Taufan:
I, Taufan the straightest memster of Gen Z, CEO of clownery, Founder of Trio Trouble Maker, after a long thoughtful and vigilant discussion between the committee of memester, with full confidence, we have conclude that this boi's unnaccaptable actions towards Ice's cookie jar does not represent us memester as he is nothing but a weeabo-chicken-posting-shit-talking-lasagne looking ass. We the council of memelords would like sincerely apologize and shall continue to always respect our brother's snack privacy.
signed by,
Taufan the memester.
Ice: Thank you for the clarification Mr Taufan. So will you give me back my cookies stash or not
Taufan: It's 'Lord Taufan the third' but I'm okay with that too and ask Gempa.
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kudos to my friend's friend convo.