๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ณ๐˜ ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฑ; ๐—ฎ ๐—ธ...

By honeydewed

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๐— ๐—จ๐—œ๐—ก๐—™๐—œ๐—ก๐—œ๐—ง๐—ฌ: i hate it here. sincerely, muichirou. || in this high school au, you're mysteriously th... More

๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐˜‚๐—ฐ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป
๐—ผ๐—ก๐—ฒ ๐˜€๐—˜๐˜…
๐—ณ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฑ๐—ฎ๐˜†
๐˜€๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—ป๐˜€ ๐Ÿ˜”
๐˜€๐—ฒ๐—น๐—ณ๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐˜€!
๐—บ๐—ถ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—น๐—ผ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐˜€๐—ฏ๐—ผ๐—ฏ๐—ฎ
๐—น๐—ฎ๐—ฑ๐˜† ๐—ณ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ฑ๐˜€
๐—บ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ด๐—ผ๐—ฒ๐˜€
๐˜๐—ถ๐—ธ๐˜๐—ผ๐—ธ
๐˜๐—ต๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐˜„ ๐—ถ๐˜ ๐—ฏ๐—ฎ๐—ฐ๐—ธ
๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ต ๐˜„๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฑ
๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฏ๐—ผ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฑ
๐˜€๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐˜€
๐˜€๐—ถ๐—บ๐—ฝ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด
๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ด๐—ถ๐—ฟ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐˜€

๐—ต๐—ผ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ด๐—ฒ??

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By honeydewed

7:05 AM
INOSUKE-SAMA
AGAGAGAGHSHAAHHAHAHWHWHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kamaboko
well, good morning to you, too!

me
hello?

kamaboko
good morning, (f/n)! :D

INOSUKE-SAMA
HELLO, MINION NUMBER 63!!!!!

me
wasn't i number 67?

INOSUKE-SAMA
WELL, YOU GOT GUTS, SO YOU'VE BEEN PROMOTED!!!

me
oh! that's great! hopefully i can get to minion #1...
anyways, i'm glad to see that you're all here.
i kinda thought last night was all a dream..

kamaboko
haha! no, we're all still here!
where's zenitsu?

INOSUKE-SAMA
i think he's still asleep

kamaboko
gosh, that sleepyhead.
how did you all sleep?

me
alright, i guess. i stayed up a bit later after you all signed off..

INOSUKE-SAMA
I SLEPT GREATTTTT!!!!!!

kamaboko
hehe. that's inosuke for you, if he gets less than ten hours of sleep a day, everything's doomed.
do you have school today, (f/n)?

me
yeah. bryshing my teeth as wr soeak.

kamaboko
ahh, i see. i'll leave you to it then! have a great day, (f/n)! see you at school, ino. don't you dare forget your homework today.

INOSUKE-SAMA
...
we had homework?

3:06 PM
INOSUKE-SAMA
HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

pikapika
baka, what'd you get yourself into this time?

INOSUKE-SAMA
I GOT TWO AFTER SCHOOL DETENTIONS!!! JUST BECAUSE I DDINT DO ONE NIGHT'S WORTH OF HOMEWORK!!!

kamaboko
it was a week's worth of homework.
and you swore at a teacher.
😅

INOSUKE-SAMA
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UPPPPO

INOSUKE-SAMA has left the chat.

kamaboko
hey, watch your mouth!
... oh.

(f/n)
hey guys!

kamaboko
hi, (f/n)! are you out of school yet?

(f/n)
not quite, heheh.
less than half an hour left of class :(

kamaboko
put your phone away and focus!! we'll still be here when you're finished 😊

(f/n)
pfft, fine, dad.
oh, right. you should teach me how to change my nickname when i get back!

kamaboko
will do!

(f/n) has left the chat.

kamaboko
hey, zenitsu, are you free today?

pikapika
do i look like i have things i need to do?

kamaboko
you should come with me to rengoku-san's house to study today! i'm heading over at four.

pikapika
study..?

kamaboko
i'll take that as a yes! see you then :D

3:45 PM
me
hello?

silence.

me
uhhh i just got home and i have a mound of homework, so im gonna go tackle that
if you need something lmk!!

pikapika
(F/N)!!!!!!!!!

me
uhH ZENITSU!!!!!!!!!!?

pikapika
TANJIRO IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOSTAGE AND KIDNAP ME AT RENGOKU'S HOUSE. MY CONTACT INFORMATION IS ON YOUR PHONE. TELL MY STUFFED BEAR THAT I LOVE HIM AND ALSO TELL MY WIFE NEZUKO THAT I WILL DIE PROTECTING HER. THANK YOU AND I AM SORRY FOR EVERYTHING.

me
TANJIRO?? HOSTAGE???
@ kamaboko??

kamaboko
hey there, (f/n)! :)))

me
ZENITSU'S RIGHT!!
IT'S A PSYCHOPATH!!!!!!

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