Water: WB!
Harpy: LOL!
Frosty: BOGO!
Fern: WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF * BRAKES * WWWwwwWwwWWwWwwTttTtTttTttTtTtmmmMmmmMmMmmMmMmmFFFfFffFffFffFFfF * dies *
Frosty: uhhh, guys?
Water: aw shit, this is bad
Harpy: * snaps talons * there
Moon: I hate life
Qibli/winter: * fighting *
Umber: look at mine
Flame/Flame: * hits himself *
Turtle:...I'm not gonna ask
Umber: dont
Kinkajou: PINK FLOOFY UNDERPANTS EATING ON A FUCKING DEATHBOW!
Turtle:...again, not gonna ask
Kinkajou: FLOOFY CAKE, IMMA EAT YOU! * starts to stare down turtle *
Turtle: NOPE * runs and hits a wall *
Water: * has a confused look on his face * ok then...turtle, gonna go do some fluffy times with kinkajou? No? Ok!
Into the closets you go! * shoves them in *
Fern: you know, there's a gay ship I want to see sail this minute...
Harpy: don't you hate gay ships?
Fern:...most * snaps talons *
Harpy: uhh, where is water and frosty?
Fern: in a room...with a bed...and they are strapped together...on the bed...and the lights are dim...
Harpy: FERN! WHAT THE FUCK!?
Fern: I donno, I set up cameras in there! Wanna go see?
Harpy: NO I DON- wait, yeah, sure! * walks off with fern *
J.W: * comes out of there closets *
Qibli: where'd they go...?
Moon: I heard something about...* eyes go wide * OH, HOLY SHIT!
Winter: WHAT!?
Moon: lets get out while we can!
J.W: * runs all over Pyhhria *
Fern/harpy: * face talons *
Fern: do they think we can't find them?
Harpy: mhmm
Frosty/water: * walk in * shush
Fern:...soooo how was it?
Frosty: FUCK YOU! * slaps fern * IT WAS GOOD, GODDAMNIT!
Water: I'm gonna need a rest...* sleeps *
Me: ah, yes, frosty liked it, and so does water, very much
Frosty: FUCK YOU!
Me: language, I can erase you from existence!
Frosty: try to!
Me: * shows him a copy of this book with him not in it *
Frosty:...* mumbles curses at me *
Me: oi, SEND DEM DARES, we aren't gonna hold back on them! * poofs *