Alex: Hello again my loyal monkeys!
Natsu: Gray's the only monkey here!
Gray: Wanna say that again, flame brain?
Natsu: Wanna fight, Elsa?
Alex: heh, heh, heh, you don't know what's coming next
Gray and Natsu: *scared*
Alex: *clears throat* So today we have CanaJane. I have summoned Cana *shows picture*
Mirajane: *blushes* I thought we made a deal that we would only do ships with other people.
Alex: This is other people. Last time I checked you and Cana weren't named Alex
Cana: So, Mirajane, whaddya think of it? Huh?
Mirajane: *blushes* I choose not to answer.
Everyone else: We ship it!
Alex: Huh? Where'd Mirajane go?
Lucy: Cana's gone too.
Alex: I never released them, so where'd they go?
Gajeel (mumbles): *smirks* I'd check the bedroom. Gihee
Alex: Great idea, Gajeel!
Gajeel: How'd she hear me?!
Everyone else: *shrugs*
Alex: *comes back* heh, heh, heh...
Wendy: She's in a daze! We have to save her! Anyone know her weakness?
Lucy: I heard Mirajane does, but she's...
Natsu: I know! First Master!
Everyone else: *shocked*
Natsu: Why are you shocked?
Gray: You thought of a good and smart idea.
Natsu: Hey!
Erza: How do we get her in here though?
Wendy: Alex gave me permission to summon people after I started dating Chelia.
Mavis: *suddenly appears* hello
Lucy: Alex is in a daze, but we need her to close the show. Do you know her weakness?
Mavis: Yeah, it's me.
Juvia: Juvia is confused
Mavis: Don't worry, I know what to do. *walks over and kisses Alex on the cheek*
Alex: *gets out of daze* I just got kissed by Mavis! It's a dream come true!
Mavis: We kinda need you to close the show.
Alex: Oh, right. So last I checked everyone ships it. Say bye monkeys!! Except Mavis, your not a monkey
Everyone: Bye