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Jendeukie
So I made this secret group without Lisa and Jisoo because someone needs to do something. That someone's us.
So Jisoo is a dumbass cuz she can't figure out that she loves Lisa.
Lisa is basically depressed and gaining weight as quick as she's losing. The yo-yoing is bad.
Rosie
Please let's do something for real!
I'm tired of having to go out in the middle of the night to buy her something or listen to her complain about her yo-yoing, about Jisoo, about this and that. I feel like I'm dealing with a pregnant woman.
I love Lisa with my heart and sould but damn
Bam
Yeah, it's pretty bad. Although she won our deal she called it off.
Seulgi
Shiiiiit
That's bad
Minzy
Yeah, like, Lisa never ever calls off a deal or something. Jesus we gotta rescue her.
J-Hope☀️
That is so not okay.
Jendeukie
And that's why we're here... Any idea?
Sana
How about something classic like lock them in a room together for 48h or until they talk, food and beverages included.They must talk it out sooner or later.
Rosie
But Lisa is so so hardheaded if she wants. She could keep silent forever.
How about Jisoo unnie babe?
Jendeukie
Well, she's kinda the same, so this won't work.
Bam
I think I know what to do...
It's very simple. Sana's idea is good, let's just twist it a little.
We must force them to talk it out and I think if they end up casually finding they'll hang out together with a third person who will surely notice their weird behavior and that someone will "cluessly" ask what's up and not letting it go until they know... And I know someone who can keep up with them. And I know two people that will be perfect:
#1 Jessi
She's hardheaded and bossy, if they try to go away she'll be able to stop them and also keep everything under control. We all know she's quite the hot head...
#2 Somi
She's an adorable, innocent and pure looking girl. Able to sweet-talk and get what she wants. She's also a very curious bean. Especially when it comes to Lisa or Jisoo. And in case Jessi loses it she'll calm her down.
Jendeukie
This seems like some kind of heroes squad introduction... Anyway, it seems perfect, whatcha think girls? You in?
#JessiSexy
I totally am in. I waiting for their relationship to develop for too long for fucks's sake.
SomiSomi
I'm also in. I'm so happy Jessi unnie will be my partner omg :3
Rosie
Then it's decided. Girls, plan everything out.