"HELLO BITCHES IT IS I, THE INFAMOUS DEADPOOL!!" Deadpool said.
"HEY WATCH YO LANGUAGE. THERE ARE YOUNG MINORS READING THIS." STEVE ROGERS SAID.
"OH, LOOK IT IS CAPTAIN LANGUAGE, WAIT, I HAVE SOMETHING I WANNA SHOW THE READERS!!"
"WHAT IS IT??"
"YOU SAYING 'LANGUAGE' EVERYTIME THE OTHERS CURSE!!"
"WHAT!!!"
"HERE!"
"AWW HELL NAW"
"LANGUAGE MOTHER FUCKER" Deadpool said smugly.
"Baby, what are you doing?? I'm tired and want to cuddle" Peter mumbled.
"Don't worry baby boy, I'm coming"
"PETER!! WHAT IS WILSON DOING IN MY TOWER!!!!!" Tony yelled angrily.
"Uhhh, UP UP AND AWAYYYYYYYYYYY" Deadpool said.
"DAD, LEAVE WADE ALONE. HE IS NOT DOING ANYONE ANY HARM AND I LOVE HIM." Peter yelled back.