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*WARNING!! a machine translation novel. So don't come at me about a bad grammar* Original Title : 穿成反派的小孕妻[穿书... More

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63. Oh, scheming! [Fanwai 1]
65. I love you forever [Fanwai 3]

64. Parenting routine [Fanwai 2]

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An'an has a strong language ability, and he will be called when he is more than ten months old. He will soon be able to express his thoughts in a few words, sometimes he can make it clear, sometimes he can't make it clear.

When one year old is less than two years old, basically there is no big obstacle to communicate with adults, and even memorize the "Three Character Classic" and several ancient poems. The most funny thing is that he will be clever. .

Whenever Ruan Chuchu took him back to Ruan's home, Ruan Chengping would interact with An An by saying that he could check the poems of his grandson Sun. Every time this time, he would usually be able to recite the whole small group of "Quiet Nights" in front of Ruan Chuchu. It's not complete.

But as long as Ruan Chengping reminded to read a sentence, he followed up with the last word, and a poem came down, often using only four words. such as:

Ruan Chengping said: "The bedside moon..."

An An's milky voice whispered: "Guang~"

Ruan Chengping: "Goose Goose, Song Xiangtian..."

An An brandished his fist: "Song~"

Ruan Chuchu initially thought that the child was the reason for short-term memory and learning to imitate, and did not care. After all, she was young, and she never expected that An An was a genius, as long as she was healthy and growing up happily.

But once a family of three returned home from the Ruan family over the weekend, only to realize that this was not the case.

The sound of Lang Tang's recitation of children's Tang poetry was heard from the car stereo. This was asked by Ruan Chuchu for Gu Yu to change. After all, it is not a pleasant thing to always hear his out-of-tune singing from inside. Switching to poetry recitation can also create a language learning environment for An An at all times.

Perhaps in order to let the children better understand clearly, the speech speed of this kind of children's recitation is generally very slow, and the tone is sullen and frustrated. The people with short temperament sometimes want to read it for them.

Ruan Chuchu often wanted to get a double speed while listening, but she didn't expect to hear from An An's mouth that day.

"Qing ~ Ming ~ Shi ~ Festival..."

"There are rains and pedestrians on the road want to break their souls. Asking the restaurant where it is, the shepherd boy refers to Xinghua Village."

An An sitting in the safety seat, while playing with the car in his hand, quickly backed up Du Mu's Qingming.

Speaking clearly, without pause, the speed of speech is twice as fast as the sound in the stereo.

Ruan Chuchu raised his eyebrows slightly, and asked curiously: "You will memorize this poem, why doesn't Grandpa let you say it when you recite it?"

An An turned his head, his round eyes blinked naively and said, "Speak!"

He meant to speak by himself, Ruan Chuchu smiled: "That was before the grandpa, you only said the last word."

An An sighed suddenly, like a little adult, and said, "Tired..."

Ruan Chuchu couldn't help crying, but it was good to think about it. Her dad was happier interacting with the child, and she just said: "Then you will have to carry a poem or two to your grandfather next time, okay? "

This sentence was not particularly easy to understand. An An thought about it with his head tilted, but he didn't understand it too much, but he looked at his mother and asked him softly, "Can it?" He nodded like a chicken, "Yes."

Ruan Chuchu sat down and kissed him with satisfaction, "It's so good!"

An An is not happy, repeating with a grin: "You're so good~"

Ruan Chuchu corrected him with a smile: "It's you, you're so good, not me."

An An also laughed at her, and the little milky voice would turn, "You~ Real~ Good~"

Yes, although An An's language communication ability and learning ability are very good, but he can not distinguish between "you and he".

Ruan Chuchu often teaches, but teaching is still a mess. Sometimes when he was irritable to teach, he would use "An'an" to refer to me happily, but this situation is generally faced with Ruan Chuchu. If it is to Gu Yu, he is much lazy to say, so he often makes trouble Some ridiculous jokes.

For example, sometimes Ruan Chuchu is not around, or if a family of three goes out and Ruan Chuchu is inconvenient to hug him, he will reach out to Gu Yu and say, "Daddy hugs you."

Gu Yu stooped to pick up the little man, and then licked it, and felt that his son's words didn't sound right.

In another example, Gu Yu sometimes came home from get off work. If An An saw it in the living room, he would say "Daddy, I'm back."

He actually wanted to say "Daddy, you're back", but Gu Yu sounded like he had just lost everything with his son's generation.

In addition, An An couldn't tell the relationship between family figures. He can accurately call everyone, "Dad, Mom, Grandfather, Grandma", but if you want to ask "Who am I?", he can't say it. Too.

