Ander: *laughs evilly*
Shore: What city have you destroyed now?
Ander: Sadly, none, although I am working on Perth.
Shore: What did the Australians ever do to you?
Ander: Nothing.
Ander: YET.
Shore: Okaaaaay, then why were you laughing?
Ander: I have found a site on the Inter-webular network-
Shore: That's not what that is-
Ander: That allows me to enter names, and then it plays out the Hunger Games. It is quite enjoyable.
Haze: GIVE ME THE NAME. NOW.
*players appear*
Joy: Ha, I love freaking people out with suspense and surprises and cliffhangers.
Rainkeeper: So are you going to tell them what it is now?
Joy: Nah, they'll have to wait til the author's note at the end of the chapter.
Nightflyer: Bold of you to assume they won't just scroll down and read it.
Joy:......Curse you and your loopholes, Nightflyer.
Nightflyer: I'd make a good lawyer.
Air: You are a good lawyer. That's why none of the players can get out of their contract.
Nightflyer: I know. *very proud* I know.
Ember: So if you're the hosts lawyer and Starflight is the player's lawyer, then who's our lawyer?
Ember:.......Is it me?
Haze: No, stupid, it's obviously Permafrost.
Ember:.....Seriously?
Permafrost: OBJECTION! *slaps table dramatically*
Ember: I don't see it.
Permafrost: I have the entire Legally Blonde musical memorized. Therefore, that makes me a lawyer.
Ember: That's not even close to what makes you-
Nightflyer: No no, she's got a point.
Permafrost: THERE. RIGHT THERE.
Shore: nO-
Ander: *talks like the google translate voice* Look at that condescending smirk,
Haze: SEEN IT ON EVERY GUY AT WORK-
Ember: *keeps right on the beat of the song* this IS NOT THE SONG WE'RE SINGING FOR TODAY-
Rainkeeper: Totally gay.
Joy: Look what we're seein,
Kelp: What are we seeing?
Joy: IS HE GAAAAAAYYYY
Kelp: OF COURSE HE'S GAY!
Joy: OR EUROPEAN?
All:........OOOOOHHHHHHH...
Shore: Oh hey-
Ander: Hey is for horses, cows say moo moo, faces like yours belong in the zoo.
Shore:.......Words hurt, you know.
Ander: Impossible. How can my transferred sound waves cause physical damage upon you?
Shore: *facetalons*
Ander: See now you're just causing physical pain to yourself. That's masochism. That's unhealthy unless it's consensual BDSM.
Joy: WOOOOOOAH, BACK IT UP THERE.
Kelp: Did Rin teach you that? I bet Rin taught you that. RIN, YOU'RE GROUNDED.
Rin: *appears* BUT I DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING-
Kelp: THAT'S IT, YOU'RE IN TIME OUT. GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE.
Rin: This house is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE-
Ember: So, um. Joy.
Joy: That's my name, don't wear it out.
Kelp: Okay, then we'll start calling you Happy.
Joy: NO-
Rainkeeper: Can't wear out Joy after all, might as well mix it up a bit.
Joy: I stabbed you once, don't think I won't do it again.
Ander: *sighs* It's just like Thanksgiving.
Air: Pretty sure it's not Thanksgiving until somebody gets stabbed.
Permafrost: So true.
Haze: I'm usually the one who does the stabbing.
Nightflyer: WHAT KINDS OF HOMES ARE YOU PEOPLE LIVING IN!?!?!?!
Kelp: The unstable ones of all fictional characters.
Shore: We're fictional?
Ember: *drops to the ground, has a Dan & Phil worthy existential crisis*
Permafrost: ANYWAYS, JOY WE NEED YOU TO SING SEXY NAUGHTY BITCH ME IN FRONT OF YOUR FAMILY.
Joy: Ah, so my theme song?
Kelp: I agree with that, but you're not a bitch.
Joy: Many other dragons would disagree with you on that. I've decided to embrace my title.
Ander: *snaps talons*
*Glory, Deathbringer, Rosella, Teal, Mako, Pear, Orange, Ray, Parrot, Apple, Prism, Aria, Pax, and Wren show up*
Joy: Wow, you really went for everybody.
Ander: Full family was required to attend.
Orange: Wait, I'm family?
Joy: No shit Sherlock-
Shore: OF COURSE YOU ARE.
Joy: *flips through song lyrics*
Joy: If you care at all, I suggest you cover Mako's ears.
