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Starbucks Parking Lot (PT 1)

Kanyes POV:
Hgghh....I wake up next to my wife, Kim Kardashian. Im sick of waking up next to her.  Something feels wrong but I dont know whats wrong about it. It feels like something is missing... Kim then wakes up. "What are you doing up this early, Kanye?" she says. "Just thinking about things..." I respond back, "Watcha thinkin about?" she says, as she wraps her arms around my shoulders from behind. "Nothin...." I reply. She doesnt ask any further questions. We then get out of bed.
Shanes POV:
Im driving over to starbucks by myself. I get my usual. Then I get a call from my husband. "Helloooooo Ryland~!!" I sing as I pick up the phone. "Hey, Shane." he responds dryly. "Whats up?" I ask him. "Listen Shane..." he pauses, "I think we should get a divorce..." I gasp. "W-W-Why??" I ask, trying to hold back tears in the starbucks parking lot. "Shane. You know why." he answers, sounding annoyed. "No! No I dont Ryland! Tell me! Why!! Why, why, why!!!" I yell at him through the phone while crying.
Kanyes POV:
Me and Kim decided to drive to starbucks to get some coffee. After we get our drinks, I hear yelling and crying from inside a car. I recognize them. I tell Kim to drop me off cause Im gonna go shopping for a watch or something like that. She lets me out and drives off. I walk over to the car. Its... Its Shane Dawson!!! What is he doing crying in his car??? I knock on the window. He jumps at the noise then opens the window. "W-What do you want??" he manages to say through the tears. "I just wanted to know what you were doing crying in your car." I say. "Its nothing..." he says as he opens the door to get out of his car. "Its not nothing, Shane..." I respond. "Its seriously nothing Kanye!" he yells at me. "Its not nothing Shane! Tell me whats wrong!!" I yell back as I grab his waist and pull him towards me. Our faces were now inches apart. I could feel his hot breathe in my face. He blushes heavily while trying to back away. My heart is pounding in my chest as I feel my face heat up. He stares me in my eyes helpless, as Im much stromger than him. He stares at me and after a while manages to whisper, "Ryland wants to get a divorce...."
PART 2 COMING SOON
(beginning authors note)
this is a joke ship between me and my bff sjejdjdjdk so if ur seeing this randomly im so sorry msjjdjdjxk
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