At the same time, An An's language talents did not show up in the matter of learning to walk. Some children can walk steadily when they are more than a year old. However, he is almost two years old and often falls, so many parts of the family are covered. carpet.

On this day, Gu Yu, who once again saw his son open his hand and said "Daddy hugs you", couldn't stand it, and decided to teach An An to clarify his family's character relationship. He took pictures of his family and arranged them in order. In front of his son, An An sat on the carpet with his short legs crossed, calling out the titles one by one.

Gu Yu was satisfied, and started with an example, "I am your father, you are my son, do you understand?"

An Ansha nodded and said: "Understood."

Gu Yu threw his eyebrows at Ruan Chuchu, looking at him sideways, and asked An An happily, "So, I am yours..."

"Smash it!" An An answered crisply.

Gu Yu: "..."

Ruan Chuchu: "Poof-"

Gu Yu didn't give up, and taught several times, but every time An An nodded and said, "Understood," but when the question and answer came, he was reborn as a son.

Gu Yu, who was helpless, suddenly felt aroused, and wanted to take An'an "you, me, and he" back to the same city, so he asked An An to follow him, saying: "I am your father."

Ruan Chuchu listened and couldn't help but squeezed him next to him, whispering: "You cheat!"

Because according to An An's usual habit, at this time, it is often read as "You are my father" or "I am my father". Anyway, it is wrong.

"How could it be cheating? I'm seriously teaching my son!" Gu Yu was not ashamed, and sat on the road in anxious way: "Come on, follow my father, I am your father."

An An looked at him with a serious look and focused his attention. He put down the toy car in his hand and sat upright like Gu Yu, and then looked up at the old father's eyes. He read it out, "I'm your dad!"

"Hahahahaha..." Ruan Chuchu couldn't help it anymore and fell to the ground with a smile.

Gu Yu's old blood was blocked in his chest, and he wanted to drag Ruan Chu into the water. He pointed to An'an who was all red on the carpet and smiled: "What about mom? Are you mom's son, mom is you?" What?"

An An's obsidian eyes flickered, and suddenly picked up the picture of Ruan Chuchu on the carpet and hugged in his arms, making a hug and patting lightly, grandma said, "Heart baby~"

Ruan Chuchu got up with a "wow" and held An'an in his arms, "booming" and kissed him, "It's really a mother's careful liver~"

Gu·Old Father·Yu pinched his picture puzzled, "How could this be?"

Ruan Chuchu smiled and puzzled him, "Maybe because I always told An An to be careful of the liver and the baby?"

An An heard her words, nodded seriously, then threw herself into Ruan Chuchu's arms, wrapped her neck with a milky wet kiss on her face, pointed at herself, and said, "Heart baby ~"

Meaning, yes, I am a sweetheart~

Gu Yu reached out and wiped his face for Ruan Chuchu, and said to his son in disgust: "Look at your slobber and confuse your mother."

An An saw the mark on his mother's face erased, and instinctively felt "disgusted". He glared at Gu Yu with dissatisfaction, and then went to kiss "mua~mua~" on Ruan Chuchu's face. And then wrinkled his nose at the father like a demonstration.

"Hey!" Gu Yu smiled at his son's movements, flexed his fingers and flicked at his forehead, laughing and cursing: "Smelly kid!"

He felt that the bounce was quite light. Why didn't An An deflate his mouth and cried, wow, Ruan Chuchu complained and patted Gu Yu twice, saying, "Why don't you have a serious man? An An's head It's all red! You think it's as thick as your skin!"

Gu Yu pretended to touch the tip of his nose and muttered: "I have no effort..."

Ruan Chuchu stared at him and said in his mouth, "You are only two years old? Really, I still dislike An's saliva. I haven't disliked you yet! I didn't know who was sticky and full of people last night You are all mouth..."

Having said that, she slammed her mouth and glanced at Gu Yu with a hot cheek, and found that the latter was looking at herself deeply, and then heard Gu Yu suddenly shouting, "Aunt Zhou, Take An An out for a while!"

Aunt Zhou responded from a distance, Gu Yu stretched out his arm and lifted An An out of Ruan Chuchu's arms, and then took his wife in a hug and strode upstairs. Ruan Chuchu pushed twice, anxiously: "What are you doing?" It!"

Gu Yu lowered his head and sprayed her breath to her ear, and said in a dumb voice: "You just wronged me..."

Ruan Chuchu somehow, "Where did I wrong you?"

"You just said that I kissed you all last night, and I obviously didn't have a place to kiss." Gu Yu chuckled and bit on her ear, "So I decided to make up now..."

Ruan Chuchu listened and turned into a cooked shrimp, shyly and indignantly said: "You! Rogue!"

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