All: *covers Mako's ears*
Mako: I CAN'T HEAR-
Kelp: Good.
Mako: WHAT?
Ember: *hits play on the boombox*
*music starts*
Joy: I pick all my skirts to be a little too sexy
Just like all of my thoughts they always get a bit naughty
When I'm out with my girls I always play a bit bitchy
Can't change the way I am sexy naughty bitchy meI'm the kind of girl that girls don't like-
Seashell: True.
Joy: I'm the kind that boys fantasize-
Kelp: Hell teah.
Joy: I'm the kind that your momma and your daddy were afraid you'd turn out to be like
I may seem unapproachable but that's only to the boys who don't have the
Right approach or ride that makes a girl like me want to hop in and rollPeople think it's intimidating when a girl is cool with her sexuality
I'm a 180 to the stereotype girls like staying home and being innocentI pick all my skirts to be a little too sexy
Just like all of my thoughts they always get a bit naughty
When I'm out with my girls I always play a bit bitchy
Can't change the way I am sexy naughty bitchy meMy mouth never takes a holiday-
Rainkeeper: Nope *covers Prism, Apple, Rosella, Wren, and all the other younglings ears*
Joy: I always shock with the things I say
I was always the kid in school who turned up to each class bout an hour late and
When it comes to the guys I'd lay, I'd always pick the ones who won't figure out that
I was clearly rebel to the idea of monogamyPeople think it's intimidating when a girl is cool with her sexuality
I'm 180 to the stereotype girls like staying home and being innocentI pick all my skirts to be a little too sexy
Just like all of my thoughts they always get a bit naughty
When I'm out with my girls I always play a bit bitchy
Can't change the way I am sexy naughty bitchy meSexy sexy sexy...naughty naughty naughty...bitchy bitchy bitchy...me
People think it's intimidating when a girl is cool with her sexuality
I'm 180 to the stereotype girl like staying home and being innocentI like all of my shorts to be a little too shorty
Unlike all of my guys I like them tall with money
I love all of my nights to end a little bit nasty
Can't change the way I am sexy naughty bitchy meI pick my skirts to be sexy
Just like my thoughts a bit naughty
When I'm out with my girls...bitchy
Can't change I am
Sexy naughty bitchy me
I like all of my shorts to be a little too shorty
Unlike all of my guys I like them tall with money
I love all of my nights to end a little bit nasty
Can't change the way I am sexy naughty bitchy meI pick my skirts to be sexy
Just like my thoughts a bit naughty
When I'm out with my girls...bitchy
Can't change I am
Sexy naughty bitchy me
Joy: I like it.
Kelp: Can I keep the tape for this song?
Ember: *takes the tape out of the boombox and throws it at him*
Seashell: What do you need that for?
Kelp:......Research.
Kelp: Scientific research, Seashell. I'm a very intelligent dragon who does very important things with his time, I have to conduct my studies.
Glory: Is this a Britney Spears song?
Permafrost: NO!
Glory: Oh okay. Sounded like something she'd do.
Permafrost:......Okay, you got me there, but still no.
Rosella: Can I go listen to Marina and the Diamonds now?
Haze: Yes you may.
Ember: Okay, we did the dare.....now what?
Rainkeeper: Well, you're the hosts. You decide.
Hosts:........
Shore: PIANO!
*piano falls from the sky*
Shore: I love that power.
Permafrost: RAAAAANDOM DANCING!
Air: There you go.
All: *starts random dancing*
Joy: BIG SURPRISE BELOW SO LIKE ACTUALLY READ THE AUTHORS NOTE!
A/N:
I am making a published copy of Just a Little Glorybringer for Ya!!! TA DA!!!
As in a real physical copy that you can hold in your hand. It won't be in bookstores or anything since it's a fanfiction, of course, but I am going to be selling copies to anyone who is interested, as this is something I've seen popular fanfictions do before! For more details about the published version, check out my profile or the latest chapter of my Random Wings of Fire Stuff book (will also put a link there in the comments)
I am also holding an art contest for the back cover (or possibly front cover) image for the published version! If you are interested in participating in this contest, check out the chapter of my Random Wof Stuff book for instructions on what you need to do to enter!
Check it out! I'm super excited to put this together, and I hope y'all are too!! Who knows, if it goes well, maybe I'll make a published version of T or D, or some sort of merch, if people are interested :)
Have an awesome day and stay safe out in the wild!