For dulcecita1200 hope you like it. It's not perfect but it's the best I could do.
Little
Operative
Very
Emotional
Credit in this episode goes to: Mr. Warburton, Mo Williams, Matt Peters, Abigail Nesbitt
(♪for singing♪)
We open on complete blackness with a spot light on Numbuh 3 in a pink dress for some reason.
Numbuh 3: (Numbuh 3 is somewhat dancing) ♪What is this feeling? That I hope will never pass. What is this feeling? That mom thinks it's just gas.♪ (We now see that singing effect where we see the same person twice) ♪It makes me queasy so uneasy and just a little funky like a giant huggy wuggy smiling rainbow monkey.♪ (now is spin walking) ♪I never cared so much before, more than I loved stuffed animals. Now my life is happy mis-galore, my heart flies like the um- seagulls.♪ (stops spinning) ♪What can it be?♪ (separate notes is when the spotlight moves and he runs to it) ♪This mystery.♪ ♪Happening to me.♪ ♪Can my friends see I'm happily in looove.♪ (spotlight now follows Numbuh 3) ♪I've said it.♪ (skips dance) ♪Isn't that so cute. I've said it.♪ (spin dance) ♪And really really sweet. I've said it. Like yummy fresh fruit. I've said it. Tonight we've finally meet.♪ (runs up towards us) ♪I'm so in love my heart is full, I'm so in love it's ADORABLE. I'm so in looove.♪
It's no longer in blackness because lights come on and it shows we are in a KaNDy store and kids seen to be all around Numbuh 3.
Boy 1: Hey toots what time is it?
Numbuh 3: Time to follow my heart. (Boy 1 makes a disgusted look)
Boy 1: No seriously what time is it. I got to be home for dinner at six.
Numbuh 3 starts to skipping and spinning away saying ♪La♪ over and over again and stops when we see Numbuh 5 2 and 1 standing in front of a door.
They each have on denim jeans, 1 and 5 have denim jackets while 2 has a denim vest, and in addition Numbuh 1 has a tooth-pick and glasses with a red and green lens.
Numbuh 1: (takes out tooth-pick) Be smart toots. (Puts tooth-pick back in)
Numbuh 5: Yeah kid. It's a dangerous world out there.
Numbuh 3: More dangerous than love?.
Numbuh 2: (does the fist to palm thing) Well duh we're in the middle of a gang war don't you know.
They walk up to Numbuh 3 and start dancing around him. [Sorry not describing this dance as much to much complex move just know they are dancing]
Numbuh 5: ♪ Where you got to go ta?♪
Numbuh 2: ♪Out there's nothing but troubles.♪
Numbuh 1: ♪Stay and have a soda. Watch the pretty bubbles.♪
Numbuh 5: ♪Why all the fuss?♪
Numbuh 1: ♪You're acting dumb.♪
Numbuh 5: ♪Just hang with us.♪
Numbuh 2: ♪You want a plum?♪ (pulls out plum)
Numbuh 1,2,5: ♪Don't join those other guys. Cause they don't know squat. So come on girl get wise.♪
Numbuh 2: (pulls out kumquat) ♪How bout a kumquat?♪
Numbuh 3: ♪Perhaps I take a cherry but first answer this quarry. Why must we fight every day every night? It isn't right.♪
Numbuh 1: (snapping fingers clears throat) ♪We're us and they're them and we'll never be pals."
Numbuh 1,2,5 and other kids: ♪We're us and they're them were those guys and those gals. We're us and they're them we wear jeans they wear leather. We're us and they're them so why hang together. We're us and they're them they're wrong and we're right.♪ (Start run dancing towards Numbuh 3) ♪We're us and they're them and that's why we must fight.♪
Numbuh 3: (dance to exit) ♪But not tonight it's tearing me apart I gotta listen to my heart, and right now I'm gonna start. Goood bye I now♪ (pulls out green apple) ♪Depart.♪ (take bites) Oh that's tart. (Leaves and is now in what looks like some shady neighborhood and it gets dark for a moment as he looks around and continues moving and we see 5 sets of blue eyes) (stops at lamp post and gasp) No one's here. Oh have I made a terrible mistake?!
5 voices: Don't worry. (Numbuh 3 does like an excited gasp) You'll never be alone.
Numbuh 3 turns around and the DCFDTL come into the light wearing a big leather jacket that covers all of them and dressed up as a typical leather wearing bad boy from the 80s while girls have the poodle skirt girl look.
DCFDTL: Now that we're together.
