im getting less and less original i am so sorry
the traditional "what predictive text does to their names" chapter:
hyakuya yuuichiro : hyaluronic you
(what even is hyaluronic)
hyakuya mikaela : hyaluronic mind
ferid bathory : fertilizer battery
krul tepes : Kristen tears
ichinose guren : icon good
hiiragi shinoa : himself should
kimizuki shiho : kimetsu shinoa
(ok kimizuki what the fuck)
saotome yoichi : said your
sanguu mitsuba : sailor million
(sailor moon but money)
mito jujo : mitochondrial just
shigure yukimi : shitposting yusuke
hanayori sayori : hands saying
goshi norito: going normal
narumi makoto : Naruto makeup
(wrong anime)
iwasaki shuusaku : implemented shutter
inoue rika : inorganic ripper
endou yayoi : endothelial yandere
kagiyama taro : katachi that
aihara aiko : Airport aircraft
(well she did have a big forehead)
hiiragi kureto : hilltop Kundalini
sanguu aoi : sadist aortic
(KURETO MASOCHIST CONFIRMED)
crowley eusford : crowlet European
horn skuld : horny skin
chess belle : check before
hiiragi mahiru : hilltop man
hiiragi shinya : hilltop shining
urd geales : underground gearbox
lest karr : left Kardashian
ky luc : Kyoto luxurious
lucal whesker : lucky whether
mel stefano : mostly steam
rene simm : renewable simmer
lacus welt : lacking welcome
saitou : sadist
asuramaru : ass
kiseki-o : kisses
(...)
gekkouin : gesture
shikama douji : shipping don't
raimeki : railway
byakkomaru : bypass
tenjiryu : tension