shrek comes home from his swamp.
'WHERE ARE YOU FIONA YOU FAT HOE'
turns out fiona zoomed away in her carriage with a sugar daddy she met in swamp(premium).
He walks into his room finding you smelling his bread.
'WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY BREAD' he screams.
He walks over to you taking away the bread.
he comes closer to you and whispers in your ear -
'you're a stanky peice of shat get out me swamp'
You run out the house BUT BEFORE HE CATCHES YOUR ASS YOU STEAL HIS ONIONS.
you ran away with fiona and her sugar daddy and never saw shrek again because it turns out shrek was a nonce but that never stopped you from loving him.
your pov from when you were in his house❤️❤️.