Ok so before we start today's chapter the pic of Richie at the top is what I'm planning to turn into a sticker. The rest of the losers will all be modeled after ittttt. Does it look good? Alrighty! On with the chapter! :)
4:10pm
Old Chat:
Bevvy - Stanny - Billy - Mikey - Benny - Eddy
Bevvy: We haven't used this chat in awhile have we?
Bevvy: I'm a lazy bitch so instead of making a new chat I'm just gonna reuse this one
Bevvy: As we all know everyone's favorite Richie Tozier's birthday is tomorrow! So I think we should plan a surprise party for the crackhead
Billy: That's a great idea Bev!
Bevvy: I know right, I'm so smart
Bevvy: Anyways we should take a bunch of b-day stuff out to the quarry
Benny: Yeah! And we can all make him a cake!!
Mikey: Hell yes! My Home Ec. classes are finally useful!
Billy: We're going to need someone to distract him while we set things up tho
Billy: Our obvious nominee is Eddie
Eddy: Wait why me?
Bevvy: HeS yOuR bOyfrIenD yOU FoOl
Eddy: But I wanna help set things up for him :(((
Stanny: I can do it, I guess
Billy: Yes! Thanks Stan <3
Stanny: You all owe me though, he'll be singing happy birthday to himself all day
Bevvy: Alright! So, Ben and Mike, you guys can make the cake. Stan you can deal with Richie and Eddie, Bill and I will get birthday decorations and shit
Benny: Sounds like a plan! :))
5:30pm
L is for Loser
Trashmouth: why is the chat so quiet?
Trashmouth: well I guess it's my duty to be very obnoxious and spam it :)
Trashmouth: GAHSBKSWNSBVS
Trashmouth: HGAHWBSJSJSKSNIS
Trashmouth: TALK TO MEEEEE
Stan The Man: Shut. Up.
Trashmouth: eyyyy Stanny my boy!
Stan The Man: I'm not here to text you I'm here to tell you to shut up
Trashmouth: jeez tough crowd
Private Chat:
Eds - Asshole
Asshole: hey Eds can you come over
Asshole: dysphoria is kicking my ass and i needs you to come over and tell me im handsome :,)
Eds: Yeah sure Richie, want me to bring music again?
Asshole: hell yessss! bring over some of your best alice in chains i need something to vibe too
Eds: I'll be over in 10
Asshole: thank you my dearest Eds <3
5:43pm
L is for Loser
Trashmouth: special shout out to Eds who was oh so kind enough to come spend time with me :,)
Trashmouth: the rest of you are very mean
High and Hawt: Sorry Rich, I'm out shopping with Bill
Trashmouth: oh my god please get me a bag of chips im dying pleeease
High and Hawt: Yes sir!
Trashmouth: thank you Bev, i wish everyone else was as nice to me as you are
Trashmouth: Eddie is offended by my comment and is forcing me to apologize
Trashmouth: he also forgot his phone at home so everyone say hi
High and Hawt: HI EDDIIEE
Benny Boy: Hi Eddie :)
Benny Boy: Mike says hi too!
Trashmouth: now would you look at this shit? no one responds to me in the chat but everyone says hi to Eds :,((
Benny Boy: Hi Richie :))
Trashmouth: :)))
1:30am
Trashmouth: ITS MY BIRTHDAYYYYY
Trashmouth: is anyone awake?
Trashmouth: Eddie is asleep so I have no one to yell at :((
High and Hawt: Bill is passed out on my living room floor
High and Hawt: He's snoring send help
Stan The Man: Not to sound like Richie or anything, but I feel left out
Benny Boy: Hi Stan! You should come hang out at my place with Mike and I! We're watching the Golden Girls :)))
Stan The Man: Sure, thanks for the invite Ben :)
Trashmouth: did- did Stan just use a smiley face!?!?
High and Hawt: Omfg he did shabsjamksbsjs
Trashmouth: its a birthday wish come true!!
Stan The Man: Shut up
3:37am
Trashmouth: Eddie just woke up and now he's yelling at me
Trashmouth: "ARE YOU SLEEPING IN YOUR BINDER?!?!? YOU'LL SUFFOCATE AND DIE YOU FUCKING DONKEY!"
High and Hawt: Gordon Ramsey who?
Trashmouth: just trying to hide the chest lumps
High and Hawt: Chesticals
Trashmouth: HBANWIAGWBWJ
Trashmouth: PERIODT
11:20am
Old Chat:
Bevvy - Stanny - Billy - Mikey - Benny - Eddy
Bevvy: Alrighty! Bill and I are getting our asses out of the house to get shit ready!!!
Eddy: I'll meet you guys down at the quarry in half an hour or so
Bevvy: Perrrfecto! Stan, are you ready to spend a few hours with alone with Richie?
Stanny: I'm still mentally preparing myself for it but yes
Benny: Mike and I should be there soon! We're putting the finishing touches on the cake right now :))
Mikey: We would have finished it last night but The Golden Girls was worth it
Benny: Yes it was :)))
Stanny: I'm biking over to Richie's house now, you still there Eddie?
Eddy: I just left, he's sad that I'm leaving shbshsnsjak now I feel bad
Bevvy: You wanted to come help up Eds, you must commit >:)
Eddy: Yeah I know
Stanny: Wait why can't Eddie and I switch jobs???
Bevvy: Because we need Eddie's party decorating skills :)
12:45pm
Old Chat:
Bevvy - Stanny - Billy - Mikey - Benny - Eddy
Bevvy: Alright Stan! We have everything ready! Bring our birthday boy to ussss
Stanny: He's complaining that no one is here to celebrate his birthday so I told him that I'll take him down to the quarry for fun
Billy: Good work Stan :)
Stanny: Thanks Bill <3
Bevvy: You two are adorable, we stan the ship
L is for Loser
Trashmouth: ey where are my birthday wishes :,((
Trashmouth: hellooooo???
Trashmouth: the nerve of some people jeez
Trashmouth: at least Stan was kind enough to spend time with me :((
High and Hawt: Sorry Rich, we'll make it up to you I promise:((
Stan takes Richie down to the quarry. He has a great birthday and everyone loves our favorite Trashmouth:)) Best birthday ever 11/10
(I don't know how to write a birthday party over text rip I'm sorry)
12:30am
Trashmouth: i really don't deserve you guys
Trashmouth: thanks for the best birthday ever :,)
High and Hawt: Only the best for you Richie :))
Billy Goat: Yeah Rich, did you really expect us not to celebrate your birthday with you?
Billy Goat: What kind of shitty friends would we be?
Stan The Man: We're shitty friends but we're not that shitty
Edward Spaghettword: I hope you had the best birthday ever Richie :) <3
Mike n' Ike: Yeah, did we succeed in being the best part throwers ever?
Benny Boy: And that we're also the best cake makers!
Benny Boy: But really, Happy Birthday Rich :)
Trashmouth: hevshsbks i love you guys so much :,))