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NearAndFar: Mello, can you please leave?
Chocoholic: No.
NearAndFar: Please?
Chocoholic: No.
NearAndFar: I'm going to be straight forward with you.
Chocoholic: Are you now?
NearAndFar: I hate your haircut and the constant snapping sound of your chocolate bar drives me mentally insane.
Chocoholic: First, it's MY hair. Second, if you don't like my chocolate bar sounds, I suggest you stay away from me.
NearAndFar: Wammy's House is my home too, Mello. Where do you expect me to go?
Chocoholic: I dunno. Get adopted already.
NearAndFar: Hah, in your dreams, Chocolate Boy.
Chocoholic: Wait a minute...L? Are you here?
CakeAndCandy: It appears so.
Chocoholic: Have you been sitting back and reading our argument?
CakeAndCandy: It's apparent.
NearAndFar: You sicken me.
CakeAndCandy: Are you talking about me? :(
NearAndFar: No! Mello!
Chocoholic: Well YOU sicken me, too! You're too lazy to change out of those ratty pajamas and you're such a little kid!
NearAndFar: Those "ratty pajamas" increase my comprehension skills by roughly 20%, and of course I still have the mentality of a child. I'm merely 12 years old.
CakeAndCandy: Would you two please quit this idiotic banter?
Chocoholic: GOD! You're so much alike L, it's disgusting! Stop it!
NearAndFar: I believe that's why I'm...
NearAndFar: NUMBER ONE.
Chocoholic: Don't you dare.
NearAndFar: I'M NUMBER ONE! I'M NUMBER ONE AND YOU'RE NOT, YOU CHOCOLATE FREAK.
Chocoholic: I'M NOT THE FREAK HERE. I DON'T SIT AROUND AND MAKE HOUSES OF CARDS ALL DAY LONG. I DON'T PLAY WITH DOLLS IN MY SPARE TIME!
NearAndFar: THEY'RE NOT DOLLS. THEY'RE ACTION FIGURES.
Chocoholic: WHATEVER. THEY'RE THE SAME THING. YOU DON'T EVEN DO ANYTHING THAT'S USEFUL FOR ANY CASE! YOU PLAY ALL THE TIME AND ADD YOUR TWO SENSE TO EVERYTHING. HOW ARE YOU EVEN NUMBER ONE?!
NearAndFar: MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE I DON'T WEAR SEVERAL LAYERS OF PLEATHER AND SIT AROUND AND EAT BON-BONS!
Chocoholic: IT'S REAL LEATHER. WHO IN THIS WORLD WEARS PLEATHER??
NearAndFar: YOU do!
CakeAndCandy: By my calculations, it appears that Mello is jealous of your success, Near.
Chocoholic: HEY! Don't you dare side with that moron!
CakeAndCandy: I'm not siding with anyone. You're jealous of Near. It's a natural human reponse to things we wish to be or become. And that's okay.
NearAndFar: Yeah L, you're SO right. Admit it, Mello! You're jealous of a kid who wears "ratty pajamas"!
Chocoholic: I AM NOT.
NearAndFar: ARE TOO!
Chocoholic: NOT.
NearAndFar: ARE TOO!
Chocoholic: I AM NOT!!!!!!!!
NearAndFar: Okay.
Chocoholic: What?
NearAndFar: Fine. You're not jealous. I believe you.
Chocoholic: Really?
NearAndFar: No. You're jealous. End of discussion.
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Chocoholic: I hate that kid.
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CakeAndCandy: He's clearly very jealous.
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