They are all giggling with Numbuh 3 as he runs up to them and they embrace him in a hug.
Numbuh 3: Oh thank goodness it's you. Now I know I'm safe just like I always do when I look in your uh… (whispers) 1 2 3… (stops whisper) Ten eyes…?
DCFDTL: Enough talk kiss me.
They are about to kiss when all of a sudden Numbuh 4 comes through a paper brick wall and kicks the DCFDTL away from Numbuh 3 lifts them all up as they have a shock face on and throws them away.
Numbuh 4: (with worry face) Are you crazy Kari!?! (Walks up to him as he has an annoyed face) You can't kiss those delightful doofuses. They're the enemy!
Numbuh 3: (face palms) Numbuh 4… (1,2,5 walk up behind her)
Numbuh 4: How in the world could you possibly think about likeing them. (More kids come) Besides...
Numbuh 3: (whisper yells) Willow...
Numbuh 4: Please don't interrupt Kari this isn't easy for me to say. (Takes in breath and sees something) What are my parents doing here?
We see they have their faces covered with a play script as they wave at her.
Numbuh 1: They're here to see the school play.
Numbuh 4: Uh… did you just say school play?
Numbuh 3: Yes Willow. The school play! The play you ruined right now! It was almost over with the big finally! (Walks up to her)
DCFDTL: Oh I wouldn't worry about the big finally because we've come up with one of our own. Behold. (Play wall falls and turns into robot) And our finally is bigger, better, and much more permanent.
Numbuh 5: I've never saw that thing in the prop department!
DCFDTL: Well duh. We've bribed the director to get it in. Just like how we've bribed him to cast us in the lead.
Numbuh 2: Well that makes sense. Cause I have a totally better singing voice…
DCFDTL: Shut up! (Grunt) To think of the weeks and weeks we've spent pretending to like Kari just to prepare our plan.
Numbuh 3: I didn't like it either. I mean it's bad enough I was cast as the female lead but then you decide who would be kissing me and it's not one of the two girls you have it's the boy in the front middle!
DCFDTL: That's because it would have messed up our arrangement, it was never gonna happen anyways so forget about. At least it was all worth it because now we will show your parents how inferior you all are! Now they'll see how we deserve to be loved and admired more than you brats! Not to mention with all of you gone the plays best actor award will be a shoe in for us! (Evil laughter as a laser beam starts up)
Numbuh 3: Wait!! Can't we sing the final number first my little sister will be upset if it doesn't happen she has been waiting for weeks for this performance and she will be a pain in my side if we don't.
DCFDTL: Uh no!
Kids run away except Numbuh 3.
Numbuh 4: Look out! (Saves Numbuh 3 from being blasted)
Numbuh 1: Numbuh 5 get those kids out of here.
Numbuh 5: 5 6 7 8. (He starts a dance with kids as they avoid being blasted)
Random dad: Oh that's my girl up there avoiding deadly laser blast. (Women takes picture)
Numbuh 1: Numbuh 2 I need you on lights!
Numbuh 2: On it. (Back flips and reveals rocket pack) When you're a jet you're a jet.(flys to light fixture where a kid is at) your AP skills are no longer required (shoves kid) module activate. (Pulls out module)
Kids next door S.P.O.T.F.I.T.E.S
Super
Power
Osolating
Tasers
Flaming?
Ignite
Terrifically
Entertaining
Senario
We see a wire connect to the lights and start shooting laserbeams.
The audience is memorized
Women: The production values are much better than last year.
Numbuh 1: Give it all ya got Numbuh 2!
Numbuh 2: Break a leg Delightful dunces.
We see a ray hitting the DCFDTL
DCFDTL: Shields up.
A shield makes a killer light show and the audience is ohing
Numbuh 3 starts to sing for some reason.
Numbuh 4: Look out! (Protects from being hit) What are you doing!?!
Numbuh 3: Trying to stop the angry glare I've been getting from Mushi sense you came on stage. (They get hit) You know I think she is capable of waiting very 'mature' for her age. (They faint)
Numbuh 2 grandma: So what's wrong with the simple love story already. I can live without all the whosh.
Numbuh 2: Their's shield is to strong! Huh? (Gasp and jumps off the railing before it gets hit and firework sounds start coming)
DCFDTL: Say goodnight Nicole. It's your final curtain call.
Numbuh 1: (takes out tooth-pick) You know delightful dorks you should take your show on the road because you're smashd. (Throws away tooth-pick)
DCFDTL: A smash. The expression is A smash! (Looks up and gets hit with a railing destroying their machine)
Numbuh 1: That's not the expression I was thinking of. (Turns around to see an upset audience) Huh?
