mighty broccoli: what?

IcyHotThot: you said you weren't going to say anything but you just did-

All mighty broccoli: .....

God: guys I'm bored

All mighty broccoli: same

Kool Aid Man: ^^

IcyHotThot: ^^

M*neta: heyyy ;))

God: BEGONE THOT

*God kicked M*neta out of the chat*

God: there no more nasty grape boy

King explosion murder: this is why I tolerate her

All mighty broccoli: ALL HAIL QUEEN MOMO

IcyHotThot: I don't even know why he was added in the first place, Iida?

Iida: well he was part of the class and all, even though I don't think he should be here

King explosion murder: he is a disgrace to all of UA

IcyHotThot: for the first time in my life I agree with Bakugo.

King explosion murder: WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN??

IcyHotThot: it means what I just said

King explosion murder: FUCK OFF

IcyHotThot: no

King explosion murder: FUCK YOU

IcyHotThot: fuck me-

King explosion murder: .....

All mighty broccoli: TODOROKI WHAT??

Kool Aid Man: damn Todoroki-

Iida: please refrain from that language Todoroki!

Kaminari: ok I just went for like 5 minutes and then comeback to this, what the heck??

IcyHotThot: Bakugo was getting annoying so I made him shut up.

Kaminari: sure, good for you dude! Anyways...

*Kaminari changed their name to Pikachu*

Pikachu: PIKA PIKA PIKACHUUUU!!

King explosion murder: oi what the fuck dunce face??

Pikachu: none of your business Bakubitch

King explosion murder: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME??

Kool Aid Man: We will all miss you denki

Pikachu: SHIT-

King explosion murder: WHERE ARE YOU DUNCE FACE??

Sero: guys why is Kaminari banging on my door??

King explosion murder: THANKS FOR THE HELP SOY SUACE

Pikachu: Sero how could you??

Sero: I DIDN'T MEAN TOO-

Pikachu: JUST LET ME IN PLEASE

Sero: ALRIGHT JUST WAIT A SECOND

Pikachu: I CANT WAIT THAT LONGNDHSGDCBDJSB

Kool Aid Man: well Kaminari's dead-

All mighty broccoli: shouldn't we help him??

Sero: nah he a dead man for sure

All mighty broccoli: why didn't open the door for him??

Sero: I tried but Bakugo is like hella fast when he's angry

All mighty broccoli: I know-

Iida: WELL THEN SHOULDNT YOU PEOPLE BE GOING TO SLEEP??

All mighty broccoli: but Iida it's sooo earlyyy

Iida: Midoriya are you forgetting what kind of training we have to do tomorrow? We better get as much sleep as we can!

All mighty broccoli: Right! I'll try to sleep then! G'night!

Iida: good night!

Kool Aid Man: night!

Sero: night!

God: good night Midoriya!

*Everyone went offline*





Hey hey hey !!
So this chapter has been done a while back and I'm too lazy to edit it hehe ,,
But since I noticed a lot of people were interested in this so I'm gonna start to republish it.
Thank you for reading <3 ,
Mark

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