9:05 PM
pikapika
who are yall
INOSUKE-SAMA
???
who is this
kamaboko
umm... there's only four of us here...
INOSUKE-SAMA
can you count?? there's me, you, and "pikapika". that's three.
me
um-
pikapika
who are you guys???
INOSUKE-SAMA
can't you tell by my name?
im the boar king of the mountains, inosuke! B)
kamaboko
inosuke, did you make this? it's tanjiro, by the way.
INOSUKE-SAMA
...
who's that?
pikapika
OH!! inosuke, tanjiro, it's only you!
then who's the fourth person?
don't tell me...
kamoboko
inosuke-
pikapika
NEZUKO CHANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!
kamaboko
that's not nezuko, she's sleeping right now.
me
who's nezuko chan?
who even are you guys??
INOSUKE-SAMA
do not speak so informally to the king of the mountains.
kamaboko
inosuke, you're the last person i want to hear that from.
INOSUKE-SAMA
SHUT UPPPPPPP!!!!
pikapika
who even made this chat? why are we here?
oh no.
kamaboko
what??
pikapika
what if the fourth person is a stalker or something?
INOSUKE-SAMA
OH YOU'RE DEAD, YOU STALKER.
me
stalker?? i swear on my life that i have
no idea who you guys are.
i also swear on my life that i'm not a stalker.
INOSUKE-SAMA
sounds like something a stalker would say.
me
I-
kamaboko
calm down, inosuke. what's your name, fourth person?
me
i'm (f/n) (l/n). should i... know you
guys or something?
pikapika
wait.... (f/n)?
me
... yeah?
do i know you? sorry, i didn't get your name.
pikapika
wait... you're THAT (f/n)??
me
bRUH WHO ARE YOU??
INOSUKE-SAMA
looks like we have two stalkers on our hands..
kamaboko
shush, inosuke.
zenitsu, you know them?
me
wait... zenitsu?
pikapika
YES!! do you remember me??
me
umm... i recognize that name from somewhere..
pikapika
HEY!!! TANJIRO, INOSUKE, DO YOU HEAR THAT??
my overwhelming presence has left a lasting impression
on a lovely girl!
INOSUKE-SAMA
oh, so it's a girl.
kamaboko
inosuke, (l/n)-san is not an "it"!
me
oHHHH I REMEMBER NOW!!
you were that one yellow haired creep who kept following me around in elementary school, right?
pikapika
...
pikapika has left the chat.
INOSUKE-SAMA
GAHAHAHAHA!!!
kamaboko
ZENITSU!!!!
me
LMAOOO WAIT WHAT HAPPENED??
INOSUKE-SAMA
so that runt was a weirdo even in his younger days, huh?
me
i guess you could call it that.
we were kinda friends back then, too.
that still doesn't explain why im in this group chat, tho..
kamaboko has added pikapika to the chat.
kamaboko
welcome back, zenitsu!
pikapika
...
get me out of here..
INOSUKE-SAMA
zenitsu, why didn't you tell us about this girl? you said you left a "lasting impression" on her, didn't ya?
kamaboko
looks like he did... just not the right one..
me
don't worry about it!!
nice to talk to you again, zenitsu :)
pikapika
s-she smILED AT ME!!!!
A GIRL SMILED AT ME!!!!
INOSUKE-SAMA
a virtual smile, baka..
kamaboko
shhh.. let the man have his glories
INOSUKE-SAMA
fine, well did you make this chat, (f/n)?
me
for a "king of the mountains", you sure are dull.
INOSUKE-SAMA
WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN???
me
i literally just asked you guys who made this chat..
kamaboko
ooh, i found it!
i scrolled up, and it says...
pikapika made this chat?
me
...
you sly fox.
pikapika
HUH??!1??!!?2!
I NEVER MADE THIS CHAT!!!!
kamaboko
zenitsu, scroll up..
it says at the very top that you added all of us into this chat.
INOSUKE-SAMA
but he also asked who we were..
do you not have our numbers saved, zenitsu??
pikapika
i swear i didn't make this!!!
i was sleeping, and then next thing i knew, my phone was blowing up!!
kamaboko
oh, you were sleeping..
pikapika
LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!
me
whatever. it's nice to meet you all, though..
INOSUKE-SAMA
*nonchalant boar noises*
me
UM????
kamaboko
don't worry about it, he's a little.. off sometimes ^_^
anyways, since you two went to the same school, do you live near zenitsu?
me
um... i believe so? if he didn't move away, that is..
oh, right. i wanted to ask you guys something.
INOSUKE-SAMA
ASK AWAY, MINION NUMBER 67!!
me
i-
okay, uhh.. who really are you guys? besides zenitsu's friends of course..
kamaboko
oh! sorry, we probably should have introduced ourselves a little more. i'm tanjiro kamado, and these are my friends! very nice to meet you, (l/n)!
INOSUKE-SAMA
she still seems fishy..
me
nice to meet you, tanjiro!! please, call me (f/n).
INOSUKE-SAMA
I'M INOSUKE HASHIBIRA!! KING OF THE MOUNTAINS, BORN AND RAISED!! IM THE MASTER, AND YOU'RE ALL MY MINIONS!!
me
interesting...
.. and i already know zenitsu.
pikapika
STOP!!
me
hehe.
anyways, it was so nice to meet you all, you guys seem like really fun people :)
kamaboko
you're too sweet!
we should keep this group chat! i wanna get to know (f/n) better.
zenitsu, do you still live near her?
pikapika
.. no.
kamaboko
aw :( i hope this isn't too much information to share, but where is your home, (f/n)?
me
tokyo!
kamaboko
perfect! that's pretty close to here!
INOSUKE-SAMA
OOH, WE GET TO MEET ONE OF MY FRESH MINIONS FACE TO FACE!!!
me
is inosuke uh...
human?
kamaboko
haha! yeah! don't worry, it'll make sense when you see him in person.
pikapika
... we're gOING TO SEE (F/N)?????
me
oh god..
kamaboko
zenitsu! don't get any ideas!
besides, it probably won't be any time soon.
pikapika
oh, no, it's just...
what if she gives me a brutal beating or something?? or poisons my drink?? or slaps me in the face, or bsshdjwyhqnsoa
me
zenitsu!! don't worry about it, i'm over that stuff now. to be honest, it was pretty funny, always catching your pitiful self...
INOSUKE-SAMA
GAHAHA! (F/N)'S GOT GUTS! I RESPECT HER!
me
oh? why thank you, inosuke-sama :)
kamaboko
oh, looks like nezuko's waking up... i'll talk to you all later! have a good evening, it was nice meeting you, (f/n)!
kamaboko has left the chat.
me
nezuko?..
INOSUKE-SAMA
that's gonpachiro's little sister... AND ZENITSU'S MADLY IN LOVE WITH HER!!!
me
gonpachiro?? liTTLE SISTER???? ZENITSU????????
pikapika
GAH!! INOSUKE, SHUT YOUR MOUTH, OR (F/N)'S GONNA GIVE ME HELL!!!!!
INOSUKE-SAMA
*sleeping boar noises*
pikapika
...
INOSUKE-SAMA has left the chat.
me
well...
pikapika
.
please don't kill me.
I BEG YOU!!!!!!
me
we'll see ;)
anyways, goodnight zenitsu, it was nice meeting you again!
pikapika
nnice meeting me again??
me
uh, yeah :/
pikapika
GODONGIHT!!
me
uHM?? okay, night, sleep well!!
pikapika has left the chat.
me
sleep well you all, it was nice meeting you!
(f/n) has left the chat.