Her dad stands up and starts clapping and the audience follows
Numbuh 1-5 bow as roses are thrown upon stage as the audience cheers.
Later we see the mess is still on stage as the room is empty except Numbuh 3 and his sister.
Mushi: You said it wouldn't happen and I would get to see you sing.
Numbuh 3: Well I was wrong. I should have know the delightful children wouldn't actually be up for the play now I'm going to get out of this dress so we can just go home.
Mushi: Oh no you don't. We aren't leaving until I see the song be performed.
Numbuh 3: Then I'll sing the song on the way home.
Mushi: No it has to be a duet.
Numbuh 3: Then sing it with me. You have the play manuscript.
Mushi: No I want to see the performance not be a part of it.
Numbuh 3: Then how can it be a duet if no one but us is hear.
Numbuh 4: Hey Numbuh 3 once you get your sister home you can come to Lime Ricky's to celebrate with us.
Mushi and Numbuh 3 look over at her.
Numbuh 4: Why are you looking at me like that.
Numbuh 3: So Numbuh 4 you know how before the Delightful children ruined the play before the big number.
Numbuh 4: Yeah?
Numbuh 3: Well Mushi won't let me leave and she won't either till I sing the duet with someone and she said she won't do it.
Numbuh 4: Oh well I'll go get Numbuh 2 she really wanted to be one of the leads if I recall.
Numbuh 3: No help me now please.
Numbuh 4: Ok fine I'll sing the stupid love duet with you. What's it called anyways.
Numbuh 3: (face darkens) it's called: It's so lovey the lovely the lovely dovey wuvy.
Numbuh 4: I'm out.
Mushi: (scary Mushi and fire background) Sing it OR ELSE!
Numbuh 4: (groans) Fine give me the paper with the words and junk. (Mushi hands manuscript over)
Numbuh 3: Can I changed first?
Mushi: (scary Mushi and fire background) NO!
Numbuh 3: Ok. (To self) What's wrong with her.
(Note I can't exactly tell what Numbuh 3 is singing so I might be wrong with the lyrics don't even know if I'm right with the title to many lovey)
Numbuh 3: (not into it at all) ♪Oh it's so lovey the lovely the lovely dovey wuvy. I wanna huggly wiggly snuggly all the afternoon. I wanna snuggly huggly duggy by the evening moon♪
Numbuh 4: (even more not into it) ♪We're just the cutesy woosy looseyest pair.♪
Numbuh 3: ♪Its just a goo-goo-ga-wa-oh-ga-boo-ga-la fair.♪
Numbuh 4: (so annoyed brings out her bat and hits Mushi in the head knocking her out) Thank God that's over with it's just a bunch of crud.
Numbuh 3: (Perks up) Oh thank goodness but when she wakes up I'm going to be facing a new problem.
Numbuh 4: No you won't I hit her pretty hard I don't think she'll even remember anything that happened.
Numbuh 3: And if she does?
Numbuh 4: Just hit her again till she doesn't. Now get out of that dress and into your regular clothes drop off your sister and come to Lime Ricky's to celebrate.
Numbuh 3: Come drop her off with me so if she does wake up and remembers you can hit her.
Numbuh 4: No I ain't dealing with your crazy sister.
Numbuh 3: Come with me or I'll tell everyone you sang that awful duet with me.
Numbuh 4: You wouldn't.
Numbuh 3: Oh wouldn't I?
Numbuh 4: Fine go change so we can leave.
Numbuh 3: Ok watch her. (Leaves to change)
On the walk to Numbuh 3 house
Numbuh 3: (dragging Mushi) Man I'm glad that nightmare is over.
Numbuh 4: Yeah how did you get the female lead anyways?
Numbuh 3: I was the best boy singer but since the delightful children took the male lead role and since I was a much better singer then all the girls they gave me the female role I mean might as well since Numbuh 1 and 2 are playing male roles and the male lead role was played by 5 kids.
Numbuh 4: Fair enough.
Numbuh 3: But thanks for stopping that kiss it would have been terrible.
Numbuh 4: You're welcome just doing my job kisses are pretty gross which is why I won't be kissing anyone anytime soon.
Numbuh 3: (the awkward laugh) Yeah. (To self) Please let me be the only exception to that.
Numbuh 4: Hey there's your house let's drop off the little brat.
Numbuh 3: Yeah.
End