random statehumans quotes

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the title ep Plus

fear da chancla
dont touch mah hat!
kinda rusame
ok
press f to pay respect
oop-
midnight snac
fffaf
and now s.e.(spanish empire) is killed by 3 of his
E
unpopular ship
texas and confederate
kyle(Florida) and marie isabelle(texas)
ok tF

why texas aint allowed to cook

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Par cuntryhuman


ame: texas! can you make dinner tonight?

texas: aight

4hours later

texas brings out a shit ton on brisket, bacon, steak, chili, fajitas, and a lot of deep-fried shit 

ame: h-how

Cali: mmmmmmmmmmmmmm 

Calk: IM A VEGAN tEXAS.

texas: eat what I make or starve bitch

Calk walks off

Florida looked excited as he set down a natty light.

ame had pointed at something: texas what is that?

texas: deep-fried human meat on a stick

ame: I'm not letting you make dinner again

texas: ok. more for me then

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