jr ran into the kitchen
jr: chef pee pee i don't know what to do!!!
chef pee pee: ugh, what's wrong jr?
jr: cody was really sad and he said that if i was his boyfriend he'd be happy and i said yes just to make him happy and i don't actually like him and now he's being weird!!!
chef pee pee: wow jr, that is pretty homo
jr: he kissed me!
chef pee pee: haha! oh man jr looks like you got a pretty wacky situation going on here
jr: what do i do!? i don't want to kiss him but if i break up with him he'll be even more sad!
chef pee pee: well you just gotta be a man jr
jr: but i don't wanna be a man chef pee pee, i'm not into weird stuff!
chef pee pee: well i can't really do anything, this sounds like a you problem
jr: chef pee pee your no help!
jr ran to his room upset
jr: i don't want to date cody anymore! he's weird and he kissed me! he kissed me on my cheek!.. huh now that i think about it his lips were a bit soft, i wonder if he uses chapstick.. are my lips soft? hmm i don't know.. i mean at least he didn't kiss me on the mouth and it wasn't so-.. NO WHAT AM I SAYING!? IT WAS AWFUL! I'M NEVER EVER NEVER NEVER EVER KISSING HIM AGAIN! i don't care if his lips were soft and warm and the kiss was a bit nice.. no! i don't want him to kiss me anymore, good night!
jr said to himself slamming his head onto his pillow