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GamerNerd: Dude, I'm so over this
Chocoholic: What now, Matt?
GamerNerd: Call of Duty is giving me such a hard time
Chocoholic: There's bigger problems in the world, you know
GamerNerd: Not in the world I live in
Chocoholic: Ugh, anyway...
GamerNerd: So I was driving my car, right?
Chocoholic: In the real world, or in your video game?
GamerNerd: In the real world. Anyway, I was driving and it was so lonely.
Chocoholic: Lonely, huh?
GamerNerd: Without you in my car with me ;)
Chocoholic: Oh stop, Matt. You're terrible at flirting. Besides, you already told me you don't have a crush on me...
GamerNerd: I'm totally kidding.
Chocoholic: *cough* Mkay
GamerNerd: So...yeah.
Chocoholic: God damn it! I hate these people!
GamerNerd: Who are you referring to?
Chocoholic: THE MAFIA!!!!!
GamerNerd: Calm down. Jesus!
Chocoholic: They bother me about everything! Sayu won't stop crying and I'm getting so frustrated!
GamerNerd: Oh, that's right! You captured her. How's that working out for you?
Chocoholic: She's been crying all day and all night. How can one produce so many tears? Like wtf.
GamerNerd: You've never had compassion for other human beings, Mello.
Chocoholic: I don't care about compassion for others. I want Sayu to STOP FUCKING CRYING. Brb.
GamerNerd: Uh, well, I don't know what to tell you, bro.
Chocoholic: Damn it. Out of duct tape.
GamerNerd: You can kill her
Chocoholic: I CAN'T. I'M USING HER TO BRIBE THE TASK FORCE.
Chocoholic: I SWEAR MATT, YOU'RE SO BLONDE SOMETIMES.
GamerNerd: You need to calm the fuck down. Are you out of chocolate or something?
Chocoholic: I AM NOT.
GamerNerd: Well, you need to eat a Snickers because you're cranky.
Chocoholic: I DON'T LIKE SNICKERS, YOU MORON!
GamerNerd: I should've never left Wammy's.
Chocoholic: WHY? BECAUSE YOU'RE ANNOYED WITH ME?
GamerNerd: I'M LEAVING. I'VE HAD IT WITH YOUR ATTITUDE, MELLO.
GamerNerd: I SHOULDN'T HAVE LEFT MY PLAYSTATION EITHER. GOOD DAY TO YOU.
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